As a society we should’ve pushed back against the food truck trend because now there are a million of them run owned & operated by people who can’t cook. They simply had the money to buy a truck & make it look like they can.

Trump can’t even stay awake in the loudest MSG has been in at least 10 years but not only won’t they admit his health is in the toilet but they maintain the North Korea-ish “He NEVER sleeps!” shit.

Uh yeah no shit

Naturally Fox picks up where Trump failed in ruining a great night in NYC.

The funniest part is that Rubio is by far the smartest & most capable member of Trump’s cabinet & he is DROWNING here

One of my all-time favs. RIP.

“prompting Bilton to say he wouldn't be intimidated and quickly leave” The adult equivalent of telling someone to fight you in the parking lot after school then going home “sick” after lunch.

TFW it’s Friday night & you just want to relax

Damn that one hurts.

I think it was actually Fab, who AFAIK is no longer part of the current Milli Vanilli but I also expect him to disavow this as everything I’ve ever heard about him suggests he is very much not down with MAGA.

While not entirely the same thing Jaxson Dart going from “New York’s next great sports star” to a guy the Giants are worried will get booed at home over one May weekend is some tremendous “Everything Trump touches turns into shit” stuff.

The Dems inevitably going back to treating the GOP like a serious party deserving of respect will be what turns me into The Joker.

Honestly the conspiracy theory I find the most believable is that they’re intentionally snuffing out effective cancer treatments & vaccines because existing cancer treatments are way too profitable.

I can’t find it but there was an Onion or that other old sports parody site headline like “All 112 (small market team) fans promise to buy tickets if city pays for new stadium”

Guy hoarding all the toilet paper: Trust me, if you had toilet paper too it wouldn’t be any easier to wipe YOUR asses

And that seemingly can only happen by replacing the old guard atop the opposition party

Dershowitz going on TV to say “Were we paying money to have sex with underage girls? Technically yes, but…” is absolutely insane. If the Dems ever get back in power every one of these pieces of shit should never live another day where they’re not under investigation if not in prison.

Aaron Boone writing down “Hit a 2 run home-run instead of a run scoring double” in the negative comments column next to Jasson Dominguez’s name

It’s funny how inescapable this guy would be if he came around today.

Kash Patel set this up in a desperate attempt to look brave & competent.

Sometime this week a very angry & embarrassed Prego exec will say “Well, I thought it was a cute idea” then pretend they have a text they need to respond to.

Tony Hinchcliff looks like a character from “Doug”. Assistant Principal Bone’s creepy nephew looking goober.

WrestleMania needs to be way better if ESPN insists on making it a fucking chore to log in to watch the damn thing.

Now I’m kinda glad this loser shared all those videos of him crushing beers in the Team USA locker room.

He’s hip. He’s cool. He’s risen!

Never forget that a major factor in our current situation was the Biden administration & the Democrats in general spending almost the entirety of 2021 expecting Trump to just go away on his own out of embarrassment.

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Let the Jack Eichel & Mitch Marner sweepstakes begin again!

Can we please stop treating regular season games like it’s some mega event?

Also, a lot of them were arrested & the schools tried to kick them out with the Biden administration’s blessing so it’s not surprising it’s less common with Trump 2.0 adding “We’ll deport you if you aren’t white or speak with an accent” to the equation.

“While this is disappointing we remain confident that very soon everyone will be begging to eat raccoon diarrhea with a subscription”

Not sure why that old pizza guy needed AI to bring back $1 pizza slices but ok

I am at the point where “Sammies”, some shit like “Slap Yo Mamma” or “Fatty Fatso’s Big Piggy Porker Sandwich” on the menu is enough to get me to walk out before they even ask what I want to drink.

Keep letting them clang those 3’s, Hubert. Eventually this has to be winning basketball right?

I guess that’s how the Woke Ginger avoids being the Broke Ginger.

“Oh heavens no! He just called me in there mid-interview to tell me how happy he was with me.”

Idea: mandatory retirement age for Congress equivalent to the average U.S. life expectancy (79) so they actually care about improving it.

@cnbc.com you employ this lunatic

Currently drinking the most perfectly carbonated Coke Zero I’ve ever had. Every sip it’s like my mouth is being attacked by thousands of microscopic soldiers with swords. Heavenly.

“There are no cops around”

Guy who crosses the street out of fear after seeing laughing teenagers approaching on the sidewalk: Don’t be a pussy! Punch them right in the face!

Boomer guy who’d try to punch a baby for having a bonnet on during the National Anthem at a ballgame: I think it’s cool that President Trump kept his cap on during the dignified transfer of soldiers who died fighting his war no one wants. He’s a true patriot.

every day i lament the fact that we are not hitting back at the fascists with all the strength they come after us with. and then more.

I am watching The Twilight Zone. I don’t watch TV to get angry outside of the Yankees in October.

I bet Patel is gone within a month. Trump just won’t do it right away so they can deny it had anything to do with the personal use of FBI planes. He’ll “step away to focus on new projects” or whatever.

IMHO he was the best actor in the family after his dad, who was just delightfully menacing. RIP.

Even by Trump standards it’s wild how his administration is just Make A Wish for psychotic adult nazis. Even though a bunch of Team USA are MAGA you can still see how fucking weird they think it is that Kash Patel is going crazy celebrating like he was on the team.

“Our ‘Piss You The Fuck Off When You’re Concerned You’re Dying By Crushing Your Arm’ device says yours blood pressure is high”

Let’s all enjoy every second of this until it inevitably gets ruined with a White House visit.