every day i lament the fact that we are not hitting back at the fascists with all the strength they come after us with. and then more.

I am watching The Twilight Zone. I don’t watch TV to get angry outside of the Yankees in October.

I bet Patel is gone within a month. Trump just won’t do it right away so they can deny it had anything to do with the personal use of FBI planes. He’ll “step away to focus on new projects” or whatever.

IMHO he was the best actor in the family after his dad, who was just delightfully menacing. RIP.

Even by Trump standards it’s wild how his administration is just Make A Wish for psychotic adult nazis. Even though a bunch of Team USA are MAGA you can still see how fucking weird they think it is that Kash Patel is going crazy celebrating like he was on the team.

“Our ‘Piss You The Fuck Off When You’re Concerned You’re Dying By Crushing Your Arm’ device says yours blood pressure is high”

Let’s all enjoy every second of this until it inevitably gets ruined with a White House visit.

Holy shit!

Damn it, Jack that was just sloppy shit.

The A-Team gradually realizing I’ve tricked them into building me an infinity pool for free.

Anyone on Truth Social could do some good for the country & just repeatedly ask Trump if he was invited to RFK Jr & Kid Rock’s wedding.

The RAM crisis is going to be devastating, especially for people in my industry, but this delay for Sony would be optimal since due to many factors including COVID the PS5 is still essentially a brand new console. I think pushing the PS6 out before 2028 would piss off loyal customers.

“It will only be used to lower prices” So basically… “Oops! ‘Accidentally’ raised the price of milk from $2.50 a gallon to $2.90! Please lower it to $2.75!”

Can we make a law that says stores need to wait for the holiday to actually end before they start setting up for the next? I’ve been a February 13th shopper going back to high school & have never had any issues until this year!

“As a treat the President is going to come give an inspiring speech that praises you” The speech:

My girl introduced me to “Try On Influencers”, which comes across like PG-13 porn, for lack of a better description. The women aren’t the fascinating aspect of these videos though. It’s the “Try On Husbands” who are just unbelievably weird.

All the MAGA chuds who think the Trump Admin will be like “We can probably just safely assume nobody with guns will ever attempt to rise up against us” once they start filling up their concentration camps.

I’ve seen way too many people refer to her as “until Trump got to her” as if she was once a noble prosecutor Trump blackmailed. The truth is she’s always been psychotic & if anything Trump fell for her after respecting how she shook him down for a bribe.

Bud Cort ruled. That one hurts.

More from the “When Things Are Definitely Going Well” department.

I would like to see us commit as a nation to no celebrity Super Bowl commercials next year. We used to get at least a couple funny ads but now the big agencies (who already sucked) don’t bother trying.

Everything still sucks but man are a lot of shitbags hilariously pissed off at a great many things from The Super Bowl. Gotta enjoy the happy moments when they come. It all makes getting robbed of history tonight by Jason Myers not winning MVP a little less deflating.

Back to back brutal Super Bowls for Drakes

Super Bowl MVP Jason Myers.

Kicker Super Bowl MVP let’s do this!

Ban Jon Bon Jovi from Giants Stadium!

Me no matter how old I get watching figure skaters jump & spin in the air then perfectly land on skates.

LOL.... i wanted to hear JD getting booed at the Olympics and when i searched for it on YouTube i got this

A big problem is that way too many elected Dems think the GOP enabling & backing Trump over monstrous things he says & does is fine if they privately condemn it.

The President is a virulent racist & should be impeached. Make the GOP own this filth.

Even if “the nazis can’t bother me” on X, your use of that site helps a very prominent nazi make ad revenue. Sorry if some people here annoy you though, bro.

Trump is mentioned more times in the Epstein files than God is in the bible.

The Giants hiring the OC from the worst seasons of Patrick Mahomes’s career is certainly A CHOICE™️

The video of Trump shitting his pants in the Oval Office & his staff immediately pushing the press out is funny but we really need him to hit the point where he says “Uh oh” & just stares into the distance after it happens.

GOP congress are at insane levels of fear-born devotion to Trump. He could ask for a law banning door locks for households that earn under $250k & you’d still get responses from them like “President Trump has made law & order a foundation of his term and I am proud to support this”

Nearly ten years ago I co-founded @wbaidlaw.bsky.social to provide pro bono representation of whistleblowers. Yet another example of the great work it does. The DNI & Tulsi Gabbard have a lot of explaining to do.

Yeah, Trevor! Donald Trump had all of his sex with children right here in the USA!

Will never forget Jim Clyburn saying black voters are incapable of understanding the economy in explaining why they should vote for Biden instead of Bernie. Also him saying Biden should pardon Trump for the good of the country.

"Yeah well I'm gonna build my own island! With even younger girls!"

The second choice name was “March for Just Because You Party with a Pedophile it Doesn’t Necessarily Make You One”

I’d be demonstrating the “Make a head go through a car window without rolling it down” trick with an ICE agent if I saw this happen.

Not that we aren’t already in dark times, we appear to be heading towards being the first country to essentially legalize child sex abuse for the obscenely wealthy. Our media, elected leaders & legal system collectively shrugging their shoulders & saying “What can ya do?” will pretty much do that.

Chuck Schumer has nerves of steel. Sorry, I meant KNEES of steel. This allows him to kneel before the Trump Administration so often without feeling pain.

"I'm coming to Boston and I'm bringing hell with me." --Homan in February "Do I expect violence to escalate? Absolutely." -- Tom Homan in March "I actually thought about getting up and throwing that man a beating right there in the middle of the room" -- Homan in July, referring to a D congressman

A friend sent me the sound of ALF hiccuping & it is now my text message tone.

I am concerned by how many Dems I still hear calling innocent civilians being executed at the White House’s approval the results of “improper training”.

Every time Cashman gets another hard-throwing reliever with a bloated ERA

If you take the time to talk to kids you’d know how many of them told Santa what they really wanted for Christmas is for the Trump grandkids to be able to afford the most primo of cocaine.

The worst Super Bowl Highlight Film was the one where (bless him) Jimmy Johnson did the narration in the most “I am definitely reading these words from a script” voice I’ve ever heard in a professional production.

If shit wasn’t so bleak I’d take satisfaction in Corporate America destroying their own empire in large part because they couldn’t resist taking money they didn’t even need from oligarchs both foreign & domestic who could barely mask their desire to buy & destroy America.