WrestleMania needs to be way better if ESPN insists on making it a fucking chore to log in to watch the damn thing.

Now I’m kinda glad this loser shared all those videos of him crushing beers in the Team USA locker room.

He’s hip. He’s cool. He’s risen!

Never forget that a major factor in our current situation was the Biden administration & the Democrats in general spending almost the entirety of 2021 expecting Trump to just go away on his own out of embarrassment.

🚨EXCLUSIVE: NYC council president Julie Menin is blocking @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social's tax/budget agenda while having huge undisclosed ownership stakes in real estate, according to documents reviewed by @levernews.com. Menin is pushing safety net cuts instead of tax hikes that hit her empire.

Let the Jack Eichel & Mitch Marner sweepstakes begin again!

Can we please stop treating regular season games like it’s some mega event?

Also, a lot of them were arrested & the schools tried to kick them out with the Biden administration’s blessing so it’s not surprising it’s less common with Trump 2.0 adding “We’ll deport you if you aren’t white or speak with an accent” to the equation.

“While this is disappointing we remain confident that very soon everyone will be begging to eat raccoon diarrhea with a subscription”

Not sure why that old pizza guy needed AI to bring back $1 pizza slices but ok

I am at the point where “Sammies”, some shit like “Slap Yo Mamma” or “Fatty Fatso’s Big Piggy Porker Sandwich” on the menu is enough to get me to walk out before they even ask what I want to drink.

Keep letting them clang those 3’s, Hubert. Eventually this has to be winning basketball right?

I guess that’s how the Woke Ginger avoids being the Broke Ginger.

“Oh heavens no! He just called me in there mid-interview to tell me how happy he was with me.”

Idea: mandatory retirement age for Congress equivalent to the average U.S. life expectancy (79) so they actually care about improving it.

@cnbc.com you employ this lunatic

Currently drinking the most perfectly carbonated Coke Zero I’ve ever had. Every sip it’s like my mouth is being attacked by thousands of microscopic soldiers with swords. Heavenly.

“There are no cops around”

Guy who crosses the street out of fear after seeing laughing teenagers approaching on the sidewalk: Don’t be a pussy! Punch them right in the face!

Boomer guy who’d try to punch a baby for having a bonnet on during the National Anthem at a ballgame: I think it’s cool that President Trump kept his cap on during the dignified transfer of soldiers who died fighting his war no one wants. He’s a true patriot.

every day i lament the fact that we are not hitting back at the fascists with all the strength they come after us with. and then more.

I am watching The Twilight Zone. I don’t watch TV to get angry outside of the Yankees in October.

I bet Patel is gone within a month. Trump just won’t do it right away so they can deny it had anything to do with the personal use of FBI planes. He’ll “step away to focus on new projects” or whatever.

IMHO he was the best actor in the family after his dad, who was just delightfully menacing. RIP.

Even by Trump standards it’s wild how his administration is just Make A Wish for psychotic adult nazis. Even though a bunch of Team USA are MAGA you can still see how fucking weird they think it is that Kash Patel is going crazy celebrating like he was on the team.

“Our ‘Piss You The Fuck Off When You’re Concerned You’re Dying By Crushing Your Arm’ device says yours blood pressure is high”

Let’s all enjoy every second of this until it inevitably gets ruined with a White House visit.

Holy shit!

Damn it, Jack that was just sloppy shit.

The A-Team gradually realizing I’ve tricked them into building me an infinity pool for free.

Anyone on Truth Social could do some good for the country & just repeatedly ask Trump if he was invited to RFK Jr & Kid Rock’s wedding.

The RAM crisis is going to be devastating, especially for people in my industry, but this delay for Sony would be optimal since due to many factors including COVID the PS5 is still essentially a brand new console. I think pushing the PS6 out before 2028 would piss off loyal customers.

“It will only be used to lower prices” So basically… “Oops! ‘Accidentally’ raised the price of milk from $2.50 a gallon to $2.90! Please lower it to $2.75!”

Can we make a law that says stores need to wait for the holiday to actually end before they start setting up for the next? I’ve been a February 13th shopper going back to high school & have never had any issues until this year!

“As a treat the President is going to come give an inspiring speech that praises you” The speech:

My girl introduced me to “Try On Influencers”, which comes across like PG-13 porn, for lack of a better description. The women aren’t the fascinating aspect of these videos though. It’s the “Try On Husbands” who are just unbelievably weird.

All the MAGA chuds who think the Trump Admin will be like “We can probably just safely assume nobody with guns will ever attempt to rise up against us” once they start filling up their concentration camps.

I’ve seen way too many people refer to her as “until Trump got to her” as if she was once a noble prosecutor Trump blackmailed. The truth is she’s always been psychotic & if anything Trump fell for her after respecting how she shook him down for a bribe.

Bud Cort ruled. That one hurts.

More from the “When Things Are Definitely Going Well” department.

I would like to see us commit as a nation to no celebrity Super Bowl commercials next year. We used to get at least a couple funny ads but now the big agencies (who already sucked) don’t bother trying.

Everything still sucks but man are a lot of shitbags hilariously pissed off at a great many things from The Super Bowl. Gotta enjoy the happy moments when they come. It all makes getting robbed of history tonight by Jason Myers not winning MVP a little less deflating.

Back to back brutal Super Bowls for Drakes

Super Bowl MVP Jason Myers.

Kicker Super Bowl MVP let’s do this!

Ban Jon Bon Jovi from Giants Stadium!

Me no matter how old I get watching figure skaters jump & spin in the air then perfectly land on skates.

LOL.... i wanted to hear JD getting booed at the Olympics and when i searched for it on YouTube i got this

A big problem is that way too many elected Dems think the GOP enabling & backing Trump over monstrous things he says & does is fine if they privately condemn it.

The President is a virulent racist & should be impeached. Make the GOP own this filth.