the chiefs special teams coach is better at confronting fascism than anyone in the media or congress

Anyway a great way to radicalize people is for them to realize that you just abandoned their chance at being able to access and afford health care because you didn’t like waiting in line at the airport.

agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish

The electorate's 2025 post-Trump buyer's remorse is the most intense buyer's remorse since the electorate's 2017 post-Trump buyer's remorse.

The US federal attack on Portland has resulted in the best advertisement for a city that I have ever seen. Round-the-clock joy, community solidarity and silliness that much of the West has lost and longs for.

a core memory for me growing up is a friend of mine’s dad, born and raised in chicago, got so mad at the bears during a game that he spiked a lawn chair in his living room and it hit the ceiling

man i just did this and it's beautiful

SCROOGE (Walton Goggins) (VO): It had been seven years Old Marley had been dead. Unless this is known, nothing fantastic can be understood MARLEY (Danny McBride) flings open BEDROOM DOOR: Hey Scrooge what's up you sassy son of a bitch. Who decorated this place Jack the Ripper

/host introducing the musical guest for their second song on SNL voice

It must feel amazing to launch a dinger out of Truist Park. Sending a rocket through the front window of a 300-seat Bonefish Grill in the adjacent mall, all the Vineyard Vines dudes in there are so scared at the sound that they instantly jump into their Sorcerer-size SUVs and drive 55 minutes home.

Watching movies in which heroes stand up for the little guy, do the unpopular brave thing simply because it is right, help those in need, are kind to people different from them, and grinding my teeth in frenzied rage at this political bias that is personally attacking me, a massive piece of shit.

I've been thinking a lot about the difference between doing a "search" and doing "research" and how that works with conspiracy theory/lies to control our public sphere. Here's an old thread from 2023

Tyrese Haliburton is really good, and I can see how what I am about to write could read as critical, but there are some subtle but noticeable Jar-Jar Binks Notes to his style that make him extra interesting to watch. He's about as silly-seeming as a player this good can be.

45 minutes into an hour-long sensory deprivation float session. My brain: “Was Samuel Dalembert ever on the Kings?”

Idk man but when the administration that tried to reject humanitarian aid for Los Angeles when it was burning tries to justify their illegal military occupation by saying they aren’t going to let LA burn it kinda sounds like bullshit

Sophie B Hawkins, playing immaculate grid and getting a 25% rarity for Cleveland - giants player 🎶Damn. I wish I’d used Brett Butler🎶

@clueheywood.bsky.social - man this diamondbacks bullpen. Are you still watching this stuff nightly?

Running over a bunch of fuckin sticks and rocks with the lawnmower and just letting that shit pelt the shit out of my legs. Fuck you and fuck me

kind of like watching your car go up in flames on the side of the highway. undeniably mesmerizing, but also it's your car

AOC speaks for me.

Not to harp on this concept again, but the way a protection racket works is, once you pay once -- just once -- the mob owns your ass for life. Of course you will have a change of mind later. It won't matter.

You know, I thought I was done giving money to Democrats. But I’m going to happily donate to whoever primaries these feckless, weak motherfuckers

Yes/King crimson and toad the wet sprocket tribute band Prog and Toad

I am ordering all of my opinion-writing employees to only write about the importance of personal liberty, if they don't want to write on the assigned topic, they will lose their jobs

This whole saga has, I think, demonstrated very well my contention that American political journalists believe that they deserve all of the respect and deference that comes with filling a vital societal role, while rejecting the idea that holding such a position also entails duties and obligations.

You guys have fucked up so bad you made Quebec patriotic

🎶Well I’m proud to be a Gozerian Making marshmallow men smash streets🎶

The starter for the Mets has as rattled a look as I have ever seen a dude in a playoff game. He looks like he got stopped at a DUI checkpoint and is trying to do the math on how much alcohol his body should have been able to metabolize by now

@davidjroth.bsky.social -given the Mets are back in the NLCS, can we get some more talk about the 2015 press box sandwich please? Preferably in a thread form. The sandwich appreciators demand this content.

Arthur Digby Sellers and Anakin Skywalker -responsible for bulk of series -not exactly a lightweight -has health problems -son a fucking dunce -son killing his father

Thinking about calling a local sports talk drive time show to pitch a Dr. Demento style novelty song about immaculate grid “50 ways to use Rex Hudler”. @davidjroth.bsky.social would you care to hop on this track?

🎶Dune it to me one more time One movie ain't enough When you're Villenueve 🎶