A sneak peek at the cover of next week’s issue, which celebrates Zohran Mamdani’s historic win. #NewYorkerCovers https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/451hFM

Lmao literally having a "we're rich" party while they cut SNAP is like cartoon level evil it's like the villain in a Dr. Seuss book

So, question, what got changed with the text in other versions?

#NowSpinning my second favorite live album: "The Name of this Band is Talking Heads" by Talking Heads (my favorite live album? "Stop Making Sense" by Talking Heads)

The increasing evil always finds a way to surprise me. This one got me to tear up.

Time to escape a bit by playing Spider-man on PS5: the game where New York turns into dystopian hellscape when fascist contractors start setting up checkpoints and detaining citizens without provocation.

@joshuadysart.bsky.social - Just finished your Swamp Thing #26. One of the most horrifically beautiful comics I have read. That one will stay with me.

So you're saying he's... *lowers sunglasses, turns to camera* formerly known as prince

The elimination of USAID is a moral atrocity and all involved made a choice to enable, and then lie about, ending the lives of some of the most vulnerable people in the world.

“Starving children screaming for food as US aid cuts unleash devastation and death across Myanmar” Never forget or forgive that Trump, Rubio, & Musk *chose* to inflict this monumental level of death and suffering on the poorest & most vulnerable people.

CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors. ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart. ISILDUR: true

I am now officially a #Salesforce Certified Application Architect! My brain is fried and my joy is immense.

Adding "Outperforms AI in spreadsheet manipulation" to my resume

Baja Blast sheep Have you any fuel?

I long time ago I made some art for a game…now I alter my cards occasionally. Available in my eBay store link in bio.

Brrr! 1st day of socks, sweats, jacket & watchcap!

Irruption.

From Wired a few weeks ago. A lot of the people who I was told for years were the adults in the room are being asked how they want to be remembered, and that answer is very clearly "cowards." www.wired.com/story/uncann...

I would love to be part of the conversation on MSNBC related to the Kimmel story and it's chilling effects on first amendment, but unfortunately I was terminated by MSNBC for stating that "hateful thoughts lead to hateful words which lead to hateful actions".

After years of complaining about cancel culture, the current administration has taken it to a new and dangerous level by routinely threatening regulatory action against media companies unless they muzzle or fire reporters and commentators it doesn’t like.

Bruh

in light of the kimmel news, just a reminder that a few days ago a prominent fox news host literally called for killing homeless people. right afterward, someone shot up a couple homeless encampments. that fox news host still has his job.

Calling peoples' employers in a rage because their tributes to Robert Redford weren't horny enough

If someone’s not mourning the death of Robert Redford in a manner that’s consistent with your views, make sure you set up a database, call their employer, and get them fired.

Reminder that Captain America: The Winter Soldier is the best MCU movie and tonight would be a great night to watch it again.

Empires decline all the time, for all kinds of reasons, but our present moment will be remembered in history books for the sheer volume of *voluntary & pointless self-imposed damage*. We're systematically dismantling what made us great, for no reason! Genuinely, with no rationale! It's wild.

Brian Kilmeade endorses euthanizing homeless people: "Involuntary lethal injection, or something. Just kill them."

ICE just killed an immigrant at a traffic stop outside Chicago while simultaneously tear gassing protesters ALL IN ONE DAY and the entire timeline is still massive accounts talking about the Kirk shooting and Pritzker scaring Trump off Literally what the fuck is wrong with all of you

Fox: “How do we fix this country? How do we come back together?” Donald Trump, President of the United States of America: “Well, I’ll tell you something that’s going to get me in trouble, but I couldn’t care less.” www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...

What a weird day, glad it's over and I can look forward to a new day tomorrow, 9/11.

Whether it’s Republican politicians joking about the murder of Melissa Hortman or Democratic politicians expressing their condolences after the murder of Charlie Kirk, both parties have a extreme rhetoric problem.

Listen to this episode and Buy. This. Comic! (if you can find a store that hasn't sold out...I had to drive a few towns over)

Throwback to the baby reveal for our youngest

It sounds conspiratorial to suggest that Vladimir Putin told Donald Trump behind closed doors to launch an assault on mail-in voting in elections administered by the states, and Trump immediately set about mobilizing federal power to do it… but that is literally Trump’s account of what happened.

this dc situation looks pretty horrible. i wish i had more to say except that autocracy is always mundane and petty and vicious and encourages you to look away and be safe. and you can live quite normally under it until you're a direct target

I Know What You Did Last Supper (2025)

@aunderscorek.bsky.social - Here is some 'jimmy music' for you

The governing party of the United States is shutting down the federal government to cover-up evidence the president sexually abused children so he can continue trying to implement dictatorship. That's just a true statement about the world!

Son: "What does 'not a given' mean?" Me: "It means it's not guaranteed." Son: "Oh; I thought it was an animal." Me: "....'GIVen' not 'GIBBon'" 'Happiness is not a Gibbon' now gets a family sing along whenever the song plays @thisisdeepseadiver.bsky.social

Superman is the story of an immigrant who grew up in Kansas, landed a low-paying job as a reporter in Metropolis, and still had time for a hobby because urban housing was affordable.

People who feel bad for JD Vance’s kids as family gets booed at Disneyland. I get it, but better those kids know now what their father is about. Other kids are watching their parents get shipped off to gulags.

Worked for a start-up where some of the young leadership bought into this idea. What did we do? We worked with autism clinic software. Innovate fast? Sure. But it should be done with care.

I wanted to be the first one to enjoy my new @thisisdeepseadiver.bsky.social shirt from last night's amazing show, but I was beaten to the punch.

What a headline.