vampire la croix lestat

guys what if our blood was carbonated and we could feel it like fizzing and bubbling throughout our bodies

“is today a friday?”

live laugh la croix

Hello, can everyone please just take a moment to look at Seto's nose. Thx.

She pins every unhinged thing I say and then just randomly pulls it up in conversation lmaaaaoooo

Incels are just mad that Sophie Turner as Lara Croft would score exactly 100% more pussy than they do.

[insert generic opinion here] and post.

Hey y’all. I’m really worried about this sweet guy. If anyone is able to share or help it would mean the world to me. He and Quark are all I’ve got now. gofund.me/6df105992

Ok. Ok. I'll stop spamming the Adventure Time art.... Right after Marceline. #sadpotatodraws #adventuretime

Incels are just mad that Sophie Turner as Lara Croft would score exactly 100% more pussy than they do.

go live? oh. uhm. no thank you bsky.

Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you joy.

In my attempt to beat 2026 into submission, I have summoned the year 2000.

We are so cold 💔😭 We are so cold 💔😭 We are so cold 💔😭 I need 150$ to buy a tent for my family 💔 Any donation, no matter how small, could save a life my family 🙏💔 chuffed.org/project/1634...

Timeline cleanse, and perhaps soul cleanse?

a spell is putting your smartphone into a jar and burying it in the dirt really really deep, covering it up and drawing a circle anticlockwise eight times on the disturbed earth and lighting a candle right in the middle of the circle

I really hope the Etsy witches are fully booked rn

This sorts by reposts within the past week for the entire network.

I'm not gone. I was just busy doing this. [poorly very poorly]

The Sims itch never goes away. It just lies dorment, waiting...like herpes.

It had to be done. #rockymountainqueers

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

my new years resolution will be to threaten 2026 until it complies with my terms & conditions

they should make a sleep where it feels like you’ve slept

ghost who wants to haunt a bsky user but ends up haunted by bsky

im pretty sure you are supposed to be given a posting license from a bsky elder

update: well fuck

Punk rock (getting the doctor recommended amount of nightly sleep for your age range)

Going to bed before 10 because I don't give a flying fuck

theres still a few left ! i’ll be shipping everything on the 5th ✨🌿 annijyn.com/collections/...

the scariest thing about The Fetch by Robert Aickman is the time lost reading it.

I've decided a new hobby for 2026 will be recording weird fiction short stories

sorry, we're co-corporeal but dating separately

brb ill need like 3 months to emotionally recover from the lil goat in pluribus

rare example of autocorrect doing it right ✅️

i had to save this, it was too good 😂

i know who i’m calling

is it considered a polycule if the girl you’re dating is haunted?

a genealogy site for conservatives called Incestry.com

fuck i want lasagna and kisses so bad rn wth

if i promised not to steal your wife in 2025, don't forget to renew your subscription in 2026 (auto-renew is not available at this time for cis men)

I normally do a reflection before the new year...but I think "2025 can eat my fucking arse" covers it.

breaking: jingle horse found dead from alleged cult sacrifice

I just need to know how many of you would follow me into a dark forrest without question

some of you haven't prayed to the lesbian pantheon, so I fear for your wellfare

The human body is made up of 70% water, 20% microplastics & 10% lead.

Sorry I can't make the festivities, the cat is using my arm as a buttrest