Lobe piercings on 40 year old men, yay or nay?

I never got very far with leaving here. Apparently I'm too attached to some of you. I guess I'll float around until it gets unsustainable, or better (I suppose there is always a chance I could get better)

Why does the piercer have a buy one get one half price offer on tomorrow? Why did my wife tell me about it as if we'd go together only now she's going with a friend? Now I'm like, do I get two piercings? I mean, I couldn't just get one, that's not financially responsible... I may have a problem...

Personally the best part of the direct was that we're only waiting 4 months for Rebirth... Might have just finished Remake by then

Not even a side character, just a NPC with two lines of dialogue

I think I might be done with this place. For a bit at least. I'm not going through the theatrics of deactivating again, I feel like personally I'd just be doing it for show, but I'm possibly going to be very, if not completely, inactive on this account (maybe all my accounts)

I'm pretty sure kore hates me now thanks to my biscuit Britishness

Pony that I drew for @magicalfaeryn.bsky.social as the winner of my giveaway 💞✨🌸

So on Saturday night I was told by someone that they've had multiple, real life, conversations that have gone "do you know Tato*? He's a bit weird isn't he?" and I'm not entirely sure how to feel about it... *Please note that my full Sunday name was used here

Someone come knock me the fuck out. I need to sleep 😫

Spudcle time

Drunken selfie has escaped quarantine and crossed over to a very different side of bsky....

So. My mum. Officially not impressed with my piercings...

This is who runs this account...

Tato got drunk... Whoops...

Updated pfp. Don't forget me... Mid-life crisis in full swing

So.... I went with a conch

Going to get stabbed again. Help me decide what I'm getting today. A second helix to make it an orbital eventually, or a forward helix. Vote now.

Me to me: 🥔

💔

I feel like @osnapitszara.bsky.social probably already knows this sort of information...

Well, thanks JJK for frying my brain first thing on a Friday morning... So much information, of which I'll remember absolutely nothing. Who's the candle looking dude again?

#sadpotatodraws (and this time Link actually has his proper ears....🤦🏻‍♂️)

for all the neurotypical folks who have ever wondered what ADHD feels like 🙂

Seriously. No one was going to tell me that I fucked up the ears? I know you all saw it. I'm going to have to disappear forever due to the shame of it all...

I sneezed and now my hands hurt...

The worst, most hypocritical people I've ever had the misfortune of crossing paths with have been religious. Cherry picking which parts of the doctrine to adhere to so you can feel superior but not be inconvenienced. Hate to tell you, but if God is real, you'll be going to hell with the rest of us

Burned bridges and broken roads

I don't know if I have the energy for this anymore

Loitering with intent

Seeing a tiny ceramic stegosaurus isn't going to fix the world, but it certainly won't make it worse.

Tell me your pets name with a gif

I am actually a potato

Things have never been the same since they hit the second tower. Something broke in humanity that day. People could have come together in solidarity over our shared horror of what we saw but instead we've only grown further and further apart. Everyone became insular. It's us and them, no longer we.

🖕🏻🧊

Things be thinging pretty hard, but it's ok, everything's fine... #sadpotatodraws

Turns out Agent Smith was right when he told Neo the turn of the 21st century was the peak of human civilization. And it's been a cluster fuck since 2020, though I think I prefer a virus trying to kill everyone over other people....

The residual joy of getting pierced has gone. I need to get stabbed again...

she dropped it (reuploaded)

Oh....fuck

To show how easily influenced I am, the main reason I drew a pony was because I keep seeing all @qxngtao.bsky.social's cool ponies...

Every day I'm sl...owly slipping off the edge into the abyss

Look... My daughter was 5 when the movie came out, so I get some sort of pass to draw a pony, ok? #sadpotatodraws

thank you for following me because I'm hot, be prepared bc it's just that I'm only recently out of the oven...

Justice for Daisy ✊ #fanart #princessDaisy

⋆｡°✩ 500 Follower Celebration ✩°｡⋆ hi! i wanted to host a little giveaway of some custom ponies as a thank you!!! i will be giving away 1 pony drawing to my followers~ rules: ⋆ make sure you're following me ⋆ repost and like this post i will be closing this on Sunday the 25th!