Notes from a work thing I went to last year: "I want to go home and pet my kitty cats I feel deflated and unenthusiastic I have taken almost no notes related to the material I think I'm the most nervous person in this room I think I'm the sweatiest person in this room"

Anyway I think one reason I'm not that mad at these guys is we already knew they were the wrong people for this moment. A party trying to carry on with business as usual in the face of autocracy won't survive. They're sitting in a burning house and commissioning polls on how popular the fire is

Fuck the two party system Fuck Kim Davis Donate to a food bank

Watching the system burn Will I live to see reason return?

Those COBRA letters are about to look even batshit crazier

Go to a 12 step program and talk to a codependent who has an abuser. Ask them how they got out. You cannot control your abuser. you cannot beat yourself up for the abuse they inflict. You are not responsible for the abuse they inflict. Enabling the abuse only begets more abuse.

Senators on the brink of retirement who lived full, wealthy lives and never feared the loss of their own healthcare voting for their constituents to die from their inability to afford the same is treasonous

Two parties aren't enough Donate to a food bank Hold your values tight

straight to the dick. straight to their own god damn dick. every time. every fucking time.

“You sold the weed for magic beans!?… are you high!?”

Gotta be surreal kicking off a military career in a stadium full of Americans booing the corrupt sitting president while he swears you in.

This sucks dude. EVEN if Thune isn’t lying to you about the vote, the House won’t hold a vote. You got nothing, and just proved to the public that the shutdown was your fault. And you proved to Republicans that they can weaponize hunger. You negotiated with terrorists

My family has been without half our income for 40 days. It has been.. very hard. We are willing to feel that pain so people can have health care next year, or to undo these illegal recissions. We are not willing to have been put through this for NOTHING.

Just a reminder that all of the republicans in congress who are at church this morning and quote scripture on Xchan all the time are currently starving their own constituents to protect the Pedo in Chief from the release of the Epstein files.

omg

It's goddamn jet exhaust

Ditto but Freddy Got Fingered

Today is the second best day to ban businessmen from having hospitals and research facilities named after them

You bring the wine, I bring the corkscrew

It begins, "Listen here, you little shits:" and don't blink at the end

I think of all the components in a single-use vape, including one I have that even has a display showing battery percentage. You'll be able to tell the age of the garbage islands by the technology in the vapes. Just... -fffffff- 😗💨 damn.

Welcome to Scamtopia

Life hack: Look at more bodies. All types.

RIP James Watson, co-discoverer of Rosalind Franklin's notes

It's incredible that we let billionaires bloviate about their policy views without throwing tomatoes at them. We know what they want, they want policies that work for a few dozen people and immiserate the other 300 million. Not interested!

Not speaking for everybody but as a customer I don't want to deal with this. The staff don't want to do this. You're Target, not Grace Brothers.

Anti-empathy oligarch hawks empathy simulator

2025 be like

I don't know who this dork even is but Zuck decided I needed to know he was somebody who could get successfully worked by Smarterchild

I misread this at first and thought "Yep, in your eyes is the worst"

Back in my day a honkin' carryout order woulda been twenty bucks with tax, and no tip 'cause they didn't drive anywhere. And if they did the delivery charge was like 75 cents and two bucks went far enough to be a reasonable tip.

Spirit will always fill those seats. Watch, they're going to start buying planes from these other airlines.

What does it feel like to watch a horrible person you grew up with get a job lying to the public on a daily basis on national TV? The idea of knowing any of these people personally makes me sad.

Even as a procedural move it's cruel to keep millions of hungry people on this rollercoaster

The Supreme Court is long overdue for a dismantling by any means necessary

I read this and immediately thought “well that would actually be awesome because then Marty can go back to the 90s where he probably had a really awesome time as a teenager” and then I was like oh wait his PARENTS would have been teenagers in the 90s and then I just sat here for like 45 minutes

Another geriatric jackass living to be as useless as possible on the public dime

No seriously though, they're remaking media and software to smash your moral compass and drive you crazy. Hold your values tight.

ChatGPT is doing everything 80s parents thought heavy metal and D&D did and I wish this was hyperbole

Word of the Day is ‘catchfart’ (17th century): an obsequious individual who sucks up to the boss and always follows the political wind.

Socialism is what they called public power. Socialism is what they called social security. Socialism is what they called the growth of free and independent labor organizations. Socialism is their name for almost anything that helps all the people. —Harry Truman, 1952

No lies detected…

F***** Rumsfeld over here. Quisling trash.

Today’s a great day to honor Rosalind Franklin and other women writers, scientists, scholars, and artists whose work was stolen, hidden, incorrectly attributed, or otherwise ignored.

"AI is there to cater to my personal opinions" is for the seller, not the buyer

I can't tell whether or not this was made as a joke

Puttin' on a blonde wig, scarfing down trash for dinner and calling myself Melissa Joan Fart. Clarissa Explodes the John

At this point I view pretty much everybody over 50 as a ghoul