Couldn't happen to a more deserving guy, proud of him for this

Mamdani: For too long, those fluent in the good grammar of civility have deployed decorum to mask agendas of cruelty

Mamdani's wife wore $600 boots and right-wingers worship pedophilic robber barons

I've been expected to apologize for things about me by other white people throughout life but haven't gotten "for being white" from any person ever.

The thing about dating the Fruit Stripe horse is getting used to everything on him losing its flavor after 3 minutes.

My cats jump at the fireworks because they sound like booms. I do because from in here they sound like a car door slamming.

The worst thing about finally finding the right words is when the other party is already dead

this one goes out to all the shit that sucked this year

A dream while I can remember it: I was in an apartment in the middle of the city. There was a parade outside with a lady up on a float singing and a crowd was cheering. I stuck my head out the window and cheered and everybody including the singer stopped and looked over like "WTF?" Woke up.

Monstrous.

Me, a psychopath, to sponsors: "You set, we spike. While we're convincing them they're the fuckin' Lizard Queen we're telling them to dump their cash on you. Broke? Signs of lucidity? BAM! Grandma shows up, says 'Time to Come Home, gun's on the 3D printer with a list of names, bring company.'"

Today is the last day that you can repost this image

-eyes glaze subtly- On further examination I have reached the independent conclusion that it is my civic duty to accept the human meat in the burgers. They would have eaten me if they'd had the opportunity, and job killing isn't a reasonable response to a disagreement over ingredients.

I make a lot less jokes than I used to about wacky, off-the-wall, logical end results from horrible policy aims and proposals now that they're coming to life as real psychopaths' goals

We do not hate Republicans enough

"You cannot kill me in a way that matters" was the mantra that got me through 2025

This may seem overly simplistic but I think it’s kind of obvious as an adult that that you should be able to choose other adults to fuck or not fuck based on any reason you want without being scolded

While we're mourning MTV's exit from you know... music television, let's pour one out for all the women and minority film-makers who made music videos because the film studios weren't exactly kicking their doors down. Like this... www.youtube.com/watch?v=c184...

I follow some accounts whose every post is hidden behind a flag by the site. It makes each of their posts look to me like a letter to be opened. I miss regularly getting stuff in the mail.

pedophiles are using this symbol on the back of their pickup trucks to silently communicate with each other on the road

If strange men with iPhones and fraternity faces come to the door of your daycare demanding to see children you should be allowed to use a chainsaw on them.

Anytime these guys show up a daycare center, the managers should immediately start filming and tell them to stop behaving like pedophiles and trying to access children without their parents’ permission. Publish their photos and names

That's an awful lot of questions for somebody that's just stocking up on decongestants with the year's last FSA money.

I'd find it hard to believe if you told me nobody ever has made a lasting change for the better as a result of a New Year's resolution. One thing trying and failing can do is provide more evidence than you had before that it's possible.

These 303 Creative-ass antics.

conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: white men should have access to children

Paywalling miracles is violence toward the poor. I'm amazed at this awesome achievement, and appalled by the barriers between the research and humanity. www.bbc.com/news/article...

Meet Aimee Bock, mastermind of Massive Minneapolis Minnesota fraud scheme. She lured Somalis into opening daycares & wellness centers promising millions in Fed Govt funding. Most never got paid, she kept $250M and they closed. Ain't no ICE issues. Somali's were the victims, whistleblowers.

All based on a “gotcha” video claiming that 3 daycares had no kids. One hadn’t opened yet for the day; one is actually closed. Dude arrived with no I.D. No call ahead. They DIDN’T LET HIM IN! The fraud they’re referencing was investigated & prosecuted by the Biden DOJ. The ringleader was white.

If a Republican man asked me "where are the kids?" I'd say "Your hard drive"

The thing about “Somali Fraud” is that Donald Trump raped and sexually abused girls within Jeffrey Epstein’s child sex trafficking ring.

The GOP's health care plan continues to be "destroy the system while saying you want to improve it."

So if I stop going to one restaurant I used to enjoy I'll forget how to eat?

Compassion fatiguemaxxing

I have trouble taking seriously somebody that still uses the $15 figure when talking about raising the minimum wage. At today's prices that's still poverty wage.

In your eyes

The propaganda poster people feel robbed of the past but lick the boots of the thieves

I maintain my opinion that MTG, to date irredeemable, has a busted moral compass and thinks empathy is a one-way street.

Poured some leftover coffee through a filter before refrigerating it because some grounds made their way in.

*brings a soresi to a rife fight*

Maybe a mortgage fraud rap will take down the number two in Epstein's child trafficking boogaloo

How dare you use my shit sandwich recipe

Jersey number matches the age of consent on his hard drive

I doubly fear a quaker parrot that can scream at you in English in between bouts of fucking your arm up

Furthermore on the subject of one's relationship with one's own body: If you can't fuck yourself, how the hell are you gonna fuck somebody else? Figure out what those nerve endings do.

I find it sad and outrageous that the kids are being trained to be afraid of their own bodies to the point that they won't practice basic hygiene. How much of the "loneliness epidemic" is due to unwashed parts?

That's a new one for me. Followed by what looked at first like a blue wave sockpuppet but a few scrolls down the posts became all barebacking, barebacking, barebacking! Not sure the angle. Aside from the camera kinds.

Non-profits on the last week of the tax year

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