ordering: pizza 🙂‍↕️ wings 🤤 greek salad 🫦 diet coke 😱

average barbra streisand post (complimentary)

the fact that my grandpa made me read this when i was 12 explains a lot about both me and my family

queermaxxing and thriftmaxxing (wearing an old sweater that doesn’t really fit and keeps riding up)

"free/cheap/non-toxic youth sports" feels like one of those skeleton keys that would have knock-on effects accidentally fix 100 unrelated things about America or, you know, even if it didn't, at least a bunch of kids would be able to have fun playing sports

Alysa Liu: "THAT'S WHAT I'M FUCKING TALKING ABOUT" 🗣️

SHE’S SO GOLDEN 🥇 Alysa Liu wins GOLD and becomes the first U.S. woman to medal in figure skating since 2002.

The woods:

Look at my lawyer dawg I'm going to jail

admitted to the federal bar this morning and naturally i was late because i was double-booked for a hearing lmao this profession

how much protein is in 6 hours of computer

i too was born in the year of the horse let’s go horse girls

gm the cat threw up on me

going to the gym for the first time in two weeks r.i.p. my gains

cleaning leftovers out of the fridge and drinking dirty martinis ama

with all this spandex curling isn’t the only sport where we’re seeing a hog line amirite

gm from this handsome man

tuscan chicken breast, asparagus, and roasted potatoes for dinner + cheesecake sampler and vintage rhony for dessert + a lot of vodka = successful valentine’s day

mad scientist bed head at 1:30 p.m.

firm just sent a “presidents day may be a state and federal court holiday but your asses are working monday” email

hold on i gotta take this

brandi carlile covering “it’s all coming back to me now” is actually something that can be so personal

lunch companion told me i look skinny so i’m legally entitled to an afternoon sweet treat

a perennial issue is that people just refuse to believe that the republican party is as far gone as it is.

Walz: "The federal government needs to pay for what they broke here. There's going to be accountability on things that happened, but one of them is the incredible and immense cost borne by the people of this state. The federal government needs to be responsible."

Jessie Diggins, racing with bruised ribs, fought through the injury to win the bronze medal in the women's 10-kilometer freestyle race Thursday in Tesero, Italy. Latest Olympics updates: bit.ly/3O2xuzw

my “we’re not scouring the streets to disappear people or deny people their civil rights or due process” shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt

This is some genuinely psycho shit...

pam bondi having a terrible day at least

having lived basically where this took place i genuinely have no idea how the fuck ice managed to do this much damage on a street that can barely accommodate two-way traffic and speeds over 10mph

Maya is one of my favorite spots. Amazing food, kind people. Their storefront being dark these past weeks has hurt. But tonight, there was a light on Central. The smell of something incredible in the air. They’re opening tomorrow for the first time in weeks. Let's show up for them.

my cat all night for no discernible reason:

Nandor's impression of a Wisconsin accent

gm

If I send you this to you, it means you might have made a mistake but it’s ok bc even louis vuitton does that, too.

i can finally get rid of my bad skeets note

waking up today knowing the worst people on earth are mad

same especially when talking about her and carole radziwill being friends

Monday

LADY GAGITA

bad bunny lady gaga “nobody wants to be lonely” cover when