well i for one couldn’t be more excited for the possibilities of AI. finally a technology that answers the age old question ‘what if clippy was wormtongue’

Santa was WHITE Football is OURS Skittles are CURRENCY Nermal was CUTER than GARFIELD Plants are NOT ALIVE Vests should be worn BACKWARDS Lakes are IMAGINARY Jumping is BAD Shoes are for HANDS

I saw Ragtime this weekend and I have not stopped thinking about Joshua Henry for one second since in at least some corner of my brain. His soul lived outside of his body for 3 hours.

seahawks are birds go birds

I'm hardly the first person to note this, but it's enormously instructive that our President and his followers saw the message "THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE" and understood it, correctly, as an attack on them

i would not recommend reading trump’s unhinged post because all he knows how to do is diminish joy, and bad bunny just created so much of it.

The ads, on the whole, with their AI and crypto and de-aging and gambling, have been significant fuckin bummers

Every single one.

I BEG

We’re gonna win they’re gonna lose

Benito is a threat b/c he makes art so alluring and enjoyable you want to understand everything about it and then you end up learning about sugar and slavery and colonialism and the Taínos and Hawaii and then you probably have some thoughts of your own, and that's why art is powerful and dangerous

what a shot

Simply on a live performance stagecraft-design-camerawork-logistics-direction level, this is ASTOUNDING.

THAT WAS SO FUN

it's so, so, so frustrating how they act like people applying for asylum are subject to removal proceedings. that is not the law!!!!

It’s actually really easy to not be in the Epstein files, some of us do it every day

Watch this, it's astonishing.

and coming up next at the national prayer breakfast we have this golden calf that we’re all worshiping now, lets get those hands in the air for the golden calf everybody

Why can't we have billionaires who will do cool things, like bring back the full Pizza Hut restaurant experience in all its 90s glory, just for fun? Why do we have to have the billionaires who buy press outlets to destroy them and email about their abhorrent crimes with their Crime Island buddies?

I think one thing people outside Minnesota don't understand is that after Good and Pretti were killed by feds while observing, the most normal people you could imagine have made peace with the fact that they could be next, and they are still out there because they say it's the right thing to do.

they don’t have the horses

It’s hard to focus on one thing to be appalled about, but these stories out of Minnesota are awful. (And, of course, on the other hand, very encouraging.) I cannot believe you can wrongly grab somebody, transport them, and then leave them where YOU took them.

I hate this I hate this I hate this I hate this I hate this

Both of the agents responsible for killing Alex Pretti were hired long before the current surge where “training” could be a culprit. The rot in Border Patrol and DHS at large runs very deep. There has to be a reckoning soon where we look at what we’ve created and how we got here /

Every word of this thread, put me in coach

We are going to win. Abolish ICE.

Truly among the very best to ever do it

I won't be recognizing this Catherine O'Hara news, sorry. Thanks for checking in though

What the FUCK

A Minnesota woman observing ICE agents in her car was cornered on one-way streets. An agent approached, called her by name—citing facial recognition. Days later, her Global Entry and TSA privileges were revoked, with no explanation.

They’re circling schools all over the twin cities! Nice drawdown we got going

Cc: Democrats who want “reform”

When the Learned League opponent I’m about to lose to is also from Philadelphia

IN PERSON SCHOOL TOMORROW

Am I achieving any work at all here on Day 2 of virtual school? No. But is my second grader learning a lot from her virtual work? Also no. But are we having a good time instead? Listen —

Toughest congressperson in America rears back for a punch, and refuses to cut short townhall, after asshole sprays her with something.

A second grader just farted on this virtual school zoom and *not one* of them laughed.

Watching Ken Jennings’ original run and Patricia, you will always be famous to me.

Man, one thing we gotta do folks is celebrate the wins. It’s not just good self-care, it’s strategic. Bovino is gone. There is much more to do, but that is an unalloyed good thing.

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Exactly right. Bovino's leaving? Great, get Noem to resign. Noem resigns? Great, defund and dismantle ICE. Go after Stephen Miller too. Bring charges against ICE thugs at the state and local level. Lawsuits. New state laws restricting them. Every possible angle.

Everything they learned in Minnesota they’re applying in Maine from day one. They started off doing fast-moving snatch and grabs on the street, recording and using facial id on observers, and threatening observers directly. They’ll do it all where you live too.

This is quite A Time to show the kid Hamilton but she’s going to a theater camp themed with it soon, so uh here we are, feeling totally normal and fine and chill during Dear Theodosia.

God, this is brave

Not could. Have. Fred Hampton.

It is way, way worse than the first video made it look. He was helping someone else up, got maced, and then got dragged to the ground from behind and shot multiple times.

He was a nurse.

I yelled at both John Fetterman and David McCormick’s voicemails about this today. You can too!

Yall outside of MN need to know that observers are STILL out protecting their neighbors. Right now. They know the news and they’re still out there.

Witnesses are being taken to Whipple. From a lawyer friend: “They’re trying to keep local PD and BCA from getting statements and confiscating any phones with video.”