on February 20th, take a trip to the only place where the law means less than it does in present day America

"this quarterback's faith is not important to him, in fact he has none, he's cursing god and turning from the light armed with the rage of knowing he's boiling slowly in the cauldron of time with no redemption, back to you, Chris"

You know, Carson Beck won't see your mean tweets about his eyes... Unless you hold your phone off to the side of his face or something.

Carson Beck showing first round potential in "bitching about his OC's play calling" #elite #MIAvsIU

The IU logo always looks like the Greek letter psi to me, Ψ #nerd #MIAvsIU

People here are outside patrolling their neighborhoods in this, trying to keep their neighbors safe from lawless armed masked goons. Armed with whistles and vests, they are essentially fighting a war against their own government and its ethnic cleansing campaign.

Maybe it's just me...

When do the Texans put Will Anderson in at QB #HOUvsNWE

Sometimes being “cancelled” by both the right and left doesn’t mean that you’re doing something right. Sometimes it means that you’re awful to everyone. And by the way, Stewart equating the left and the right now, in this moment in America, is real piece of shit behavior.

Listening to Pearl Jam Radio's 2et concert, from 34 years ago today: "This is 'Jeremy.'" #oneceuponatime

"we do not need 'coaching' from the cuck chair" 💀

Dropkick Murphys are releasing a new song called "Citizen I.C.E." The lyrics go: "Too scared to join the military/ Too dumb to be a cop." consequence.net/2026/01/drop...

We truly live in an age of Abundance

Robot chicken me that die hard version of his comic. youtu.be/G6oyWvlUmXs?...

Temu ICE. Protestor detained escapes.

My new year's wish is that native English speakers stop writing "could of" and "should of". Thank you 🙏

I use this one a lot:

I do think you can explain 90% of American politics with the fact that the GOP's two main base groups are 1) several dozen million white evangelicals who hate democracy because it's full of people who aren't them, and 2) several dozen hyper-rich guys who hate democracy because it's full of people

An excuse to revisit 10, 9, 8, ... youtu.be/SAFv2NEE-_c?...

Had to put down my cat last night, but it gives me solace that he died doing what he loves (trying to bite the vet). I do not wish for him to rest in peace, for peace was not in his heart so long as there was injustice (the aforementioned vet, dogs existing, etc) May he battle forever in Valhalla.

A few months ago I got the story of a duck who aspires to curling greatness stuck in my brain and simply couldn't get it out until I did this

It would be the most Rose Bowl thing to postpone the game by a day to get their postcard sunset and preferred start time #RoseBowl #BAMAvsIU

Why is Erika Kirk singing Imagine? #NYE #CBS #BariWeiss

Steering clear of Ray Lewis most nights, but esp after a big game #murder

White House about to reopen #MIAvsOSU #playmaker47

Has anyone tried letting Trump have a conversation with a GenAI chatbot?

So I need to run a data center in my basement to heat my house; and, to run my data center, I use what I save on heating costs to pay for the solar farm on my roof? This sounds sustainable! #smh

Thank god I don't have a subscription to Peacock so I don't have to watch the Ravens-Packers game

Honesty I think they’re about equal (which means yes, Roby should be in the hall of fame as well), I just think Guy got more press as a member of the Raiders when they were really good Personally, in the modern era, I’d pick Morstead and Hekker

Recreating this legendary Peanuts scene. Yeah hoe!

“Rain smacked Los Angeles. It splattered on the palm trees, sizzled on the neon, gurgled down the dirty boulevard. The town was sick. They hadn’t seen sunlight in almost a day. But I had the cure. A fifth of magic and a sack full of cold, hard joy. ‘Ho,’ I said once. It was enough.” -Noir Santa

I hope that all of you have a joyous holiday season surrounded by your family and loved ones*. *Except for ICE. I hope no one talks to you or gives you a present and that you accidentally shit your pants while everyone tells you to go fuck yourself at the grocery store.

For Christmas Eve, enjoy a supercut of my favorite tradition — Darlene Love on Letterman

"I had planned to send [the children] to boarding school, since their education at the moment seems to consist mostly of marching around Salzburg singing scales. I think it would have been particularly helpful for the eldest daughter, who seems intent on losing her virginity to the mailman."

At a Holiday music recital, coming up to the Chanukah medley section, rooting hard for "Christmastime for the Jews" @triumphicdhq.bsky.social youtu.be/BGzO1ghRKp4?...

I don’t think we as a society have thanked @papapishu.bsky.social for obtaining, ripping, and uploading a master copy of the essential Ricky Jay And His 52 Assistants, Jay’s 1997 HBO special and the best distillation of his one of a kind talent archive.org/details/rick...

On the most recent season of Platonic (Apple), one of the characters develops a catchphrase for her podcast: “Don’t ask, don’t get.” There’s some truth to this in Hollywood but only some. So this week’s #Scriptsky #Screenwriting thread is on FAVORS. When/when not to ask and what to ask for. 🧵1

The 2026 FIFA World Cup draw is today. The process will determine where players and fans of the 48 teams are arrested.

@bryancurtis.bsky.social @joelanderson.bsky.social love the pod. Feedback: today's sound mix is off. You guys are low volume compared to the ads. I have to turn you up to 30 in the car and down to 20 on the ads. Joel is quieter than Bryan

The thing is like 90% of the time I think I don’t identify at all with pop culture’s depiction of autism and then the other 10% is Abed.

@bryancurtis.bsky.social for Nuzzi-mania, is "inbue" a word for "only in journalism" or "only wallowing in self-pity"? bsky.app/profile/mari...

Props to Bimzelx for curing the psoriasis of the tube top blonde #ALAvsAUB #IronBowl

The bigger deal to me re Lane Kiffin to LSU is how many kids follow him out and whether anyone leaves before the playoffs start?

The cool thing about this Vanderbilt's success is Diego Pavia can tell his grandchildren about it tonight #VANDYvsTENN

Is it really conceivable that Trump could sit still for one let alone multiple MRIs? Do you sedate him, strap him down, and insert something to keep him from choking to death when he falls asleep (apnea)? How open are open MRIs?

I WAS LOOKING FOR A JOB AND THEN I FOUND A JOB AND HEAVEN KNOWS I’M MISERABLE NOW

i hope the teens who are holding an impromptu backyard concert for what seems to be an exclusively IRS-era REM cover band a few doors down are prepared for a weird middle-aged guy to wander over and yell "carnival of sorts parenthesis boxcars"

This was one of the best days online. Up there with finding out that Glen Rice slept with Sarah Palin