Ralphie and Randy are stoked for a Bears Stadium in Northwest Indiana #AChristmasStory2

JEFF-REY EP-STEIN! clap-clap clap-clap-clap JEFF-REY EP-STEIN! clap-clap clap-clap-clap JEFF-REY EP-STEIN! clap-clap clap-clap-clap

Sure are a lot of woke rainbow warriors at his Texas sporting event #NBAFinals #NYKvsSAS

There's are special moments in a dad's life. Today I explained the basics of sports gambling to my 10 yo daughter. #daddydaughterday2.0

Hard to believe Brian Wilson of the Beach Boys grew up to become Cam on Modern Family

#MEPolitics @davidcostello.bsky.social is RIGHT THERE. www.costelloforsenate.com

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Saunders' law: "There is no gap in a window so narrow that a fly cannot find a way in. And there is no gap so large that it will ever find its way out".

what to get the man who has everything but his kids’ current addresses and phone numbers

@bryancurtis.bsky.social @joelanderson.bsky.social Welcome back, Joel! Love the pod. As unofficial QA for the show, the audio levels are off between Bryan, Joel, the clips, and ads. Around 47'-49' mark stands out.

nobody had more fun in a role than raul julia in 'tequila sunrise'

Kudos to the grocery store DJ for playing R.E.M. "Cant Get There From Here" #cabinjohn #giant

in general this is true...but in this case it seems like what's happening is not, "fewer people in cages" but "trump allies can destroy the country with impunity."

"I was almost was the new James Bond. True story. They were replacing Roger Moore, and the producers called ME. Wrong number, y'know. But I appreciated the call." (1 of 8)

Amen!

And on the theme of sound alike music...watching Teen Titans Go with the kids: kudos to everyone for never getting sued

I was at the grocery store, and I swear I heard what sounded like a cover of "We Built This City" recorded by the original band. Perhaps another "Here I Go Again" situation

The clip art assembly system is down? Bummer #Y2Kanva

I wish we lived in a world where this isn't necessary, but I need to run a subscription drive this month. I'm turning 56 at the end of the month, and it would be absolutely jaw on the floor amazing if I could add that many new subscribers before I get there. "Subscribe to what?" you ask. Well...

🎵 Billionaires should be chopped up and fed to rats 🎵 🎵 They have brains that’re smaller than a gnat’s 🎵 🎵 We should smash ‘em into paste

 🎵 🎵 And mix ‘em with our waste
 🎵 🎵 Then chuck those greedy bastards into vats

 🎵 🎵 Choppity-cash 🎵

I think I'm upsetting some smart people because it sounds like I think smart people can't be depressed. that's not it at all. it's just that it makes sense that you feel depressed and unloved bc you are ugly.

Dammit it’s already happening

*POLITICALLY* homeless?! Why that's the worst kind!!

When David Paymer discourse shows up on the Skyline

Guys, this Iran situation is so crazy. I think it may be time to call in Ambassador Rodman.

From today's @financialtimes.com #trump #straitofhormuz #exit

Fuck Duke

Call Me Fish-Meal.

Who should the Hawkeyes get from the Writers Workshop to deliver their Sweet 16 pregame pep talk #uiowa

NEW, from me: I used 35,000+ leaked messages to create a map of the communication network inside Patriot Front to identify key influencers within the secretive white nationalist group. 🧵 www.splcenter.org/resources/re...

@bryancurtis.bsky.social hey pressbox is playing weird for me: i only hear David's half of the audio. It is *really* funny to hear him "mmhmm, yeah mmhmm" in response to nothing 😅 i thought it was clip compilation at first

wow, geno just said “jesus was with us the whole time”. that's gotta sting for team usa, they love that guy

I'm so glad I dozed off before the bottom of the 8th and woke up to the Venezuela trophy ceremony, oblivious to the insanity in between. #WBC26

Probably the truest words I ever tweeted

THREAD: I got laid off from NYMag/Vulture after 14 years. The family lost 75% of income + medical. Now mzs.press bookstore, once a side project. is do-or-die for Judith & I. I feel weird telling you this because others are doing much worse. But if you could like or share this, we'd be so grateful!

“She goes in for the hug and tells me she has ‘never been to an Olive Garden before’ like it’s an admission of guilt. If that’s surprising, it’s only because of how naturally one envisions any of her characters inhabiting one.” www.vulture.com/article/ashl...

Has the Space Force mobilized yet?

The World Baseball Classic merch looks pretty shitty and expensive. And no Cuba?

Maui Super Bowl report: Seahawks are the fan favorites, will report back from a watch party #SBLX #SEAvsNWE

So, did ICE kidnap Savannah Guthrie's mom and now they're ransoming her? #newsmashups

@charlesgaba.com quick ACA question: has anything in OBBBA rescinded the fix to the family glitch?

Brendan Hunt, the Chicago improvisor who became the co-creator of “Ted Lasso” and plays the popular character of Coach Beard, will stage a solo show at Steppenwolf Theatre.

This is a FANTASTIC show. Funny, nostalgic, smart and heartbreaking. Highly recommend.

Signal boost.

on February 20th, take a trip to the only place where the law means less than it does in present day America

"this quarterback's faith is not important to him, in fact he has none, he's cursing god and turning from the light armed with the rage of knowing he's boiling slowly in the cauldron of time with no redemption, back to you, Chris"

Carson Beck showing first round potential in "bitching about his OC's play calling" #elite #MIAvsIU