I think if Canada wants to have a strong cultural identity we need to go back to doing what we're best at, making the weirdest fucking TV shows you've ever seen

My Star Wars rankings: 1. My 2. Favorite 3. One 4. Is 5. The 6. One 7. I 8. Am 9. Watching 10. Right 11. Now

The only good Star Wars movie is Galaxy Quest. Wait I told it wrong.

I wonder if any of his working-class fanboys will realize that he is literally talking about making all of them unemployed. Let's break down why I believe Melon's claims are mostly nonsense. Thread [1/11]

ME: Are you eating a bowl of mushrooms for breakfast? YOU: Yup! It's the breakfast of champignons RS

Breaking news: nobody likes you.

🚨🎯🧵by @punkybrewstuh.bsky.social Winter Gray on Twitter: "What if the pandemic never ended? What if they only made us believe it did so we would send our children back to school and return to work? What if they purposely stopped testing for it so we couldn’t track..." Link x.com/PunkyBrewstu...

the sandwich guy walking away from the court house and suddenly, his limp disappears

We know lots of you have been asking 3M for a Black Aura - like mask for consumer use. Today we're excited to launch a new product to fill that hole in the market! Introducing the headband version of BreatheTeq KN95. Available in black and white.

I cannot tell you how many tech journalists at prominent media organizations do not understand this

Game four tonight! I’ve got some writing to finish, so I’ll probably start watching around the 11th inning.

YOU: Do you like duck confit? ME: Yea, I like it when all animals are comfy RS

Hospital network to advise using seat belts again as vehicle collisions rise

Canadian fentanyl is the new Iraqi WMDs. The fact that we can't find the Canadian fentanyl is proof that Saddam is hiding the Canadian fentanyl from us.

I just want to go back to the first time I saw this movie. Is that too much to ask?

The next time American politicians visit, we should immediately take them into custody, then ship them to a Canadian detention centre which, in our case, would be the Motel 6 just outside of Red Deer.

Not really an overstatement to say that the test of a free society is whether or not comedians can make fun of the country's leader on TV without repurcussions.

Kudos to all members of the WSJ team who resisted legal threats from the president to do journalism about the president.

1. I firmly believe that *the* future revolution in our understanding of human health engendered by research into Long Covid will be that pathogenic infection plays a far, far more significant role in the development of chronic diseases than we currently understand.

Given that Trump has already reneged on the USMCA, the Ukraine arms for resources deal, and the promise to leave Medicaid alone, I would say the chances of his reneging on any new trade deal with Canada are over 80%.

Canadians are half off today. Get yourself a deal on all that polite sexiness.

Pierre Poilievre is living in a 19 room mansion with a $215,090 annual budget for his chef and groundskeepers. It is paid by the taxpayer for “Leader of the Opposition IN the House of Commons”. Pierre is freeloading on the taxpayer's dime. #stornowaysquatter #packtheshack

Poilievre losing his seat is almost Shakespearean: Pretender to the throne riles countrymen with anger, gets defeated by guy with Joy in his name. It’s basically Macbeth.

"I hate my job . . . All I do is crush cans all day, it's soda pressing."

When the MAGA years are over (and they will be, one day) and a "normal" administration returns to the White House, I implore the world to NEVER FORGET about this shit. Americans have to fix their system to prevent this tyranny from happening again. We can't just "return to normal" without guarantees

The problem with most machine-based random number generators is that they’re not TRULY random, so if you need genuine randomness it is sometimes necessary to link your code to an external random process like a physical noise source or the current rate of US tariffs on a given country.

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daily reminder to take your meds, stay hydrated, and keep your OPSEC clean

Say what you will about Pierre Poilievre, but he would never send classified intel in a group chat. ┻┳| ┻┳| ┳┻| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┻┳| ┳┻| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| _ ┻┳| •.•) Because he can’t access ┳┻|⊂ﾉ classified intel without ┻┳| a background check.

"... But I would say, on balance, the perspective that Pierre would bring, would be very much in sync with the new direction in America," [Smith] said." The new direction? So we'd start banning the word 'rainbow' and put Kevin O'Leary in charge of government efficiency?

Whoever is PM after our upcoming election only has to do one thing to signal their genuine defense of Canadian sovereignty: cancel the purchase of F-35s.

Arthur Dent sat and quivered. He had no idea what he was in for, but he knew he hadn’t liked anything that had happened so far and didn’t think things were likely to change. - Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

You know who has impressed me lately? Mélanie Joly.

The next Canadian Prime Minister should appoint Trudeau as Ambassador to the United States.

We need to rapidly disengage and become invaluable to better friends. Negotiating is a waste of time.

America... you are losing, and have lost, so much respect/influence/regard in an INCREDIBLY short time thanks to the Trump regime. It is absolutely shocking.

That’s it folks. We are no better than the US.

It's only Nazism if it's from Bremen, Germany. Otherwise it's just sparkling fascism. Posers.

Doug Ford and Sylvia Jones have destroyed healthcare in Ontario. Don’t give them 4 more years to privatize it. Vote them out.

To be clear this means Poilievre would use taxpayer dollars to subsidize right wing rage farming outlets like Rebel Media that attack progressive politicians and as a result puts their safety at risk. Speaking from some experience here…

Crazy graphic, from Angus Reid

"I said I was, then I wasn't, then I went ahead and did it," [Ford] said. "But in saying that … I’ve apologized to the people." Dear RCMP, I believe this constitutes a confession about the Greenbelt, no? Signed, Ontario Taxpayers