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Eize Basa
3 days ago
RIP Drew Struzan, who created a poster that had 0% to do with the plot of The Thing but was also 10000% perfect for the tone of The Thing.
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scary hit on Meadows there
6 days ago
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David_j_roth
22 days ago
/to the tune of "Buffalo Soldier" Michelob Ultra
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darth™️
23 days ago
chotiner: u always order "...and fries for the table" me: sometimes people's meals do not come with fries chotiner: does your meal always come with fries me: ...yes chotiner: is there anyone else at the table me: chotiner: we can revisit this later
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giving myself brain damage by watching my good, god-fearing Scarlet Knights against the hated Hawkeye in beautiful Piscataway, New Jersey
28 days ago
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watching the New York football Jets
about 1 month ago
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lauren
about 2 months ago
ALTMAN: By 2030 we'll be able to make sexy cartoon girls real VON: With like, holograms? ALTMAN: No, we'll have paint that can draw them into real life. Like a big god hand comes down with a paintbrush- VON: And then Jessica Rabbit, Cool World, and anime babes I assume ALTMAN: oh yeah, of course
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smoking on that super pack
8 months ago
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old roadside pics
9 months ago
kim carpeting and linoleum dinosaur, bayville, new jersey, 1984
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lmao that saquon carry was violence
9 months ago
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Zito
9 months ago
Today is my birthday. And as such, you should buy my book that was named one of the top 50 nonfiction books of last year by WaPo and is now longlisted for the National Books Critics Circle award for autobiography.
bookshop.org/p/books/the-...
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Ben Jenkins
9 months ago
Wind is just God's way of going "oooOOOOOOooooooooooOOOooOoooOoOO" and then knocking over your lawn furniture.
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Saw a good sign the other day when I picked my wife up from work
9 months ago
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got some scholarship bucks, feels pretty good tbh
9 months ago
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it’s so sick training for a long distance race, my legs just ache all the time lol
9 months ago
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Nosferatu whipped ass, 10/10 movie
10 months ago
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Zito
10 months ago
Real culture
add a skeleton here at some point
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Best year so far, if I’m being honest
10 months ago
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David_j_roth
over 1 year ago
Surrendering 22 points in 18 minutes to Mr. Beast in the NBA All Star Celebrity Game. I just can't keep him in front of me, and after a reverse finish he hits me with a too-small gesture while doing one of his awful open-mouth YouTube smiles. I look in the stands and see my parents booing me.
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lmao Aaron Rodgers is an unreal loser now, just pure bozo football
10 months ago
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making some bolognese for family Christmas, which I will then transport many hundreds of miles. truly, I am the dominant son-in-law
10 months ago
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time to go run 5 miles, anyone need anything from the park?
10 months ago
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very late to the party but my wife and I watched The Holdovers this year and it really blew us away. 10/10 film
10 months ago
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Pop-Tarts Bowl
10 months ago
add a skeleton here at some point
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Ceej
10 months ago
this cape is reversible but my decision to wear it to the custody hearing is not.
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the fellas over at
@yoyopodcast.bsky.social
have made something truly special and touching, always jazzed to hear more from
@helldude.bsky.social
&
@wyattprivilege.bsky.social
10 months ago
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Seen some cheeses this weekend
10 months ago
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10 months ago
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jon
10 months ago
My youth pastor drops to his knees as I hit him with a simple in and out dribble. God can’t save him now
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warrior cop
10 months ago
Appliances are straight up disrespectful now. I heard you dude. I know the door is open I’m putting groceries away. I know the food is done I’m doing something. I’ll unload the dishwasher when I’m ready. Shut da fuck up
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thinking about becoming a lot more annoying and tiresome, could be a fun new personality dimension
10 months ago
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tom
over 2 years ago
KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag. KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense. KOKO: jealousy professor
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The thread o’ tweets
10 months ago
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half marathon training starts today, god help me
11 months ago
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big brain move of the day: took a decent chunk out of my fingernail while shaving my head
11 months ago
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back up in Boston with my wife and all I can think about is
@cait.bsky.social
talking about psycho Mass drivers, I got my head on a swivel up here
11 months ago
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the Lord Nelson story on
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social
only solidifies my opinion that we’re the best public university in America
@celebrityhottub.bsky.social
11 months ago
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we are very much back (trying a weird flavored beer while cooking)
11 months ago
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too dark to hit the park, so now I gotta run on the treadmill
11 months ago
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it is college football Saturday
11 months ago
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I gotta get a new job, this one is killing me
almost 2 years ago
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Ceej
almost 2 years ago
$3.75 in coins flew out of my pocket in an e scooter crash and now the bus stop teens are calling me sonic the hedgehog
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Maureen Jice
almost 2 years ago
there’s baseball tonight
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Maureen Jice
about 2 years ago
this is the only Cinematic Universe i care about
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bakoon
almost 2 years ago
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Time to watch In The Mouth of Madness
almost 2 years ago
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I just know somewhere out there is a dad absolutely furious about the female leprechaun for Notre Dame
almost 2 years ago
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