I can't wait to see people's Memaws get slandered tomorrow when they post photos of their plates. We all deserve that joy.

YES - dashare.zone ADMIN

nose down ass up that's the way we cyberstuck

The average medieval peasant could not buy a gas station delta 9 gummy and watch “Scooter Fail Compilation 5” on YouTube, which makes it difficult to compare GDP across time

I'm still working at the office (derogatory) but seeing all the food prep pics on the TL rocks, keep posting that stuff!

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Reading books is left coded. Smashing your dick with a hammer is right coded.

I did a deep dive into the White House's draft executive order that would have counteracted states' abilities to write and enforce their own AI laws. Boy, does it give David Sacks a lot of influence over setting federal AI regulatory policy! www.theverge.com/ai-artificia...

After MUCH procrastinating, the 2026 calendar is finally here. I enabled the free preview in case you don't have $20 to spare this year. Will finish the Lefty/Foster Dogs one tomorrow. 🎁

Boffum depends on where I am in the world.

even if you personally hate it, no widely consumed food is actually bad or it wouldn't be widely consumed, except black olives, which are a fucking abomination

NEW: ACLU lawyers name Emil Bove, now a federal judge, as possible witness in contempt inquiry. The former DOJ official — who was Trump's criminal defense lawyer before that — is one of nine names submitted to Judge Boasberg. This evening, at Law Dork:

A private call between Trump-appointed envoy Steve Witkoff and Putin advisor Yuri Ushakov was just leaked — and it shows the American envoy effectively acting as a strategist for Moscow.

We get amazing public safety warnings in Utah www.fox13now.com/news/local-n...

The courts are our last bulwark against the slide and Chris is the best there is at covering them. His coverage is worth your money.

when trying on pants, do this in the store. then tell the sales associate "the menswear guy told me to do this." IG mr.funkys0ul

The story behind everything that's happened since 2021 — from "inflation" to tech billionaires backing Trump to the AI stock bubble & mass layoffs of 2025 — all comes back to this chart. They saw average and "low skill" workers commanding higher wages and went to total (class) war over it.

Every American should have this in their wallet:

He's also a massive election denier

I misread this image so badly that I can only really hope to illustrate what I saw. ( Also a good excuse for an #art study )

The fight against authoritarianism has many fronts. At Unbreaking, we choose to work against information overload and for collective understanding. On our Immigration timeline, we track major and representative events from across the US—now filterable by legal case: unbreaking.org/issues/immig...

Hey folks, you should seriously watch this, it's pretty excellent carbuzz.com/worlds-faste...

when its definitely not a hostage situation

maybe i am going insane

Emmanuel, a 15-year-old with intellectual disabilities, wandered away from his mom’s fruit stand in October. She reported him missing to Houston police. But instead of reuniting them, the city turned him over to ICE. “They’re failing all of us,” his mom said. thebarbedwire.com/2025/11/24/d...

A Houston-area church employee allegedly impersonated an ICE agent to extort a massage therapist he’d just seen, showing her a fake badge and telling her she would never see her family again if she didn’t Zelle him $500.

Don't do any of this. Lizzie is just trying to keep you from that delicious turkey meat. Make sure you film it to prove her wrong.

I can’t wait for the new rounds of Xmas ads when one spouse secretly buys the other one a $50,000 car at 15% interest on a 180 month loan

You can do anything you want in Texas.

Ian Miles Cheong: Everyone must go back to the country where they are born. Please don't tell people I'm living in Malaysia, where I was born, but spend my entire life complaining about America. Ian Miles Cheong: *has been secretly living in Dubai this whole time*

bluesky should implement non-user modifiable country detection hilarious and good feature from X that they stole from 4chan

Only someone this wealthy would so flippantly suggest you uproot your life, sell your house, pull your kids out of school, quit your job, request a transfer — all to save 50 basis points on CPI. 🤡

when the edible and adderall kick in at the same time

The teenager told officers he was a U.S. citizen, but an officer broke the car’s driver’s side window and detained him. In a video, the boy can be heard telling an officer that he is a citizen, to which the officer replies, “Get out of the car” and “I don’t care.” www.oregonlive.com/portland/202...

im fucking losing it

Fucked around and visited @solarfish.bsky.social at work. The man is a meat magician

Six different viziers are currently wrestling over the phone that’s logged into Truth Social

What To Know About ‘Pluribus’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-pluribus/

logging into bluesky dot app

Good morning Judge Oldham happy namesearching

Updated with detailed photos! carbuzz.com/genesis-surp...

Today is gonna be a good day! Law firm Thanksgiving party, and Doris Metropolitan for dinner tonight! We are eating good this weekend folks!

it should not need to be said that there are various laws regulating the backup and maintenance of such materials & they aren't simply "gone" as a result of a computer crash

Absolutely incredible; after shooting Marimar Martinez 5 times and arresting her on claims that she rammed them and pulled a gun, prosecutors have now moved to dismiss ALL criminal charges against her and her codefendant.