dying at George McPhee's pissed off JFC

This is why cat people are cat people..🐈🐾😍 #catvideos #pets #love #baby #catlover#cat#cat

Trying to get a picture of my sweet baby who really fucking hates cameras

Happy Pride Month! 🌈

The L. B. stood for Lesbians and Bisexuals 🏳️‍🌈

Many people are saying SPORTS

Back on my bullshit again

It’s like they were worried he might not get booed

Deadwood (HBO, 2004-2006)

when yordan grand salamis:

This is important.

Spurs lost but Astros won so who can really say what’s good or bad What’s really important is that this dumb app is the app for sports

You guys were watching the basketball and I was doing whatever this thing was (complimentary) (yes it is on fire)

tag yourself, i'm 'stupific'

Houston Astros activated 2B Jose Altuve from the 10-day injured list.

Tuve!

Trump planned to declare 2.7 million living people as dead, whistleblower says. A former Social Security executive said the plan, which was not carried out, would have used a death database to pressure immigrants to leave the country. www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...

Our stupid mayor should ask companies to go remote during the World Cup

Oh snap, I didn't even know Grogu was Jewish

This lady was single-handedly propping up the entire produce taxi industry. 14 people about to lose their jobs because of this plea

Can we get at least 1 freaking run fam??? #Astros

#weirdcarbs Exciting Yaris things happening worldwide.

On the next season of The Pitt:

Whoops forgot #Astros

Yes we are down 1-0 but I still feel good about this. Jones seems shook up, Pena in scoring position, Yordan just got walked. This can work

dead internet theory.

Immigrant professionals drive your kids to school, your produce to HEB, your medical supplies to your hospitals--until the government decides to destabilize families and the economy for no good reason www.texasobserver.org/immigrant-dr...

Weaponized ignorance / incompetence is the point. Anti-science for the sake of anti-science is the point.

Probably 90% of men who read that article and say “that’s not abuse” have hit a woman.

has any man ever been more vindicated? x.com/stuartbuck1/...

I feel like we’re in for many years of “haha, they were spending taxpayer money on bug condoms—DOGE to the rescue!” turning out to be something important Elon’s Tween Team didn’t understand.

IRAQ FROM OUT WIDEEEE 🚀

"and people say this website is dying" lives in my head rent-free

I would believe that Bari wants to hire Rogan at CBS, but what on earth can they offer him? He makes twice as much money as the biggest hosts in cable just by repeatedly saying “that’s crazy” to guys who tell him that ancient aliens taught the Inca the art of weightlifting

Hey, wanna see Sam Elliott as he appeared in a 1976 issue of Teen Beat?

too late guys, everyone younger than you is a communist now. you should have restrained capital like 1% more while you had the chance and then maybe this wouldn’t have happened

some exciting personal news

Happy birthday to me!! 🥳

Oh, wow, shocking, etc. www.5newsonline.com/article/news...

Mo' Homo

some levity: i remembered Ten Cent Beer Night, easily one of the funniest things that's ever happened in the history of Texas baseball www.chron.com/culture/arti...

The Chicken CEO is in a meeting :3

It's crazy how we have both the World Cup and America 250 this year, and almost no one cares about them because this regime has wholly sucked the joy out of even momentous national events.

Elite tier internet #Pride content! (Hat tip to @kathpup.bsky.social for bringing it to my attention)

just thinking about things and stuff