If Travis Kelce weren't a coward, he'd release a Mac Martin-produced album of White Snake covers tomorrow.

"omg I'm literally being so brave rn" - Laporta, basically

You spend enough late nights at Waffle House then you get to know the look of someone too stupid and too entitled to know how to react to anything with an emotion other than hatred and violence. And to give these narrow-eyed fuck faces a badge, a gun, and qualified immunity? It ain't ideal.

Sometimes the correct answer is also the most obvious answer.

It's weird to say this as someone in a household with a couple of great incomes, but there's no responsible way for me to attend the World Cup in the United States. My best bet to attend will be to travel to an entirely different country to see the spectacle.

If you have had any business with the Benton PD, this kind of behavior will come as no surprise.

I'll spend the money on shoes, socks, pillows, mattresses, guitar strings, and vacations to get the quality I need. I've found that I look for "lifetime" quality less and less in things like tools.

The entire thread is worth reading from a guy who's been around the globe a time or two

We are monitoring the situation. There's no way this hits reserve, but some dork ass nerd dropped a Chevy 350 V8 into a damn YJ Wrangler and I am here for that sort of chaos. bringatrailer.com/listing/1989...

"I wonder what longtime Sports Illustrated columnist Rick Reilly thinks about kids using e-bikes." - Nobody

Hell is other people...'s posts

"Charlie Brown had hoes"

I learned today that I am 11 months older than Stephen Miller and that fact hath left me unwell

Ah, well, nevertheless.

PSG has done a very good job of pinning Barcelona deep and taking Pedri and Frenkie out of the game.

I'm shocked at how well Rashford and Ferran are doing for Barcelona this season. They have genuinely been delightful to watch.

That's one-half of the issue, yes

I'm not saying that it's been a long week already and that I'm Frazzled, but I definitely sent a text to my therapist instead of my partner today (it was innocuous but still..)

One of my favorite parts that came out of the ASP cover up was the part where Petrino got a ride to a specialist from a statie in the car and the statie told him that he probably hadn't broken his neck because Petrino could still breathe.

Thinking about how all of this would essentially be brought to a screeching halt if ten (10) Republican senators would grow a spine or a conscience.

I guess someone showed Pete Hegseth where the Pentagon powder room was.

Yer goddamn right she's flexin'...with a top tier profile of Hartzman the her bad ass boys in her band.

The remote control plane guy from San Andreas has some (accurate) thoughts.

Do you like walking around, knocking on stranger's doors because you're lost or your car broke down? Because it's not near as fun as the retvrn to a phoneless utopia will have you believe.

The DFW metroplex. Even the parts of Dallas that I like are far far far outweighed by the rest of the area.

Have y'all seen how big the spooky skeletons are getting? Because they're getting big. And pricey.

Dangerous Little Rock (and other bedtime stories to scare you to sleep).

The State of Arkansas tried to RESEGREGATE the Little Rock School District like five years ago. Like, the Little Rock Nine schools. Almost use the actual "separate but equal" language in their proposal. Tell me how that's not political violence.

Not only is this piece an incredibly informative read, Balko absolutely nails the disingenuous, moderate actor here (such as Jonathan Haidt).

I wish that I had my lifetime stats on how many times I've driven the streets of Little Rock after dark, blasting my little pop punk tunes. We've got the old Alkaline Trio taking us home after soccer tonight: open.spotify.com/track/77XAAs...

Honestly, an astute point. Arkansas fans have neither shame nor pride, interestingly enough.

Truly, she has a dizzying intellect.

Look, if I see Sam rolling around in Hot Springs, I'll buy the guy an old cold one. Nothing but respect for the guy that took the job after Chad Morris.

With everything else janky that the Arkansas State Police are up to these days, looks like covering up for Petrino is back on the menu.

The whole thing is good but he gets to the heart of the matter here.

Look...

Tony Harrison RIP I taught Long Distance, his beautiful & honest poem about bereavement to my students for decades. Eventually, it provided consolation to me as well.

I used to be a healthy person.

This is your periodic reminder that you should go to the Ozark mountains more often.

Look, I don't know how that trustafarian Noah Kahan ended up on this bill, but I think that I had 90% of the other bands on some burned CD or another.

Welp my debunking false narratives Margaret Sanger piece is gonna get a big bump because of this. rewirenewsgroup.com/2015/08/20/f...

There are a whole lot of folks with Irish heritage around my neck of the woods that would do well to learn their history.

I gotta get that kid's kit like yesterday

If we had a functioning Democratic party in Arkansas, they would hang Y'allschwitz around Sander's head like a medallion.

Learning just now that Stone County is a dry county. Also learning it the hard way.

Dave Matthews has the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

Insert the canned "the law will take us to some dark places" line that defense attys give in their opener

Pretty sure I watched this bro rip four cigs at once in the parking lot across from Vino's in like 2002

This is essential reading.