the dieworkwear guy skeeting Mere Christianity. what a time to be alive.

There is a dribble of skeets leading up to this response that really sum up The BlueSky Experience™ quite nicely. Top notch work, everybody.

In addition to the myriad of other faults and fatal flaws, AI models adopt the personality of the worst person you know who refuses to say the words "I don't know."

I hope they die, I hope they both die

Pressed jeans, buttoned up Jeans ironed, slippin' up Red shoes, walkin' slow Headphones blarin' three stacks Sunglasses flarin' out Dick watch hangin' low Studded belt pulled taut Three stacks on the radio Friday night I'm thinking that we just might Run away to someplace we We can be who we are

This explains a lot about why my life has gone the way that it has gone.

Well I have never seen an interception quite like the one Green just threw. Incredible stuff, this season.

This is the kind of dumb ass backwoods Southern-fried drama that keeps the world turning.

(gonza?)

Despite not being named in the post, people are still in the skeets with their hot hot takes about a character from a totally different show. Incredible stuff from people who are totally not sexist on the internet.

Carrie Coons defines On Her Queen Shit.

Well that fucked me right up.

Arkansas is also facing an unprecedented amount of farmers going into bankruptcy. It's not great!

I'm not about to lose my job because I popped off on BlueSky, but...this is definitely [descriptive analysis] and [person, place, or thing] is [very thoughtful critical analysis].

I hate everything.

Law Skeeters, is an opinion less valid if the winning attorneys have an alleged New York Sense Of Humor?

This leads me to the obvious follow-up question: how exactly are starving children supposed to shoot a bomber jet out of the sky?

We've found footage of Nuzzi in the studio and it's exactly what you'd think

I'm not mad that they reopened the gov't, I'm mad that they fumbled the bag while doing so. To that point, the message that Republicans are willing to kill Americans to protect a pedophile and to hand ins cos more money is the obvious one that they should be hammering. And yet...where is it?

You people need Jesus what the fuck

Mortgages for the blood gods, as it were

Hangin' down at the UA - Little Rock Winter fest tonight. There's actually a ton of folks out here! Turns out that food trucks + Rodney Block concert is a good combo for a crowd.

If you haven't watched the interview, it's an incredible piece of copaganda. I'm assuming that the rumor he "dispelled" was that he was caught when, after laying his phone down after a call with his wife, he began having sex in his office with his wife still on the line. I remain unconvinced.

The sculpture garden by the river is always a delight

I'm crashing out over here. Everything about this is so catty.

mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one

I would humbly posit that if you vocally take on the mantle of repping the South, if you stand up and say that you're pushing the Southern musical traditions forward, then it might be a nice thing to tour the actual damn South a bit (said bitterly while staring at the Waxa/Lenderman tour dates).

There are no rules of evidence here. If the name of an accused perpetrator is redacted, and we know that Trump had his name specifically redacted, then we can go ahead and assume that Trump is the most likely perpetrator here in this court of public opinion!

Hill is a corporate stooge working to make Americans as vulnerable and at-risk as possible. He has consistently betrayed Arkansans at every turn, and Arkansas Republicans have gerrymandered District 2-my district-to keep Hill in DC. Jones is a smart, decent man who is deserving of my vote and yours.

He was trash, he been trash, he is trash, he gonna be trash.

My oh my...

If this kind of engagement farming is wrong, then I don't ever want to be right. Also, it's E.I.

We call this The Roberts Court Standard.

". . . you cannot burn a cloud."

The best thing I can say about this interview is that it gives you a lot of information that sticks to your bones while opening the door to significant reflection as you go about your day. It's well worth the time and energy!

Cleaning and cooking on a Sunday afternoon

Why is her husband jumping in every photo like he's goddamn Diddy

"you've clearly picked up a few tricks along the way, your imminence..."

I have absolutely zero idea how seriously to take the USMNT right now.

It's been a while since we've blown a go-ahead field goal to lose the game. I'd totally forgotten about that possibility!

What is the best point differential that a two-win college football team has ever posted? Asking for a friend.

This Arkansas/LSU tilt is the definition of a pillow fight. None here but the true sickos.

I've always been shocked at just how cheap elected officials are to buy.

Part of the Arkansas story is the Baptist Church killing gambling in Hot Springs, which was the 1950s equivalent to Atlantic City at the time. It set the state back decades economically. Now, people stay poorer and live more miserable lives for little gambling dopamine hits off of their phone.

This shit-hearted woman cares so much about women's sports that she's teaming up with...fuckin' goddamn Clay Travis. There's a lot of money in bigotry and hate, or at least a lot of notoriety amongst similarly dehumanizing assholes.

Keep on travelin', Carol! #Pluribus

Fuck yeah they do

Are we ready to have a talk about Swisher, a notable friend of both Olivia Nuzzi and Scott Galloway?

Oof. Tough look for Davey over there.