Michelle Obama looks like she spent xmas eve out slaying vampires

I don't think Trump should get access to standard medical care, he should have to let RFK Jr treat him

Santa Claus and the grinch have the same donors. Open your eyes

This is how Jesus would want you to celebrate his birthday

I heard there was a secret code, that David knew to unlock god mode, but you don't really care for cheating, do yah? It goes like this, up up down down left right lef

The Monolith from 2001 - but instead of granting the spark of intelligence it turns people into pedophiles

if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄

Pour one out for Dan Bongino

very grimly ironic that our government run by podcasters sucks at true crime

I am about to eat a $12 cookie

This was the original Continental

Marmont got zero rings

I mean, it’s a very fathomable way of doing business; many countries have worked and still do work this way. It’s just that none of them are places you’d want to live.

The fact that we have super wealthy and extremely stupid people trying to set themselves up as new nobles has made historical nobility, which I only know from books, far more real to me. These people were not smart, they did not rule well, and rigid hierarchies of domination are very bad.

Obama would have been lynched within a day

My theory, fwiw, is that Supreme Court Justices are not immune to Twitter brain poisoning. I suspect all six have horrific information environments and have therefore lost the ability to understand the people who don't agree with them.

Murdering random fishermen IRL for clout on Xitter.

I'm sorry I keep quote-tweeting this, but I am beside myself hearing someone from a Republican administration that is based on alleged American Greatness, saying that now, finally, we can return to the 1970s. bsky.app/profile/atru...

She wanted to see the two-story exhibit about the time the 123 Kid beat Razor Ramon.

A scene from American Canto. Olivia Nuzzi tries to visit the WWE Hall of Fame, only to discover that it is not a physical building.

new groverhaus just dropped

Smedley Butler is screaming, crying, throwing up

Committing war crimes to impress your twitter mutuals (Russian bots)

SIGORN-E in Future Man is definitely running on Grok

ℑ𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔊𝔯𝔦𝔪 𝔇𝔞𝔯𝔨𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔉𝔞𝔯 𝔉𝔲𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔢, 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔦𝔰 𝔒𝔫𝔩𝔶 𝔐𝔬𝔦

Getting too hot in Wang Fuk Court (sorry) www.washingtonpost.com/world/2025/1...

Future Digital Archaeologist: Over one month, our team of human graduate students were unable to build a workable, maintainable kubernetes ("k8s") cluster without the assistance of AI tooling. It is therefore posited that k8s is an AAI technology, overturning previously accepted timelines.

Lots of people sharing this clip because it's funny and cathartic but I also genuinely believe it's important. We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."

Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

They made a real Ram Ranch

maybe i am going insane

If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?

Checking in on MechaHitler

AGI super-intelligence achieved

one thing i think is true is that republicans assumed that democrats would not respond in kind and that the forceful pushback spooked them (a lesson to learn here, perhaps)

Paul Giamatti John Adams is now officially American Canon

rfk jr moaning in olivia nuzzi's ear

your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️