So Hulk Hogan, why are you a great candidate for the Administrative Assistant position? Hulk Hogan:

We can rebuild him

Gonna be using this image a reply a bunch

Just saw the absolutely gruesome phrase “gambling influencer”, what a world we’ve made for ourselves

Circle K has what can only be described as “Saints Row Food”

Is it a good idea to threaten every one of your generals, publicly call them big fat lazy cucks, and also gather them in one location so they can all talk privately with each with no electronic records? Asking for a wannabe dictator

Gee I wonder why infantry CPT Hegseth was sidelined for any leadership role - during the height of the Iraq war - and instead parked into a do-nothing "civil affairs" job

THE MEME IS REAL

If you are starting to think the news is a little too insane, try staying off the internet for 24 hours Then, when you get back online it will seem even more insane

[INT. INTERROGATION ROOM]

Now THIS is appropriate distopian future headline

A pattern is developing where everyone who fights back against a Trump attack inevitably wins with their reputation much better than before, and everyone who caves to him looks like shit and has Trump coming back for more a month later.

lol

I’m pretty much constantly angry about how the global media ecosystem supercharged the current wave of fascism and of course I can’t help but think of Al Swearengen talking about the telegraph coming to Deadwood

Realizing that I posted these Deadwood shitposts about 15k followers ago so a repost can’t hurt

I love Alien Earth

Dave Matthews has the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

Huge recommendation for "Who We Are and How We Got Here" - one of those books that changes how you see the world

The people “enforcing” immigration law under this administration understand what their real job is but we’re all supposed to pretend it’s something else

Remember when some random school teacher singing a pro-Obama song was a 3 month scandal?

Like every mf that’s been forced into our public consciousness via him since 2016 has been wack as hell. No swag, unfunny, zero bitches, clearly hated by everyone they’ve ever met, no homies, weird smile, probably fuckin stink and go to hotel breakfasts barefoot and drink milk. You know they type

And remember, the reason he wanted separate vaccines wasn't due to any science, but because *he'd filed a patent application for a single measles vaccine*. It was just grifting.

School drop-off / pickup is completely insane. It's crazy what suburban parents have done to themselves

the US if Tylenol actually caused autism

"it's too much liquid" going into the baby, instantly up there with the injecting bleach moment.

They're racists & they're fascists but above all they are the pettiest two-bit criminals you've ever seen

How's that working out for you you fucking mark

Extremely funny that Disney just torched the most valuable brand on the planet

now the dutch are scoring on us

"Watch it mister, or you're gonna get a stern talking-to"

Forgot that Disney owns Hulu too. Cancelled.

You are morally obligated to pirate all Disney movies

So the union is going to boycott working for Disney or nah?

So the WGA is going to boycott working for Disney.... or nah?

the kimmel thing is bad but as long as they arent rounding people up indiscriminately based on race, building concentration camps and talking about eradicating those they deem sexual deviants, i think we’ll be ok

If you're still pretending that the Republican Party has the slightest interest in democracy, or the Constitution, you're either a complete imbecile or you're working with them.

Everything is Gamergate and no corporation will ever learn any lesson from it

ah, well

Good time to remember that Sgt. Maj. John "Grooming Standards" Sixta from Generation Kill was later convicted of child sex offenses

Oh a forced sale to regime allies? Shocker.

I mean... minnesotareformer.com/briefs/haged...

Kind of weird how Roberts declared the VRA preclearance to rest on dated and unfair assumptions about the South and within 15 years the former Confederate states will have effectively eliminated almost every black district within those states.

Pritzker actually DID something, and it WORKED. IMAGINE THAT.

man they really didn't give a shit about that guy. as soon as it was clear they couldn't use his death to launch a purge they started to treat it like a nothingburger

A kid named Tyler from St George? 100% chance he was named after Tyler a Real Hero