Fun to see how the erroneous predictions line up with how the crypto super PACs were spending. I've spoken before about how Polymarket — despite its PR claims about being more accurate than polls — is often a better signal of what crypto holders WANT to have happen.

Somehow Duncan Idaho returned

Make Jack Aubrey a commodore with that mission and give him almost no material support

europeans when asked to help unblock the strait of hormuz

Elon Musk, the CEO of SpaceX, must be very mad at Elon Musk, the CEO of xAI, for tricking him into paying $250 billion for a product that doesn't work

Oh Katie what are you doing? (posting on X)

Osaka is transforming into Attack Mode www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLZ6...

Can this be a solution?

the stock market is funny because the largest global supply chain shock since a deadly worldwide pandemic is worth -0.2% but a single blog post speculating about a new technology can stone cold stunner SaaS companies -50%.

"At long last, we have created the DataKrash..."

Disclosure Day (2026)

Having faced no consequences for anything, Trump has noticed that he has the world’s largest military at his command, and believes he has found a brilliant solution for solving problems that no one before him was smart enough to discover: just kill everyone in your way, until they obey you.

Average twitter bluecheck user

Time to buy an e-bike fellas

In his brain, this is what he thinks he sounds like

"Airspace Deconfliction" and "Fire Support Coordination" sounds like DEI, so it was banned

"At long last, we have started the Forever War, from the classic sci-fi novel The Forever War"

They are literally running with “we have always been at war with Eurasia.” Unreal.

Raytheon Executive: I know you’re skeptical about buying American again. But hear me out. The MIM-104 Patriot is the only surface to air missile system with a proven track record of success against the US Air Force. Danish Defense Minister: Continue.

every time one of these markets dissembles and parses and weasels their way out of paying people on a technicality my heart grows three sizes like the grinch. i love to watch these people get scammed on crypto and nfts and gambling. they deserve it and it's funny and it's not my problem at all

My all-time fav

Good thing all the expensive lasers are at the texas border shooting down "cartel drones"

[thumbs in suspenders] kinetic. lethality

Average drill weekend in the California National Guard

Imperial Inquisitor Danny McBride

Oh they're going to seize it and force a sale to Elon

The feeling of having known something to be true, deep within your very being, only to have it confirmed as such. There's just nothing like it: defector.com/jeffrey-epst...

if some snotty wizard boy called me a muggle i'd cast a little chin magic on his ass. alakazam you're in the fuckin hospital!! and nobody would think of it as hitting a kid by the way. ok. people wouldn't say i hit a kid. cause they'd agree it's a totally different power dynamic. wizards you can hit

Costco’s attorneys rn

Hmm. The US is giving $10 billion in taxpayer dollars, not appropriated by Congress, to a fake board set up by the President and which he put himself in charge of *for life*... seems very, very illegal.

Most of Steve Ballmer's "charitable giving" was actually money laundering to get around the salary cap to pay Kawhi Leonard tho

super telling that Waymo is relatively honest about its (world class) capabilities and limitations, and as a result is like 1 percent as valuable as its boastful liar competitor

If you up the contrast and brightness you can see his eyelid positions through the glasses. Clearly looking at the bottom left cartoon.

what if i told you, through the power of forensic analysis, we are closer than ever to knowing the exact Far Side cartoon that is making Sting smile in this iconic photo. 🧵 👇

Here it is, your moment of zen.

The "E" stands for Charles "Ephebophilia" Cheese

This is not a genuine Frog and Toad quote.

straight out of those Civil War histories where some ill informed white Union soldier got a view of slavery up close and became hyper abolitionist in an instant

It should be illegal to use the Slack notification sound in a commercial

Sorry man you can't hang out with us if your mech dont run a fission core. Yeah I know you still run nuclear but we're kinda succumbing to the radionuclide induced visions generated by the conflict between our flesh and our implants. I just don't think you'd get it? Craig thinks he can hear god cry.

NewRelic: "nrql query" My Brain: "nurgle query"

EXPLAIN AS YOU WOULD TO A CHILD

“Mr. Beast Salesforce ad” - they’re calling it the least appealing phrase ever assembled in any language. They finally did it