God Hand 2

The Nobel Peace Prize becoming so prestigious that wars are fought over a head of state coveting it is some real monkey paw stuff for Alfred Nobel.

IMPORTANT LIFE ANNOUNCEMENT: I'm getting started in on the Warhammer 40K books (might regret this later)

If you work for ice please understand that your kids will laugh at a character based on you dying in an action movie before the end of the decade. They’ll be in movies for really little kids. Like Phineas and Ferb shit. There will be an action figure of you with a detachable head

"Allright listen up. This is what we've spent years training for. All the sleepless nights, all the months away from your families, all for this: to steal the oil and sell it to fund the president's secret bank accounts in Qatar"

In a few more weeks these guys will just be openly forcing people to pay bribes

AYY LMAO

Hoskinson: "You've collapsed crypto from a public perception, to crypto equals Trump equals bad .... Crypto equals corruption. It's a wealth transfer mechanism for Trump and his friends." www.coindesk.com/policy/2026/...

I've mentioned this before, but one thing I've been closely watching for is when crypto people begin to distance themselves from Trump. November 2024 vs. January 2026

The Transformation is nearing Completion www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzpA...

Why didn't yall tell me Pluribus was so good?

it's over

Sacha Baron Cohen, you did it again, you rascal

Paul Verhoeven undefeated in creating a movie that flies right over the heads of the people it’s making fun of

@kthorjensen.bsky.social already has a shirt ready for this www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/2866...

If I was the commander in chief of the Imperial hegemon I would simply not dismantle the network of military and diplomatic alliances, favourable trade deals, and broad cultural paramountcy that had made my nation the most wealthy and powerful the world has ever seen.

The MPD union, at least, has made it clear which side they are on. This is the cost of DECADES of (everyone, everywhere) refusing to deal with the rising right-wing and white-nationalist involvement in policing.

One of these guys has a google news alert setup for his name, and got real excited at first when he saw he was being featured in the Financial Times

Landlords hate this one weird trick

America is great because America is good

It's funny because support for a physical keyboard was built in from day 1 because this is literally the original Android prototype. Time really is a flat circle

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier

the photographer was definitely like, "ok everybody, look tough!" but we know they're all just reading tweets with their arms crossed in a country club dining room divided up by bedsheets tacked to the beams

Let this be a lesson to all dictators and narco-terrorists: Make sure your bribe payments are ON TIME and PAID IN FULL

This person went on a buying spree over the past 24 hours. Fresh wallet. Only existed since Dec 27th and has only bet on Venezuela-related markets. polymarket.com/@0x31a56e9E6...

Ladies this is how you're supposed to be dressing this year:

Your government will say “well that’s where the people are,” …and you can remind them that there are plenty of people on PornHub, but they don’t feel the need to establish a presence there… and PornHub actually self-police!

It sounds like comically specific hyperbole but it is verifiably true that in the same year Elon Musk predicted fully autonomous taxis serving half the nation, what actually happened was his chatbot became a pedophile

Most unbelievable part of the Stranger Things finale is that Mike would let his younger sibling get her grubby fingers on all his D&D sourcebooks

most depressing billboard I have ever seen

Michelle Obama looks like she spent xmas eve out slaying vampires

I don't think Trump should get access to standard medical care, he should have to let RFK Jr treat him

Santa Claus and the grinch have the same donors. Open your eyes

This is how Jesus would want you to celebrate his birthday

I heard there was a secret code, that David knew to unlock god mode, but you don't really care for cheating, do yah? It goes like this, up up down down left right lef

The Monolith from 2001 - but instead of granting the spark of intelligence it turns people into pedophiles

if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄

Pour one out for Dan Bongino

very grimly ironic that our government run by podcasters sucks at true crime

I am about to eat a $12 cookie

This was the original Continental

Marmont got zero rings