Wow. XAI selling their compute to Anthropic because they can’t use it all on account of Grok having 0 organic demand

This kind of mixed use urban planning is illegal in America

Unfortunately, the duration is concentration up to one minute. When the spell ends, the creature realizes that you used magic to influence its mood and becomes hostile toward you.

They think we're fucking stupid cattle

I've watched like 10 hours of this

15 years ago when you participated in a top-secret military raid, you didn't bet on it at a shady internet gambling site. You leaked it to The Rock, like a real American.

ayyy lmao arstechnica.com/tech-policy/...

Fun start to cross-exam. OpenAI attorney William Savitt asks about Musk's earlier testimony, when he said: “No, Tesla is not pursuing AGI. It’s literally trying to make a car drive from A to B.” Savitt then showed Musk an X post from a month ago: "Tesla will be one of the companies to make AGI"

that's spigot. that's just spigot. wait. is claude spigot. OH MY GOD I HAVE AN OUTPUT STYLE TO GO WRITE.

This is an actual line that was added to the official system prompt for Codex for GPT-5.5 by OpenAI. Usually the system prompt is as minimal as possible, so I assume it would otherwise mention goblins a lot. AIs are weird.

I don't think this is going far enough. I'm calling for a total and complete shutdown of golf nationwide, until we can get this whole thing figured out.

reddit is mostly slop now, but checkout this absolute masterpiece r/malelivingspace

Maybe it's time to hire some scientists who speak spanish

Yes, Swiss scientist Fritz Zwicky coined the term “dark matter” which is impressive, but he also coined the term “spherical bastard” to describe people who are bastards no matter which way you look at them, and I think that should be celebrated more.

Actually it's the last picture of C3-PO before he was executed by the Empire

There came a point when the Roman empire couldn't keep the sea lanes open and free of piracy anymore. If you're keeping up on your bingo card for what the collapse of a decaying superpower hegemony looks like.

Literally one of our oldest traditions www.battlefields.org/learn/articl...

Fake Melania

i can only assume @quantian.bsky.social is too much of a coward to post this here on bsky so i will do it for him bsky.app/profile/ayou...

A story in three parts

lol of course The Deep drives a Cybertruck

the Soros conspiracy coming from Elon in particular is just embarrassing. you’re worth like 80x what Soros is buddy, if you thought he was buying elections you could snap your fingers and fix it.

The fertilizer monopoly is hoarding it to build their own private ski resorts www.youtube.com/watch?v=afSK...

When the `git blame` points to me:

No, we did not threaten to ritually cannibalize the Pope as a sacrifice during the Grand Blot.

"To put it bluntly, an X post today receives less than 3% of the views a single tweet delivered seven years ago." If you think it is necessary to be on Twitter to communicate your fact-based worldview, the reality is that worldview is being smothered.

Periodic reminder that Lee was a trash general as well as being a trash human being medium.com/data-science...

Happy Appomattox Day to all that celebrate

Fuck

It's so weird that everyone who stands up to him ends up winning, and in a better position than where they were before. It's almost as if there is a lesson there.

yeah man i'll circle back to you on that agenda item from yesterday's all hands in just a sec. our pedophile king just threatened to destroy a whole civilization

Maybe the real victory is all the friends we lost along the way

i love the small print “because the regulators won’t let us :(“

I've avoided reading any Andy Weir stuff for no reason other than vibes. Looks like my opinion based on zero information was right again!

Oh my God. IRGC spokesperson Ebrahim Zolfaghari released a video showing himself skateboarding and drinking juice while a missile launch appears in the background. This seems to be a dig at Trump's bloviations. No, it's not AI. I think the juice is barberry?

More and more people are saying

George C. Scott at the Doctor Strangelove premiere, realizing Kubrick only used the goofy takes.

This is going to be a fun day On Here

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some Coinbase customers are horrified that the Coinbase app is encouraging them to gamble they're so close

How are they going to do this now that Sora is dead tho?

Compromise: you can have Robert e Lee statues but they all have to be of him surrendering

Fuck off with this

Clearly you guys don't understand the 7D chess that Trump is playing here