This is what the American World Cup should’ve been the whole time, a celebration of our diasporas, a chance for all these countries from around the world to feel at home here because there’s a bit of their home already here

detective: you're a sick son of a bitch, you know it? that bird was your friend of 10, 12 years and you drop a big fuckin boulder on him. wile e. coyote: i swear to god man i didn't think it was gonna work. it never works. oh god. detective: nevada's a death penalty state.

the chuds do not understand what makes this country great but this country is great and we cannot give up on it

I thought the world cup was going to be a nightmare, but I forgot that we actually love when people like us

Sucks that this 64 year old Rocky & Bullwinkle joke still hits now

Less SpaceX, more gay sex

I feel like this has already been turned into a reaction image but if it hasn't, it should be.

just came here to tell fnm grinder chad that yes i did come to this lgs with my husband, no he did not build my deck, i probably started playing before you did, i probably know the game rules better than you do, yes i'll take the play, and no i won't concede when time is close

watchin mtg cube drafts(horny)

things may be bad but at least i’m not inside of a classroom doing an icebreaker activity

Just posted a fanfic for the Oko enjoyers out there! It's a horny (but somber) character study, basically. rated M. archiveofourown.org/works/86395931

Do flightless birds dream of wings?💫 #BirdArt #FantasyArt #Illustration #KiwiBird #OriginalArt

had never seen this one and it's killing me

Happy #pridemonth let's play card games

Happy Pride

bruh do NOT @ me about my hydras they are precious babies

June 1st

Oh hell yeah @amnesty.org comes out swinging: "Amnesty International finds that standalone generative AI systems... are fundamentally incompatible with IHRL. As such, Amnesty International is calling for a prohibition of such systems." www.amnesty.org/en/documents...

Have you, like me, spent the last 26 years worrying if the Canadian Potato Museum STILL has the display of various potato diseases with potatoes in little coffins? Stop worrying. I checked today. Still there.

In case you weren't aware, this is a pro-union space. #ProtectTheNegotiators #mtg #MagicTheGathering

Asking a favor of my followers. I created @clovermtg.bsky.social as a budget format for everyone. It's also a format whose entire leadership team is trans women. I want trans people to find us in case this is something they want. Please repost this and help us find the eyes that need to see us. 🍀🤍🍀🤍

"let people enjoy things" is over. we must want things to be good

Sleeping with his tiny friend

I would never call a wife “mid“ no matter what her job is

Ok this is a truly great tweet

"Pronouns are Him, He/Him"

🏳️‍⚧️ A fierce little commission for @sparveria.bsky.social !

Let me know if this is wrong or unhinged or whatnot, since I'm just a layperson. I have the sense that the reason AI companies go so hard on the "it'll take everyone's job" narrative is the same reason  most billboards in Silicon Valley are indecipherable to anyone not in the C-suite.

Timeline asleep? Parmogoyf

It’s almost like all surveillance, no matter the purported use, eventually becomes an extension of the carceral state.

*trying but extremely failing to remember the adventure time quote about being bad at things before you get good* You gotta start suckin before you start fuckin

Just chilling…

I do not post to be part of a political project or engage in the town square. I post so people will tell me I’m funny and pretty

i like this shirt idk probably not worth labelling but idk there's some cleavage ignore the weird artifacting. I'm simply a little unskilled with photo editing but I wanted to blur the background. heh heh

"Let us die to make men free" gets the attention on here, but don't sleep on "I have read the good news of the word of God written in rows of rifles: the vengeance you mete to slavers shall be repaid by Me with grace to you, crush them beneath your heel as Christ did the devil"

this catnip ain’t shi-💤

Just crushed a job interview.,.,.woohoo !!!!

Where do the Bay Area sapphics hang out? I went to the gay bar but it was almost all gay men...maybe I'll try a day where there isn't a drag show? Is that relevant? Hmm. 🤔

Hii! There's the line-up of Slay The Spire 2 characters! The Defect is finally here! Those sprites may change in the future, but I'm satisfied for now. #pixelart #slaythespire2 #sts2 #art #fanart #slaythespire @megacrit.com

🍑 #realnsfw

In the next few months, I'm looking to pay Magic people to narrate English audio versions of select past MTG stories. Typically $100 for around 5k-8k words. Interested? Email [email protected] with your name, any decklist, and a one-minute audio sample attached.

I am not sure how you do a Magic Con without cats now... #MTG

how are y'all doing tonight

“spicy content” “sinful sunday” awww look who can’t say FUCKING AND SUCKING

I wish you well in your adult literacy journey