living with you is like a sleepover every night! (2023)

this is gonna fucking stink

setting notification sound to hunter l4d2 scream and posting "robocop is copaganda? and also it's just bad?" then strapping my phone to a high-speed drone and flying it around an elementary school

mlem for @jiouska.bsky.social 's bun

i did not endure years of the unfunniest people parroting charlie the unicorn for people to now be saying this

id say the big issue with s&box is that it advertises itself as the spiritual successor to gmod, when in reality it's just adult roblox

PRE-RELEASE GTA 6 COVERAGE: The entire global economy rests on this revolutionary piece of art POST RELEASE GTA 6 COVERAGE: Here's where you can find the most early-game Orbs

KICKFLIPS FOR TRANS LIVES IS LIVE! Join me, @tincanaudio.co.uk, @jennyjanewrites.bsky.social and some AMAZING guests for the next...however long it takes me to beat this game as we raise money for @genderedintelligence.co.uk! twitch.tv/queerbuccaneer tiltify.com/@queerbuccaneer/kickflips2026

sweet

BREAKING: Bluesky is not DEAD. It just getting some dick. We've all been there cnn.com

i'm now seated for the mario galaxy movie. as an adult with more mature film standards i expect to be, at the very least, sexually aroused.

Moon Child began life as an Amiga AGA title before shifting to PC, where it finally saw release in 1997. A fascinating glimpse into a project caught between two eras. More here: www.gamesthatwerent.com/2026/04/moon...

When playing certain games, you gotta ask yourself Am I enjoying this or am I making ice cubes? You deserve better than ice cubes.

important psa from 2022

Coyotes drinking from the fabric of reality

Drip and Slop all over your best pants in this Sludge-tastic new title! Goop from a Bucket is now available on the Nintendo Switch 1 and Nintendo Switch 2 Systems.

I am so glad we are past the era of displaying Game Boy screenshots as high contrast, 100% white 0% black jagged pixels and we can actually appreciate the art now.

I haven't seen anyone post this classic, it always makes me laugh

🏔️ Wahoo 🏔️ #Klonoa

oomfs think i'm a princess :) *remembers they are communist* uh oh

being a star war fan is like being in academia there's 90 specialized sub-fields of it and they all hate each other

everyone is so mean now. everyone should be less mean

dork

This is the best product review I’ve read: samhenri.gold/blog/2026031... It doesn’t matter if you’re interested in the MacBook Neo or not; this is the kind of essay that makes you think about the potential of technology and the joys of exploration.

Did you know that both the in the US and in Europe SNES controller buttons look like Smarties

crime dog you gotta find some better wording for this

under the blue sky #deltarune #ralsei

happy international women's day

Society would improve if we invested less in Anthropic and more in Anthro Pics

i was annoyed by every post of mine getting like 2 likes on x the everything app, so i decided to vaguepost for once, then forgot i did that and went on with my day i just remembered i did that after waking up and turns out everyone's pissed at me LMAO

New family

well @garrettgilchrist.bsky.social found someone with a KIRO broadcast of the Star Wars Holiday Special so we can add another source of ads (and what each affiliate had during the local opt out)

Read this thread. This is why that taboo art you don't like needs to exist. Block it if it upsets you. Move on with your life. But dont destroy the safety nets and frameworks for actual victims that would come about by forcing everything right back into another Hays Code cuz you can't press a button

to the 3 death note fans that follow me, could he do it

i'm worried the left isn't taking NFTs seriously

sorry for the wait 💙💙

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