If we stop dishing out sub-prime mortgages it would risk recession. We can't afford to go backwards.

After all this time I still can't wrap my head around how we had a funko pop guy as a minister for finance

Don’t flake on voting just because the result is in the bag! Margin matters. Remember how awful it felt seeing Peter Casey jump from 2% polls to 23% after his attacks on travellers. A low turnout/high number of spoiled votes will be seized on by the fash. Every vote for Connolly undermines them

A shocking picture has emerged from Syria of a senior politician meeting with a murderous dictator.

Been calling the new Taylor Swift album "The Secret Diary Of A Call Girl" around anyone I know to be a Swiftie for the last few months and have unfortunately gotten no laughs.

✨ Port Lilian, Revisited is out now! ✨ It's a sampler with 7 rearrangements of last year's Ennui in the Port Lilian Metropolitan Region - including emoviolence, hyperpop, doom metal, and gentle piano arrangements. Pacts with dubious entities! Doomed yaoi! Villainous elves! ⬇️ Check it out below! ⬇️

New Post Punk Podge x Boyfren, September 26th, everywhere *except* Spotify.

the punishment is a bit medieval but i appreciate the enthusiasm

Remember the craze about LLMs in the 2020s? That was hilarious. They literally thought that shit was AI lmao Silicon replica of my dead wife: You seem emotional, my darling. Did you forget to take your Compliance? Me: (hiding pills under my tongue) no

This country is so cooked man

In the true fashion of always being late to the fascism party this will absolutely happen in Ireland in like 2030 - 2035 and we should kind of be prepping for it now

I used my time machine to bring an Irish Celt to the present day to watch War Of The Worlds (2025) and now he keeps trying to strangle me while shouting "Ꝺıaḃal olc!" Anyone got any advice on what to do?

POV: you made a variable with the same name as a function and it's causing problems in your code

nostalgia is the gateway drug to fascism

2day @ 16:00

It’s-a me! I’m innocent!

Féile Na Gréine

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wow the full copy of the note is actually even weirder than I expected:

Imagine being the Guards and being so thick that you cannot solve a crime without help so you have to devise an entire television show where you admit you're inept to the public, show them all the evidence for that case, and implore them to volunteer their time into helping you solve it.

fantastic foreskins

It’s about time someone stopped an Israeli bomb

Playback available now! SoundCloud - on.soundcloud.com/jb0WslxXlyp6... MixCloud - www.mixcloud.com/eistcork/bef...

this made me laugh so much

Myself and my friends @grubstreet.bsky.social and @missyabigman.bsky.social are hosting a new radio show on eist.radio starting with a special at 10:00 on Thursday morning. This Thursday's schedule is a one off, episode two will be on the 3rd of August and then every fourth Sunday from there.

The review embargo has ended on James Gunn's new "Superman" film, so I can finally say what I've been holding back for weeks: I was beaten in the darkness of the theater by an unidentified assailant!!

Goodbye #Spotify! Goodbye, you bloodthirsty genocide-loving fascist racist TERF-platforming scumbags xx meljoann.com/posts/hellsc...

Myself and my friends @grubstreet.bsky.social and @missyabigman.bsky.social are hosting a new radio show on eist.radio starting with a special at 10:00 on Thursday morning. This Thursday's schedule is a one off, episode two will be on the 3rd of August and then every fourth Sunday from there.

People on Letterboxd put way too much effort into articulating their reviews into one or two sentences quips and it's very cringe. The funniest reviews are always when someone who usually writes a long review watches a film and gives it a bad rating with no comment. Bonus if I also hate that movie.

did a version of Diet Pepsi... for those who love harsh beautiful and intense soundcloud.com/lighghtmusic...

Irish Public Dance Halls Act 1935 🤝 Modern Reactionaries "Reels are destroying the pure and innocent minds of the youth"

We need a Sargent Napper and Corporal Vamp of the Left

Live video of a CEO putting A.I. technology to good use at his high-pressure job

Statue of Fungi from the pier in Dingle featured in Mike Cahill's 2014 movie I Origins

More options pronouncing it like "climb-at", honestly! Will never recover from receiving a wav from Craic Boi Mental that included the bar: Young feen you're a fine lad But you must care more about the climate

Saban's first production that was constructed fully by them, rather than just producing interstitial shots for imported Tokusatsu shows (Power Rangers, beetleborgs, etc) It was so heavily merchandised, my brother and I were obsessed, and when I bring it up people look at me like I'm demented.

she pull on my request until I squash and merge

I bet them vexillology freaks go fucking raucous every time they see the Nepal flag. Gotta ration it too. The ones who say they hate it are just lying to for attention

Putting an "I bought this before we knew Elon was crazy" sticker on the ass of my Tesla Robot

Did a quick search last week on what current living wage was in Ireland as an annual salary and Gemini returned this: 40 hour work week by 52 weeks assumes no time off at all 14.75 * 40hrs * 52 weeks ≠ €68,000 It equals 30680 Wrong information, wrong formula, wrong calculation Crazy

The Vatican should do a post of Luce crying over the pope's death like Tayto did when Gay Byrne died

RIP to my favourite local band 😮‍💨

Hey guys, just started development on an indie video game where if you die in the game you die in real life. If anyone has any YouTube tutorials that might be helpful, please share.

On this day, an enduring mystery