Oh my god. So thankful I immediately turned it off because I knew some tomfoolery was about to go down. #Yankees

So simple. So perfect.

I need this game to end because Netflix is clearly trying to kill me.

The United States voted against a United Nations resolution to formally recognize the trans-Atlantic slave trade as the “gravest crime against humanity.” Israel and Argentina also voted against the motion, which was adopted. www.nytimes.com/2026/03/25/w...

This fucking guy. I will be there with bells on. Well, maybe whistles.

I have decided Mika and Kreider must obviously end up in a tie. #NYR

This remains my most ongoing low level argument with my mother. And before her it was also my grandmother. Until one of my mom’s calls was actually about my grandmother.

I had to bail on Netflix for the commissioner interview only to see the Rangers immediately get scored on. Oh, but there’s Mika! (Kinda still want them to lose)

I took my Netflix off a pause for this shit?! #Yankees

Well, that’s nice at least. Mika March forever. #NYR

Jesus Netflix. What the hell are you doing to us? #Yankees

Bluesky definitely has the baseball juice tonight.

Going to amuse me when Judge strikes out five times and the Yankees win by >5 (I’m def gonna have to delete this if it gets close)

Omg, is he supposed to be Karoline Leavitt? 🤣

Capitalism and gambling. Killing my deep love of sports more and more every day.

'but harry potter was such a huge part of my childhood' reminder: the only reason jk rowling is doing a harry potter tv remake is bcos she wants a version she can flog that doesn't involve the original cast.

Hell yeah.

Yeah, I think 15 minutes was enough of this Rangers v Maple Leafs game for now. 😒

Please stop posting these ICE agents without their parents' consent.

I suppose it’s Yankees baseball time.

Sharing as another woman who’s going to have this problem, albeit for non-celebrity reasons…

According to documents filed this morning by the U.S. Attorney for the Southern District of NY, ICE has been lying for a year — not only to the public, but to the courts and to prosecutors — about being authorized to make arrests at 26 Federal Plaza and other immigration courts. (1/2)

A 69-year-old pedestrian was struck and killed by a driver in Midtown early this morning — and the driver fled and has not been caught, cops said. buff.ly/1ZYFtGU

This eyewitness account of the Triangle Shirtwaist fire always brings me to tears (read the whole thing trianglefire.ilr.cornell.edu/index.html)

That's a selfish thing to do, Delta, because it will help your business. But please stop shipping small children to concentration camps. And change "Gulf of America" on your flight maps back to "Gulf of Mexico." That kind of pandering to a fascist lying lunatic is just obscene.

The Supreme Court spent 3 hours on Monday arguing over whether to change a century and a half of election law in order to soothe Donald Trump's bruised ego. They just might. Because the GOP and their justices are beyond craven. My latest in @thenation.com www.thenation.com/article/poli...

senate brain is a disease

People are cooking their fucking brains over there my god

what the actual fuck

This took me under one minute to complete. Help trans kids in NYC get the healthcare they need.

I asked Alexa to turn out the light and she replied, “alrighty then”. I think I’m gonna have to tap out.

The US government collected over $1 billion in immigration fees then refused to process the applications. No denials. No refunds. Just silence. This is the largest fee fraud in the history of the American immigration system. Here's what's happening. 🧵

It’s not “polling” if part of the sample is generated responses from a large language model. Delete this

Fuck you New York Rangers. I will not salute the MF’ing NYPD. What exactly is it I’m supposed to thank them so much for? Not ever knowing anything helpful? Putting me in more danger when I need help? Terrorizing my friends of color? Helping kidnap my neighbors? Gross to the end.

Jesus god if I see one more person talk about how MAGA supporters are becoming disillusioned with Trump without mentioning that literal Neo-Nazis have already worked to radicalize them into the fold and to see Trump as a moderate I’m going to lose my mind.

The sun is the same in a relative way, but you’re older Time - The Dark Side of the Moon

Why are so many people still incapable of pronouncing nuclear correctly? Is it because they’re constantly see folks say it wrong and not getting corrected? At the least, no one sentient in the W Bush years should still be doing this.

One of my fave things about Gotham Sports app- when I rewind the whole 1 minute it allows & in the middle of watching say, a montage about Mika, the app randomly decides to jump back live to show me ads, usually for betting. Class act the Rangers/Knicks/Yankees are for giving us this cheap crap app.

I am watching this Rangers game for Mika only. Try not to screw this up for him NYR.

Grok, what's a "burner account" and can you make one for me

We’ve told all the casting agents that the Weird Al biopic sequel is currently on hold, but they just keep sending in headshots.

Again I would like to reiterate, as something of an expert on the man and his work: there is actually nothing funnier or less film-literate than accusing someone of *ripping off Quentin Tarantino*

It's important to remind your friends and neighbors - particularly on Long Island - that when you summer energy costs are up high this year, it's because Donald Trump used your taxpayer money to bribe a foreign company to invest in fossil fuels and halt wind farm developments off the LI coast.

It just always gets worse the more you know but I still got to know.

The vibes are increasingly like a mixture between “Veep” and “The death of Stalin”

"I feel such deep rage that the wealthiest country in the world would inflict this totally needless misery on its poor, tiny neighbor. A billionaire president is taking these destitute people’s last means of eking out a living—and for what?"

The closer he gets to the end the more obvious it is when he's making shit up as he goes. None of this is a thing. He's just yanking ideas out of the Poltergeist closet in his head.

Now is a great time to call your senator and tell them to oppose KOSA! ☎️: (202) 224-3121 bsky.app/profile/chim...

it's so funny that in a month all of the people who write these headlines are going to applaud themselves at the white house correspondents dinner for speaking truth to power in darkness or whatever they put in the program notes

again I point out how strange it is that high-level diplomatic negotiations of war and peace are being conducted by freelancers Steve Witkoff and Jared Kushner, both of whom have egregious conflicts of interest, and not the actual secretary of state