Figs scrubs are an affront to humanity.

VAN HOLLEN: An individual who was pardoned by Trump went on to molest 2 children, & he tried to buy their silence by saying he would give them funds from your slush fund. Can you commit to not making that person eligible for a payout? BLANCHE: You're obviously lying V: I am reporting what he said

Blanche says that Trump's campaign donors are eligible for payouts from the J6 taxpayer slush fund

One of the reasons this isn’t a legal settlement is that a settlement of this nature requires transparency. This slush fund does the opposite by allowing for confidentiality.

"With Trump advertising his willingness to make 'deals' w/ China that pose grave risks to the US, the question once again arises whether he is a fool, traitor, or both. But at end of the day the answer may not really matter, since either way, Trump is a menace to the country he was elected to lead."

And you know if she straight up told him she wasn't interested he'd call her a b*tch

Pretext for the next war, same as pretexts for the last wars. Some old story, same old song and dance.

great piece. please read if you have a moment: presswatchers.org/2026/05/its-...

I'm in this picture and I don't like it...

Justice Samuel Alito has been accused of “undermining public confidence in the impartiality of the court.”

Nope.

Mayor Mamdani announced that New York City’s budget is FULLY balanced while still funding parks, libraries, safer streets, and historic investments in public housing. WOW! How utterly validating. Democratic socialism finally got a chance. And it worked. As we always knew it would 🙌

folx, I’ve been working on AI "ethics" for almost a decade now & hate to tell you there’s no such thing as "ethical AI" the only "ethical principle" that works is regulating the shit out of the industry & to take back control of our autonomy, fundamental rights, freedoms & right to exist w/out AI

That's fucking obvious.

It's the teeny tiny hand...

No one, and I mean absolutely no one owes anyone babies.

Trump is about to hit REM sleep on camera in the Oval

The important lesson to take away from this is not that we are all going to die of Hantavirus. We aren’t. It’s that the United States has zero pandemic prevention capacity at the present because of deliberate sabotage by the president and his appointed lackeys.

Our branch manager has made an appearance!

I do believe the national average according to AAA is over $4...but what's a little number fudging?

So if I take a road trip what bills am I not gonna pay? A tank of gas runs me almost $70.

Chattanooga seems excited.

Hair gel, zyn, and a touch of DJT diaper.

But he brought all the prices down, 500-600%...

if the only alternative to this is dems in disarray i will take some disarray tbh

#ballroom #satire

So we will have regular smart and Florida smart.

FWIW Linda McMahon is very credibly accused of sex trafficking minors & covering up multiple child rapes for >20 years. The reason she hasn’t faced legal consequences for it is not for lack of evidence, but because she was able to delay accountability until she was outside the statute of limitations

Doug Lindner to @weareufd.bsky.social: "There was nothing wrong with the Voting Rights Act ... the law is the not the problem. The problem is that far-right politicians and judges, including life-tenured Supreme Court justices, keep abusing their public offices to steal power from the people."

Interesting. This must be a new kind of chess where you compete to put the pieces back where they were before you smacked them off the board.

Just come out and say you hate poor people, at least that's honest.

Were they mean or did they just ask questions he didn't like?

My restaurant for brunch this morning didn't require an ID for the really fucking.monstrous margarita...

A friend asks: “Has it occurred to anyone that the MAGAs think you have to show IDs at restaurants because they’ve been eating all their meals at strip clubs? This isn’t even an unreasonable theory”

I'm a self taught nail artist/enthusiast. It's my creative outlet, and I love doing MY nails. Friends have told me I'm talented and should get my license and do nails as a side hustle. Absolutely not. If I did it for money I'd eventually hate it.

Hydroceles can be fixed...

Racism is over says the Supreme Court, which you can tell because it took literally a matter of minutes after they gutted the Voting Rights Act for Republicans in the South to start moving to make sure Black people in their states get no representation in Congress

When are you all gonna stop believing a single thing these guys say?

Oh we're doing the terminator x matrix mashup for our future!

Elephants know how to get the job done.

Thank god I renewed mine back in January.

Always fun to wake to a blaring alarm at 4am.

Allllllll the toys must be scattered across the rug.

9-11 months of hard work by the FBI to determine if the seashells were a threat against the president. What an elite, efficient agency it is under Kash.

LANDSMAN: You've cut healthcare by nearly $1t & now you're gonna cut the EPA by 50%. ZELDIN: I hear from Americans across the country happy to get more back in their tax return LANDSMAN: You don't talk to folks. That really isn't true. Nobody is saying 'thank you' for cutting their healthcare

Absofuckinglutely not.

I think this is 100% correct.

No.

About last night’s scrambling from gun fire at White House reporters dinner .. Rep Jamie Raskin (D-MD) makes a critical point on CNN: “This is happening in schools across the country.. the kids have no resources to process their trauma”

I worked at the McDonald's in New Salem, I made right at $4/hr. I hated smelling like fry oil allllllll the time.