"IT ABSOLUTELY WILL STOP!!!"

"INSPIRE"

Get fucked, ICE #AEW #AEWCollision

Hangman got the complaints line for TNT as well? #AEW #AEWCollision

Genius TikTok account

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In memoriam...

Bandido must be well up there as pound-for-pound strongest guy in #AEW.

slightly ominous mailer from the Red Cross

Call me a prude if you want to, but I do think it's really weird to use your conference speech to list your favourite wanking euphemisms

Fair play, this is *superbly* constructed

What's your sign?

So exhausting..

Three words... #AEWCollision

I never thought I would feel sorry for George Galloway, and I was right.

Well don't I feel stupid

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Every contestant is wearing their Doctor Who audition outfit during the tasks on #Taskmaster this series.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWkT... reminder.

I would not want to be Kyle Fletcher's neck in the morning. #AEW #AEWAllOut

Currently obsessed with the way Taz pronounces 'Arms'. #AEW #AEWAllOut

You reckon Mox tells Renee what he's going to get up to ahead of time, or she finds out in real-time like the rest of us? #AEW #AEWAllOut

And his Dinosaur? #JackPerry #AEW #AEWAllIn

STAT! #AEW #AEWAllOut

Oh, you bastard... #Pac #AEW #AEWAllOut

Oh Bryan Danielson, you sly dog... #AEW #AEWAllOut

People getting the internet at home meant young men no longer got a basic grounding in arthouse cinema while looking for nudity on TV.

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Every contestant is wearing their Doctor Who audition outfit during the tasks on #Taskmaster this series.

Have Disney pulled the Indiana Jones movies for being mean to nazis yet?

And here's my assistant, Little Parker Booowles!

The number of time's I've just shouted 'get fucked' at the first item on BBC news is kind-of astonishing.

Sigh. I am 50 years old. Anyone under 30 is a kid.

not an exaggeration to say I am WEEPING with laughter at this reply from someone who hadn't seen that Robert Redford died today

Fun fact, Robert Redford was the character model Frank Miller used for Matt during his run on Daredevil. #RIP

"Think back to your childhood. Do you remember when the anxiety started?"

You join us live from Danny Dyer’s birthday drinks.

Never became as popular as "ET Phone Home" did it

this city is afraid of me. i have seen its true face.

what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.

my contribution to the discourse:

Happy 38th birthday, KNIGHTMARE, the hardest game show on television! In 1987, Treguard the Dungeon Master welcomed the first team of adventurers to his blue screen labyrinth. Losers didn’t just fail, they 'died': blades, spikes, and bottomless pits abounded. "Ooh, nasty..."

Reposting the blurb with alt text because everyone deserves to read this...

f r i d a y n i g h t

Will you watch a tire rolling down a massive sand dune for three minutes? Yeah, I didn’t think I would either, but here I am telling you that you probably will. It’s definitely a metaphor for something! [kottke.org]

I enjoyed this. And what an infectious laugh. ❤️ "Reporter left speechless after witnessing Japan's new $70 million Maglev train in action at 310 mph"

Well then… a random #AEW story.