They’re deliberately trying to steer the conversation away from her being a despicable wanker with deranged opinions that were comically out of synch with the public, and they’re doing it specifically because they’re trying to please unpleasable shitheads like you.

Oh no, why was he building the bonfire?

Imagine Tom Jones doing Burning Down The House by Talking Heads.

this nonsense should not be indulged. we should not be burdening children with adults’ weird psychosexual issues. it’s laughable

4000 years from now, when all trace of me is long gone and my bones have become dust, archaeologists will find my angry complaint letter to British Gas and a scholarly debate will rage about what a "pre-payment meter" was.

Chilean cops investigating Salvador Allende's death.

JK Rowling made a bold choice to get fillers made of human shit.

Watched about 20 mins of the first episode of Succession and thought "it's all just rich people being heartless bastards to each other and we're supposed to find that glamorous and sexy. Fuck off."

Is Count Binface a pawn of the establishment? Yes, of course he is. That's why he's plastered all over the media. In other words, if you're looking for the establishment, look at the media itself. They promoted Farage from nothing to celebrity and are now showing him who's boss.

Man Binge-Watches Entire Movie In One Sitting https://theonion.com/man-binge-watches-entire-movie-in-one-sitting/

Everybody look at this Turkish comic about a little guy who loves his humongous wife

Also, I don't think most people know this: every year, *The BBC* in Northern Ireland broadcasts a 1-hour "highlight" show with colour commentary of the Orange Order parades and marching bands as if it's the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade.

Has anyone considered that the worldwide heatwave is just an angry Hell reaching out to grab Mitch to bring him home?

Saw that last night and thought, cba taking a pic - bet someone else will.

I had 4 weeks leave to use up by the end of the year. I asked for the last 4 weeks of the year off. My boss told me a senior manager had told him I wasn't allowed to take that long off in one go. That senior manager used to take 4 weeks off every summer to go surfing.

The two managers involved should both be sacked.

Instead of "wrong answers only", how about "funny answers only"?

When people say ‘don’t speak ill of the dead’, all they're saying is 'I liked that person'.

My favourite Ann Widdecombe memory is of her and her film crew lumbering after a sex worker screeching "Aren't you ashamed?!" and immediately getting hit in the face with a can of lager.

Instagram this morning was wall-to-wall far right content, so I'm not going to bother checking it again.

An account with this avatar was just blocked.

I'd say the case for Steven Pinker being a race science promoting Epstein associate is pretty conclusive now. Are any Sensibles going to call this out, or is that too much of an inconvenience given who some of his friends and fans are, e.g. bsky.app/profile/magi...

Have I Got News For You might be singularly responsible for unleashing more evil on the world than any other piece of media. people worry about computer games & films but fuck me

The Cray-1 (1975). These machines were priced between $5-8 million and custom orders. You could order them in any color.

Prime rube bait and gull fodder right here, come and get it while it's hot.

Tour de France commentator said, of one rider, "he's done more Tours than I've had hot dinners", before confirming the dude had done 11 Tours.

All lobbying of govt ministers, aides and senior officials should be publicly declared . All professional lobbyists need to be licensed and registered, transcripts of meetings need to be published with 48 hours. Also criminalise receipt/payment of political donations. No 2nd jobs for MPs.

The worst thing about the Count Binface thing is how it seems designed to appeal to the Marina Hyde Column Industrial Complex people. That peculiar British politics thing, where it's incredibly stupid and insulting but absolute arseholes keep explaining it's very clever, playing a blinder etc.

STOP INTERVIEWING RANDOM MEMBERS OF THE PUBLIC WHO ARE HANGING AROUND THE TOWN CENTRE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE AFTERNOON YOU MAY AS WELL ASK A CAT FOR HOW REFLECTIVE OF PUBLIC OPINION IT IS www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

There are happy people out there, just living their lives, completely unaware of Agile. I envy them.

Count Binface ingredients.

JOURNEY INTER-CITY (1972)

Walkie Talkies are called Talkie Walkies in France.

"Won't need to wear socks today" - me, 5 minutes before dropping a scalding hot tea bag onto my toes.

[Drop Site News] The Egyptian Relief Committee in Gaza had been organizing public screenings of World Cup matches for displaced families across Gaza. About an hour before Egypt Argentina match, Israel killed the committee’s public relations director in a strike on his vehicle.

Farage's public image as a doughty, unflappable performer was entirely the result of 30 years of non-stop cuddly, softball interviews. As soon as he's asked a question he doesn't like, we get tantrums as the thin-skinned, entitled crybaby emerges.

Just imagined the Pope shouting "to the Popemobile!", followed by a 10-minute montage of him and his dudes walking very slowly and quietly through cloisters and whatnot.

Study: Average Woman Prefers Partner Who Is Member Of ZZ Top https://theonion.com/study-average-woman-prefers-partner-who-is-member-of-zz-top/

All these people will do between now and 2029 is shout at you that Putin is coming & if you don’t want to buy more loitering munitions you’re a gay communist. the only thing you can do is not buy a moment of it. No quarter. It’s pure bullshit. Don‘t give it a second thought. They have nothing else.

Posting "actually, the US has a successful women's soccer team, actually" and sitting back waiting for the applause, plaudits and offers of sex this will get me.

Would have been cheaper to dig a big hole instead. Gravity's the same underground.

Hard luck anyone who wants the lutefisk brioche roll from Greggs this Friday.

Since apparently this isn't making it beyond UK news yet, Rockstar petitioned a British court to section an 18 year old autistic kid under the mental health act for hacking their server and leaking a short GTA 6 clip a couple of years ago. No trial, no term of sentence, just locked up in hospital.

"I must have missed 60 Minutes..."

This is why I keep saying these dorks are hateful, murderous fascists. Traditionally you are not supposed to endorse annihilating thousands of civilians, even ones you don’t like. The entire human race should be revolting against people who think like this.

Israel drops the world’s biggest non nuclear bomb on Lebanon. Corporate media is silent. The United States must hold these war criminals accountable.

If you experience this like I do, remember you’re loved and talented. It’s hard to put yourself out there and get turned down. Be kind to yourself and those who had to make the hard decisions.