Should've been more careful with those whispers.

This is who runs this account (what a player!)

Neil Young completed the lyrics to Hey Hey, My My (Into the Black) after the crazy Crazy Horse guys convinced him that Sid Vicious was in fact Johnny Rotten.

Ever wondered what's the greatest music of all time? Opinions are like a-holes.

LOL.

Richard Branson's so rich his laser eye treatment actually gave him x-ray eyes which are permanently out on stalks.

Sidcup. 64 year olds remembering when (not long ago) "It used to be all-white round here". Their parents/grandparents are/were racist as fuck. Their vehicles are as much their homes as the houses they live in. Khan "integrated" their area and made them pay for it. Radicalisation?

Springsteen on Obama's podcast. "This is why I had to do the song, man. You know what, man. Eff Ice. These are bad people, man."

Earth refused to play next to the flag of Palestine? No way, man!

literally laughed out loud

A spokesman for Young's record company said "Neil's Neil and if Neil wasn't Neil he wouldn't be the Neil we all love and cherish. Besides, we keep Neil on a long leash. He's a good boy (not a good ol' boy LOL)."

Can't wait to get my hands on this beautiful man's poignant and deeply human memoir.

Edgy song about what's going on in Westminster.

Cumberland Rush - "D'ye ken Tom Sawyer, he's a mean old lawyer..."

Didn't they used to say Bob Monkhouse was the comedian's comedian? But he just told jokes - now it seems you've got to repeat the same few words for half your set to get Rob Beckett's respect.

"Polanski in the new video mentioning a few times how people can't afford or get appointments with a dentist, spat through his absent teeth which I know for a *FACT* he knocked out with a hammer to appear more relatable to the public."

It's Disco Wednesday! And to celebrate Monsieur Macron's cool disco shades, here's something Proustian for ya!

"Terry Donovan!"

Honestly thought that was Sting.

Vicks VapoRub on the soles of my feet for this annoying post-nasal drip? They don't call me Fresh Feet Freddie for nothing!

Remember how you used to do long multiplication? Writing it down on paper, using the basic rules you'd learnt? Kids nowadays have it easy, doing it all in their mind's eye. I wish I was a kid doing this now.

Two old English prog rock fans are in the pub. One says “You’ll never believe this, man, but last week I went to a prog rock themed funeral.” The other says “Was there a wake, man?”

That's what I call self awareness!

Bon Iver fans on their way to pay homage to the remote hunting cabin in the woods of Wisconsin where Justin Vernon recorded his debut album, For Emma, Forever Ago during the winter of 2006.

Eventually responding to Mike Read's UKIP Calypso, here's one in tribute to the UK's favourite feline influencer: The Larry The Cat Calypso.

Apparently our nearest river is River Island in the shopping precinct. Next nearest is the mighty Cray which has always been my nearest real river except for a year nearest the "Wandle" (whatever *that* is).

Hello Spiceboy Tim Machine It Is What It Is Andy Bumhole A Couple Of Coots Absolutely Fabulous Mammaries Of A Free Festival Balls Keep Swinging My Little Chinese Girl (with the eyes) Under Pressure

Post a pic of the venue where you saw your first concert and the band or artist

The Housemaid starring Sidney Sweeney is a modern day version of Eric Rohmer's The Housemaid's Knee.

Not sure I've ever seen Nuts In May. Looking forward to slating it something rotten.

Commemorating Bowie Death Anniversary by playing The Associates.

...prog stew.

Now reading about neuro-linguistic programming for people with dyslexia. These fuckers can cure aphantasia, you know. I bet they can get the blind to see, too!

Not sure about the one size fits all solution but how many teachers assume/assumed all kids can visualise when teaching reading? Is/was this assumption more prevalent in the US than the UK? aphantasia.com/article/stor...

I assume grandparents and parents of my age would have told their grandchildren and children more about their old days than my grandparents and parents did about theirs.

They were 25 and 20 in 1970 FFS and neither old-looking. Like me saying Bobby Moore looked like one of my grandads' mates (not that they actually had any mates). It's like MOTD was full of old gits shuffling around with walking sticks.

"So I went on a killing spree."

I've always assumed our local pubs are full of fascists and nonces but have only stopped meeting friends in them because the drinks are now too expensive.

The new (post-70s) heavy metal. 1. TOOL - sounds like shit grunge.

Artist Unknown #frog #vintageart

How all you people with good autobiographical memories are suckers for the advertising industry, therefore how severely deficient people like me are impervious to her womanly wiles.

When Kid Creole and the Coconuts toured the UK in the early 80s they were asked to play in a charity rugby tournament. Coati Mundi, 5ft 3ins, was told to play in the front row of the scrum but he refused - "Me no prop I! Me play scrum half!"

"I'm living the single, single, single, life." "It's no wonder! Oo's gonna marry you, wearing that codpiece!"

Watching the Stanley Baxter documentary was a good way to see out the old year and bring forth the 50th Year of Punk. Though could've done without Rory Bremner giving us his "as an impressionist" bollocks as if Stanley's work was remotely in the same dull universe as Bremner's.

Just seen the Hootenanny line up.

1. How Reform voters see their party's leader. 2. How everyone else sees him.

In the last book I read before I die? Probably mankind's lord and saviour.

Paul Young "quite literally" ruined two bands. He joined Bruce Springsteen under the guise of Street Band and forced him to sing that annoying song about toast. He joined A Tribe Called Quest under the guise of Q-Tips and forced them to play rip off blue eyed soul. (One for the Gen Z-ers)