new metaphor just dropped

Doggo having a blast 😊

Xitter's community notes are working overtime calling out people trying to claim Mamdani's attempts to conserve power is socialist. This one might be my favorite.

NEW: This is too much. The DOJ accidentally emailed copies of Volume II of Jack Smith's final report to the lawyers representing a woman they charged with obstruction of justice for emailing Volume II of Jack Smith's final report. My latest: www.muellershewrote.com/p/doj-accide...

This whole thing is a little on the nose

Awesome 🤣🤣🤣🤣

It’s not a family photo without the pets 💕💕💕💕

Pixar make this buddy movie

I’m actually more concerned about this posting than anything else Trump posted recently. When a power mad narcissist feels he is not appreciated, this is what he turns his anger towards the citizenry and burns everything down.

Happy 100TH BIRTHDAY to the king Mel Brooks, who wore a fake extra finger to his handprint ceremony🥳🎂🥳

By far the most important takeaway from Scotland at the World Cup is not our poor performance but the worldwide cultural impact of the Tartan Army. Indeed, to see the English-created tropes and stereotypes obliterated forever has been beyond joyous. So to England, WM and the BBC, GIRFUY.

I hereby declare that Rudy Giuliani be stripped of the title "America's Mayor" for multiple reasons and nominate Zohan Mamdani

Breaching what was once considered the most heavily defended airspace in the world, a Ukrainian drone flew through downtown Moscow in broad daylight.

Never forget that the trump administration wants to throw people in jail for touching water in the reflecting pool but allowed an ICE agent to walk free after he murdered a woman in broad daylight on camera and called her a "fucking bitch."

A team of American and Canadian researchers has developed a battery that can be used in cars and power tools using hemp fiber. They processed it into carbon nanosheets, which they used to build supercapacitors comparable to or better than graphene. Original post

These geniuses don’t seem to realize passports are for American citizens, when they LEAVE the country 🤦🏼

33% of the World's population does not have access to clean drinking water. Eff the data centers.

Not just dead last in Presidential rankings, but a truly loathsome "human" being in his own right & the worst thing that ever happened to this country. Someone should post this on "Truth" Social or Fox "News" so he would actually see it. #Embarrassment_In_Chief

For criticizing him, Trump opened an investigation into me for “treason.” He doesn’t scare me. I’ve decided to call out his corruption louder than ever. See you at the movies, Mr. President. No need to buy a ticket. We’re making this free for everyone.

Himes: Every Republican knows that they just spent the last 11 years pounding on Obama’s Iran nuclear deal, which succeeded. They know that they cannot put themselves in a position of having to answer for what they’ve been saying for the last 11 years, given the way Trump has surrendered to Iran.

Phang: I have standing to be able to get Todd Blanche to comply with Judge Sullivan’s order, which is now telling him that on or before July 2nd, he either has to put up or shut up. He either has to bring forth unredacted files or show cause as to why he should not or cannot do so.

check it out ✌🏽🎶 🖤 www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...

Probably setup the 300-foot cut right here Perhaps cracked the fresh sealant on the Reflecting Pool as the driveway Armored limousines typically weights 10,000lb to 15,000lb(4,500kg to 7,000kg) while the police SUV 4,600lb to 5,200lb

I'm still going to enjoy the bezos-ing of elon. open.substack.com/pub/deanblun...

Voter intimidation tactics! #Pinks

I had one rule this week: no one plays on Home Court until some old friends and I get some shots up. Who’s got next? 🏀

He sent the national guard to stand watch over his algae pit. Unbelievable.

His toughest opponent yet turned out to be photosynthesis. #AlgaeGate

Shift drink: Reflecting Pool 1oz rum 1oz mezcal .75oz lime .75oz honey barspoon matcha muddled mint

This is Penny. She found the perfect stick today and is determined to retrieve it. Hasn’t moved an inch so far, but her human didn't raise a quitter. 13/10 (IG: aussies_exploregon)

Friday, June 19, Noon Pacific Time - if you are going to tune in for one match, this is the one to watch! It will be played in Seattle.

Kiddo asked for his sandwiches to be cut into triangles. He did not specify that they had to be congruent.

Any time someone tells you structural racism isn't real, share with them the work of @eddsmitty.bsky.social ⬇️

Science is amazing

See it now at your local Drive-In!

CBS Propaganda was forced to pay a fine after Stephen Colbert played an unlicensed song from Peanuts during his final show. The owner of Peanuts donated that fine to hero Chef Jose Andres’ amazing World Central Kitchen. A beautiful final fuck you from Mr. Colbert. Love it. 💙👊

FYI 👇.........

This is the effect of abortion bans on women & mothers. Post partem hemorrhage is a cause of death in women. D&C is needed to remove the remaining placenta after birth. This woman bled until she was unconscious because they didn’t perform a D&C on her. Why? B/c it is used in abortions. #pinks

A group of Knicks fans met outside MSG this afternoon and burned sage to remove the bad energy. I love this city and it's people. 💙🧡 #NewYorkForever #KnicksSky www.youtube.com/shorts/YXbhA...

They thought the best time to show his ugly face was during the anthem when no one ever boos. They thought wrong. Well done NY. Well done

During the national anthem, President Donald Trump was booed by the Game 3 crowd at MSG.

Do you know how gone you have to be to fall asleep at an NBA Finals Game????