Are we ready to talk about Michael Caine’s little Scrooge dance? Don’t tell me it’s a character choice, you can tell that’s how he dances in real life.

always loved A Christmoos Story

a new jersey-based christmas tree delivery service called Spruce Bringsteen

Oh great, after the latest update she keeps reciting copy for online casinos every seven minutes unless I pay for something called "Grandma Plus Premium"

SMASH BROS ANNOUNCER: ED AND LORRAINE WARREN!

james cameron every couple of years for some reason:

Joseph Gordon-Levitt is Elijah Wood’s Wario

in 2007 i had a dream about kristen bell being interviewed about her heavy drinking (?) where she responded to every question with a raucous cackle and the shout: "MAMA'S GOTTA EAT!" so i made this image about it

maybe i am going insane

Also very illustrative that they have no ideas for how to solve America's problems, and do not care to find any of those possible solutions, that don't involve violence and cruelty

"everyone is 12" theory stays winning

getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning

Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes. Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.

it snowed one time and they’re packing it in

put this old bitch to bed along with the rest of his ancient buddies, Charlie Bucket-style

the reason republicans lost yesterday is because theyre a bunch of weird freaks pushing policy that everyone hates

This guy 100% has all sorts of interesting memorabilia in his basement

Sort of telling that time and again Republicans can't conjure a single thing that a person might do in a city other than Going Out To Eat

Heartened by the return of one of the classic Trump bits, which is when he sways faintly and says "I'd like to see low IQ [person of color he saw on TV] try to pass the test that's regularly administered to me by medical professionals, the famous unbeatable Test To Determine Extent Of Brain Trauma,"

You're writing this down right? Good. As I was saying my car sucked so bad my wife left me. Yes I can spell my name for you.

Remember how Trump reposted that AI thing about magic beds that cure all sickness and how you need to get a special card for the magic bed

Podcast Host Gets Tips From Different Podcast Host

Every time a Democrat gets caught on tape saying like “Some Trump voters are racist” we have a national scandal and JD Vance demands an entirely new kind of apology and meanwhile every Republican group chat is like “Good morning fellow SS members. Who’s ready to respect Hitler today?”

They're calling it "the book that's already sitting unsold in the Costco discount pile"

An anti-ICE Puerto Rican is headlining the Super Bowl and the Republicans' golden calf just stated on the record that he's not getting into heaven, but Colin Kaepernick hasn't been in the NFL for almost a decade so I guess he's got a point

Dark Hank Hill-ass speaker

You officially live in a “show me your papers” nation, if you were wondering how far along things are now. And ICE took his unhoused friend.

it's not FOR us

put all of these freaks on an island and give em all the munitions they want - I'd give it a month before nature reclaims all of their bodies

it always blows my mind when these people act like “the left just calls everyone nazis” these days and it’s like no. we’re calling nazis nazis! there just happens to be a lot of them in and around the government these days!

wrong answer bitch

"We took freedom of speech away" should be in every campaign ad moving forward.

get these fucking freaks out of Berwyn

It's a microcosm of how weak this regime really is that it only takes this freak one mildly logical question from a friendly propaganda network for him to short circuit and go Porky Pig Mode.

So Hulk Hogan, why are you a great candidate for the Administrative Assistant position? Hulk Hogan:

"We're gonna crash some planes if you don't fund ICE."

These people are animals that are wholly unfit to sleep indoors

Many people are saying he needs to take five days of solitude once a month so his taxpayer-funded medbed can repair his fucked-up hand

@govpritzker.illinois.gov There's a vacuum of righteousness and morality in Broadview right now, and you ain't the one filling it

Every unmasked photo of an ICE agent is the most "I'm not allowed to see my kids" photo I've ever seen

Chinga La Migra

Anyone working for the offensive arm of the federal government has only two honorable choices left, and frankly it makes zero difference to me whether they quit or do the other thing

These people are inviting a great deal of retribution upon themselves and whatever it is, it won't be nearly enough

Every single goon I've ever seen at this site looks like they've been training HARD for the county fair pie-eating contest

Put this in my dossier, officers: your families hate every molecule of your beings, and they'd personally snuff the light from your eyes if they knew they could get away with it ✌️