Oh the economy is good? That means we are housing and feeding and providing healthcare for everyone right? It means we are being proper stewards of the planet right? It surely means homelessness and child labor are down right? That wage theft has been reduced and exploitation lessened?

dolly parton is the only acceptable soundtrack when you arrive at work at 6am the day after memorial day

i am going to achieve previously unrealized levels of human sloth and lethargy today

Hoes will be like "you have to save the world from darkness and rot!! youre our only hope!!!" and then charge you 400 gold for level 2 spells

the quintessential masshole experience of sitting in a backed-up lefthand lane trying to turn into a market basket 😌

SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL IS GOING TO HAPPEN

i have achieved the coveted workplace compliment of "you always have the coolest glasses"

I GET LOGGED OUT. BUT I LOG IN AGAIN

distress distress distress

napping is soooooo divine

my uterus leaves me in relative peace for 51 weeks of the year until sensing the rest of my body is in distress, then it can't resist its FOMO over missing a good house party

this site is much better when you completely ignore the discourse and say random shit

as i close out my 32nd year of life i am glad to have proven my life-long theory that aries x taurus should absolutely not date

i wish discord would lean into being a retirement home for people who used to post on internet forums and stop putting pop ups on my screen asking me to buy gamer gems for streamer style squads or whatever the hell

how do you get the depression out of your bones

i spend so much of my life being freaked out by birds in the daylight that i forget my true loathing comes in the middle of the night, when i am getting to bed way later than desired and they are taunting me with annoying songs

i am tired of having to listen to dumb assholes just because they have a lot of money

celtics sixers game 7 is a far less distressing vibe when you're playing electronic study tunes instead of the game audio

A class at my kids’ school put up little statements about the good they want to do in the world and I was over the moon about this one - then I learned they meant to say “teach people in jail” which is also good!

my hairdresser says the cluster of gray hairs popping up in my bangs looks pretty and this is why i pay her hundreds and hundreds of dollars every year

today i separately encountered two friends/former roommates on my bike ride home from work and have been glowing ever since with how nice it is to exist in space in a city i adore alongside community :)

"I need a ballroom or someone will shoot me" are you hearing yourself. You sound like a deleted scene from Clueless

Watching today and all I know is if someone eventually pulls it off there will be parties in the streets while Democrats say what a terrible tragedy it is and that's a disconnect way more people need to be paying attention to.

I'm sorry but I think it's kind of funny that we've all reached "Yeah I guess someone tried to get him again whatever"

Support your public library. Defend your public library. Slay the enemies of your public library.

we're partying down the cape all summer baybee 😎

selecting the window seat and immediately closing the shade to protect my fellow passengers from witnessing the blasphemy of human flight

no punishment great enough in this world for people who call me both "emmy" and "emily" in the same email chain

bought myself a bunch of new pens and highlighters as an end-of-semester taurus season ~treat~

republicans will yowl and piss and moan and that to my mind is all the reason to do it

a chilly tuesday night at home, reading books and watching sports 🤗

on today's 420 marathon monday it is deeply unfair and hateful that i have crippling allergies destroying my respiratory tract and a job with the only university in greater Boston that doesn't observe patriots day

inhaled so many allergens and the boys are Bad but twas a nice first game of the season at fenway park :)

imagine trading mookie betts

doing laundry on the clock is a human right

TRANSLATION GUIDE: hey - hey heyyy - i want to have sex with you heyyyyy - i want to have sex with you heyyyyyyy - i want to have sex with you heyyyyyyyyy - i want to have sex with you heyyyyyyyyyyy - i totaled your car last night

The Sneezing (2026 edition) has begun

People who suddenly feel like their transphobic “jokes” and “fairness in sports” takes are a bad look while the government forcibly detransitions people don’t get to say “oh that’s not what I meant!” You did mean it! People told you what it meant and you did it anyways!

i feel like my insides are on fire with how angry work makes me almost every day

Lot's wife

The real reason Vance thinks he knows more than the pope on Catholicism is the reason he thinks he knows more than everyone in everything: the malignant effects of Yale Law School

woke up, cleaned the kitchen, and left my house a full hour before my alarm like a goddamn psychopath

Glib comparisons aside, I do think the US side of the war on Iran is a weirdly close echo of the Russo Japanese war: an attempt to overcome domestic crises with a quick, patriotic victory that turns out to be an undercooked shambolic military disaster the enemy has long been planning for

horny for some emotional stability

Saw an ad for M&Ms today and honestly....if you don't know about M&Ms by now you are dumb as fuck

unfortunately i look extremely cute in my new $200 red sox jersey so i cannot legally return it :///

why do the red sox suck, why do we deserve this

spending $5,000 on olympics tickets and car repairs in a matter of 2 hours has me ready to drink 5,000 beers tbh

i am absolutely determined that today must be better than yesterday was