MULDER: I’m telling you boss, it’s real, and we have the proof. SCULLY: I can’t believe I’m saying this, but Mulder is telling the truth: we have captured Bigfoot. He’s in the lab right now. KASH PATEL: Is it woke? SCULLY: Director, I don’t — PATEL: Can we say it’s woke? That we caught Woke Bigfoot?

are you in the mood for snake?

If you use AI to replace my job, I'll have plenty of time to spend burning down your server farms.

I will never apologize for a post

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Posting

Morning.

LOL.... i wanted to hear JD getting booed at the Olympics and when i searched for it on YouTube i got this

Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics

This would fix me

PSA

a not insignificant number of people on Threads seem to believe the snow storm was The Government's attempt to refreeze the Leviathan, the world-eating serpent, which was getting loose (to eat the world, I assume)

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

mr fucker

The absolute accuracy of this.

I'm on S4 E8, Tunguska, and I'm obsessed with this line delivery from my beloved Krycek

Great respect for these guys but they do look like the chief researchers at the German Sanitarium for Sex Perverts

ok this joke might be a little too specific

Boston said #AEWCollision

I love the #bright colors of #fall! #BlueSkyArtShow #nature #autumn #Tennessee

Whenever I see one my mutuals hit a banger post

I'm Pearl #halloweencostume #halloween

no please I couldn't eat another bite

First atmospheric river and I have to say I'm enjoying it. No sky kayaks though? What's up with that?

Gen Z stare

Spooky bird stories. Last year's Halloween comic.

Y'all I'm pretty proud of this joke.

don’t talk to me or my son or my other son or my third hype man son who is running late ever again

*points at officer* I'M NOT TOUCHING YOU! YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING! I'M NOT TOUCHING YOU! *gets shot*

there's too much fucking shit on me

Yeah man it's Eno you might not like it at first but you have to give it a chance

MAKE GAME WALKTHROUGHS READABLE AGAIN! I'm tired of watching your stupid youtube tutorial!

Oh, you're sick? Time for my mountain medicine.... *pulls out a blister pack of sudafed*

This meme is 20 years old and I still love it

it's that time again, @roryblank.bsky.social Tee Day