Feeling so grateful for this wonderful community we have here filled with the best, funniest and most caring people I know. I love you all and hope you have the best day! Happy Thanksgiving! 🫶

Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life https://theonion.com/man-getting-high-and-eating-taco-bell-thousands-of-mile-1845721340/

Mulligan has been drinking out of the people water all afternoon and we just found out

NEW: AI “recipe slop” is overrunning search and social. Food creators say Google’s AI Overviews and glossy fake food pics are drowning out real, tested recipes — collapsing traffic and setting home cooks up for disaster, especially this Thanksgiving. Gift link: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

yeah

Everyone in US could stab Elon Musk like 1,000 times and amount of stabs wouldn’t add up to his net worth

My friend asked me if I watched The Chair Company yet. I said yeah and I said you like ITYSL and he said he’d never seen it. Said he’s never seen Detroiters and never seen Friendship. Kind of insane that Chair Company would be introduction to Tim Robinson

me: any chance i could have some of this ground? groundhog: aNy cHancE i COulD HaVE soMe OF thIs grOuNd? hell no

Thing about a bubble is when it’s about to burst you better put more air in it

"yr open mouth awaiting my harvest"

Why would any fan want to travel to US right now?

AI is extremely good

Turkey setup ready to go. Never done one like this before but it's gonna save so much fridge space not having to thaw it out.

Labubu more like Peepoopoo

Whoops, The Onion has accidentally torn apart the Detroit Lions fanbase.

Mamdani turned his haters into waiters at the table of success

Imagine if Hank Hill were cheeked up. He’d be unstoppable

Did I ever post this here

Bri: oh my god did you see Elon’s shoes? Vincent: Oh fuck. Ha ha Bri: he looks so fucking stupid. I can’t breathe Vincent: what the hell even are they? Bri: they’re camoflage with the space X logo on them Vincent: holy shit! He looks so fucking stupid. Talk later. I’ll take care of that thing

WHAT ARE THOOOOOOSEEE

One more reason not to use TurboTax

bill maher with one of the craziest flop jokes i've ever seen in my life

ICE agent and pedo Venn diagram is just a circle

Why would you say no to Muppet Knives Out?

When you just watched Fury Road and can't wait to talk about it

They had the sticker that said “on/off” reversed

sound on

POV: you are a young woman celebrating a recent academic success

YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????

They gonna collect the metal from their teeth too?

Love my coworker telling me the dollar is worthless and that’s why he buys gold because of the dollar value of gold

Curb music plays

Although many people are saying it, I do not believe our current president sucked off former president Bill Clinton on camera. I have not seen sufficient evidence that our current president gave the former president a blowie in a way that was memorialized in a photo. That's not something I believe.

could i make it any more obvious

True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer

Honkballer Ohtani van Los Angeles Dodgers voor de vierde keer MVP #sport

This might be the most damning email released thus far

Turns out Trump was the throat goat not Nancy

Frankenstein (2025)