In retrospect this had a way larger effect on me then I ever could have imagined.

She died 20 years ago that very night!

Hearing big things about Pandora

This rules. Source: www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8xYY78p/

My gentle Puck, come hither.

The library is an insane idea and if it were proposed today the public in general never let it happen.

Oh was there a sportsball today and every day for the foreseeable future?

Come to the Carnegie Library of Pittsburgh in Dormont in the next hour if you want an ass kicking

Perry South. Maywood Street. Caller said that grandpa got drunk at a function and is throwing coats at people. They can’t get him to stop.

Trump: "I want to be a good boy"

About to watch Avatar the way it was meant to be seen, on an iPhone with a cracked screen

This doesn’t sound like the Wesley R. Dingus I know

The royal family are all bloody nonce’s

My rents gone up nearly 60% in last 32 months

Billboard Alerts Drivers To Existence Of Situational Comedy Starring Stand-Up Comedian Jerry Seinfeld https://theonion.com/billboard-alerts-drivers-to-existence-of-situational-co-1819575564/

There’s too much stuff on the internet

swordfighting tactics, germany, 16th century

Shoulda used the picture of the South Side Burger King

RFK Jr.: ‘Time In Hot Cars Helps Babies To Sweat Out Toxins’ https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-time-in-hot-cars-helps-babies-to-sweat-out-toxins/

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hollywood is COOKED something like this used to cost $100,000,000 to make and i just did it for free with one prompt 😎

'I Spilled My Soda,' Report Nation's Dopes https://theonion.com/i-spilled-my-soda-report-nations-dopes-1819572671/

How to Channel Your Road Rage Into Cold, Calculating Road Revenge

@theonion.com subscription good

There’s a hot ones with Mr beast and I have to watch because I want to see him suffer

Not sure if I did or if it was my wife’s initiative but she’s told lifelong friends to unfriend her because of Trump

It’s a genocide in Gaza and Trump is a war criminal pedo

10 years ago today, Barack Obama smothered Antonin Scalia to death with his pillow. Thanks, dude!

Elon would rather go to the moon than not be a deadbeat dad

Phishing ass question

He’s back

Excuse me

Germany really knocked it out of the park with pretzels and beer.

It happened. James Van Der Beek died

Isabella Wranå won gold for curling, but should've for this video

When the staff starts talking about better pay and working conditions

No government oversight is exactly what we’re seeing

Posting this every day until we all find Jesus

some pretty controversial stuff at the Bad Bunny halftime show

Anybody wanna see my vasectomy incisions?

*Pulling my pants down after a vasectomy* Wanna know how I got these scars?

Do people still watch for god awful Super Bowl commercials?

Something wrong Hon, you've barely touched your meat and ferments.