Donald Trump doesn't want anyone else to have hair

Fall cleaning.. I have a 'open box' of one of the #ITYSL season 1 magnetic poetry sets looking for a home. Free to the first person who messages me and promises to share a pic of their creation on their fridge.

You go in, yes you do. swayzine.etsy.com

so cool to see Swayzine #ITYSL art on the wall of this amazing secret speakeasy .. for those that like old stuff!

Congressional Republicans:

Trump on Roof is givng major Richard Brecky vibes, except Ricard never talks

the single greatest hoax the devil ever played was when he tried to convince the world he wasn't bald.

running to check BlueSky when I heard some old, balding, racist, loudmouth with red headwear finally died

Going thru my CD collection from high school

best seat in the house! 😮 @garvestonreggie.bsky.social

Attn Detroiters fans, it's the Cramblin Duvet Detroit Diner menu print featuring your favorite local businesses. poster print or get it laminated & draw a dick on Smilin' Jack. swayzine.etsy.com

When it finally happens.. I'm getting sloppy steaks at Trufani's with my Dangerous Nights Crew

MAGAs when the Russian pee tape gets released

Hard to believe Jaws is 50 years old this week. Reminds me of that time I saw a shark

Wait for it... #TitanNetflix

When you're directing a porn film with a bunch of amateurs.

when it happens.. I'll gladly pay the full bill on credit card roulette. @ityslkids.bsky.social @dynamiceyebrow.bsky.social @ityslmemes.com

this is why I turn on the internet every day

did SNL just rip off I Think You Should Leave?

When you're a fckn moron and just find out that tarriffs are a tax paid by the importer, not by the exporter..

when you're a fkn dipshit with no idea how the economy works and ... oh f it, I'm too pissed off to even write a proper meme.. you know what i mean.. enjoy:

Tim Cramblin will return as Mr. Groove in #AvengersDoomsday

Please stop sending me random ITYSL memes.

Timothee Chalamet my look like a hot dog, but you're wearing a hot dog costume

I got a fever, and the only prescription is some ITYSL memes.

Wishing you all a happy Economic Boycott Day today Feb 28th.

And I wake in the morning and I step outside And I take a deep breath and I get real high and I Scream from the top of my lungs FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, THEY’RE TRYING TO MAKE IT LOOK FAKE

Thanks for all the joy you brought to so many. RiP :-(

When you awkwardly walk in on your roommate:

Anyone else feel like these two business owners might be related?

No disrespect to the Philadelphia Eagles or the Buffalo Bills, but there's only one "tush push" I care about.

When you are eliminated on the Great British Bake Off

POV: you take a date to Trufanni's 🫗 @ityslmemes.com

If she had only contacted Stable of Stars, she could have gotten one of our Brad Pitts at a much lower price point.

Dangerous Nights Crew, today is our day. Slick that hair back, gas up the white Ferrari, and order a glass of water with your steak, because we’re slopping ‘em up tonight!

I hope i get a new keyboard for xmas. this one's getting pretty worn

Patti Harrison, Biff Wiff... I know these names better than I know my own grandmother’s. Shawntay Dalon, Brandon Wardell, Zach Kanin. All great!

BREAKING: new enhanced photo of drones sighted over NJ