if someone hasn't seen Magic Mike XXL they're not a real film fan and if they don't recognize its quality they're a big phony

i'm going to smoke the weed that makes u high

season 2 is going to be ass here is my proof

dasha got dropped by gersh it's steaming on quibi is baby gronk the new rizz king? zendaya is meechee

my game design hot take is that FPS games with 2D graphics should absolutely not have headshot mechanics or anything of the sort that shit belongs solely in 3D games

bury me vertically with my head exposed so the world can see me de com pose

I deserve to be an honorary jamaican for my years of loving huge women

I have this same exactly spoon and it's my best one no cap

Faggy 2 Dope and Violent Gay

krav maga people must hate how their made up thing doesn't bear out in real MMA competition

metal gear solid pissing yourself: you a bitch shitting yourself: legendary badass

Andrew WK should play Neil Diamond in the definitive biopic

I don't fuck with Everything Everywhere All at Once because I still remember Awkwafina the rest of you are fools

finally did it, got my psychiatrist to admit it's all hopeless, i win bitch

if you don't remember "net neutrality" you're too young for me

deathloop is still $79.99 lol lmao

alien culture where threesomes are the only socially acceptable way to have sex

if you have a septum piercing and you've never sucked a dick you're stealing valor

Liberals believe in the genocide of Palestinians for the comfort and racial supremacy of Israelis. Why should I even consider them human?

in 2025 if a guy has a mustache he's a huge coward and pussy I support this inversion of tropes

when charlie kirk's widow starts dating again it's going to be funny

videogame idea: crouching to enter sneaking mode makes you move faster than usual instead of slower

I'm going to write a thesis proving that pippi longstocking is the basis and inspiration for monkey d. luffy and maybe one piece in general

I wasn't expecting weapons to be an adaptation of roald dahl's "the witches" but hey whatever man

charlie kirk debates a gun on gun control

rip hulk hogan u were so real for this

Thoughts and prayers to Charlie Kirk.

Pinball No. 4 (1977), dir. Jeff Hale, Imagination Inc.

this is how cishets look at you when you say you don't like h*rry p*tter

paul rudd to play werner herzog in biopic

vintage hit tweet jumpscare

Having consumed zero content related to GTA 6 yet I think I’m dead on

RIP Graham Greene. Every time he popped up on screen when I was a kid, my mom would excitedly point him out for being an actual Native on the screen. Able to be deadly serious and infinitely hilarious (even in smaller roles like Last of Us), he ate up the screen. Nʌki’wah brother.

gen Z guy watching a movie that made him feel two different things: Ah, this is "tonal whiplash," a terrible flaw.

my followers have been begging me for this for 10 years .

Christmas Ape Goes Hawaiian

Dick's Pussy

I'm about that freakish 90's shit

higgs from death stranding but he didn't become evil

kids today have no idea what it was like to masturbate to 90's and early 2000's pornography none of the guys were even remotely attractive nowadays I've watched porns where the guy is hotter than the girl which is crazy to me albeit a welcome change

if a zoomer heard the guitar part of 96 quite bitter beings they'd die instantly

1:09 into this movie and it's brilliant

it's absurd that there are no caveman emojis those could help convey so many of our modern notions

lord nikon watching zero cool getting arrested

depth charges are such a sucker punch cause at first you're like, oh nice free barrels

RETVRN