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Apparently those multiple reports of 20-minute phone chats with McConnell were all lies. “I was able to get a good look at his face,” the man said. “He was pale, with a blank stare, and his mouth hanging open.” www.thedailybeast.com/mitch-mcconn...

Is Mitch McConnell dead? Or is it Weekend at Bernie's?

It doesn't matter if Mitch McConnell is dead or not. Even if he is alive, he's 84 god damn years old. And he's frozen TWICE in front of cameras. The fact that these motherfuckers can literally hang onto office for 40-some years until they fucking DIE is a disgrace that we ABSOLUTELY MUST change.

Schumer should straight up claim that Mitch McConnell just called him to say he's switching parties to be a Democrat now and when the GOP calls bullshit, offer to get Mitch on the phone so they can hear it from him themselves. "Let's do it. Let's go visit him."

I really hate that "AIPAC" has become the "Soros" of the left

Parasite pictured below.

New #1 question on dementia exams: when was your last dementia exam?

Oops!

sorta feel like Haaland gets the Shaq effect a little where people foul him and it doesn’t get called because he doesn’t move and then he fouls them just a tiny little bit and they go flying

It should be a crime to conceal the death of a public official

harvey levin may be a maga piece of shit, but all dc pols are going to rue the day tmz came on scene in the capital.

Let’s see how today goes with this bitch, I did contact the property manager and I’m hoping the owner and or property manager talked to the dude who is actually renting the house.

and additionally if you simultaneously think 1) Biden had to go and 2) the next nominee has to be a white guy, both of which are now conventional wisdom, there’s some tension between those ideas

maybe it’s true maybe it isn’t but some people are representing ironclad confidence about it for fairly obviously motivated reasons and imo that confidence is not and cannot be justified

I do kinda think the notion that Biden was drawing dead in the counterfactual where the party doesn’t knife him has been agreed to by acclaim more than it has been argued

The fact that ‘settlers’ can detain foreign dignitaries would be the sign of a failed state except if the settlers are the state

I think the reference here is not the US' losing effort in Vietnam, but how the Chilean and Argentine dictatorships would throw suspected dissidents out of helicopters and airplanes so their remains would never be found. "Helicopter rides" is one of their favorite memes, here's a GOP rep using it.

Even Republicans are telling Trump to shove it with his election fraud idiocy www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...

Worth reading the whole thing. Kelly didn't try hide his contempt.

Not the prettiest looking yet so yummy

Don’t think this is the public statement the US is asking for….

It's not a rumor, it's true. That's what I hear

Preparing it for sale.

Floridians will end up paying in worse ways.

The most straightforward way for Iran to be given the Straight with no fight would be for JD "Juiceless" Vance to be the President.

He seems really freaked out about this. Anyway I wonder what's on tv?

Mamdani wants to make it easier for consumers to cancel gym memberships and magazine subscriptions…so, just like Trump’s authoritarian overreach.

wonder if there is an Iranian version of Barak Ravid or its just that they leak to Barak Ravid too

very good that the president is paranoid tweeting at 11pm

interesting! i don't like that. www.courier-journal.com/story/news/p...

I mean, come on, folks. Those nice legitimate businessmen on the waterfront don't ask for money and threaten to throw a brick through your store windows if you don't pay them. They ask for money to stop someone else from throwing a brick through your window.

I'm dying holy shit

You can never know what candidate might disappoint you with bad behavior. They might wear a suit and tie. They might just have a mustache and a Nazi tattoo. It's random chance really.

Never forget what they took from us

A thing that stood out to me RE Platner is that he was constantly blaming his behavior on drinking but never indicated that he had stopped drinking

Trump's tantrum, Platner's implosion, and McConnell's non-legacy The new PN Pod with @paulwaldman.bsky.social is live:

Trump’s meltdown, Platner’s collapse, and McConnell’s fading legacy. The latest PN Pod episode with @paulwaldman.bsky.social is now live:

For all of you saying "move on from Platner." No. He's still in the race, officially. And no, you don't get to spend weeks and weeks telling me he was awesome and then declare "bygones" when it blows up in your face, as I kinda warned you it might.

Husband: can you make a pig pickin’ cake, pls! Me: preheats the oven, sits down and forgets about it🤣🤣

It is not a crime in America to touch the Reflecting Pool People have been doing it for decades If Davey Hearn can be charged for that…any American can be charged for anything We @democracydefendersfund.org & WLG are not going to stand for it @cnn.com👇

Cyclosporiasis, the parasite causing the current explosive diarrhea outbreak, is at a level 20x higher than its yearly average. This comes just 1 year after the Trump admin removed a cyclospora tracking mandate from the 'Foodborne Disease Active Surveillance Network.'

Oh wow I can't believe it

Interesting what crowd picked him up again. #PodBros

Good to see this getting attention, but it's unbelievable that after 18 months of lying, journalists still treat government officials as truth-tellers who have to be rebutted instead of lairs who have to prove their cases in the first place.

We can definitely add the Take Care Clause to the pile of things in the Constitution that John Roberts doesn't think are real.

Cops are great They're also like a box of chocolates: they'll kill your dog

All 3 men inside of the van with Lorenzo Salgado Araujo “‘reiterated that there were never any ICE agents in front of the van…They came in and started shooting from the sides.’” www.washingtonpost.com/immigration/...

THIS