This evening's thought to ponder from Maggies Farm

made a holy pilgrimage this evening

Nipped to Curries in my Tesco uniform, a customer asked me for help buying a dishwasher and she was fit so I did and when she'd chosen one I asked her for a date and now we have three children, the same dishwasher, and NONE of them can load it.

just saw one of the most bizarre buildings i’ve ever encountered in my life in williamsburg

We'll go where the winds tell us to go.

congratulations to williamsburg brooklyn for inventing the worst form of bar trivia ever

accidentally introduced a bug to the game where all the text got replaced with "you"

You're not ready for the name of the energy transition specialist at Heat Pump Association UK

just saw a video that was like "WHY ARE VIDEO GAMES SO EXPENSIVE NOW??!??" and it had an NES with "$149" written on it and a switch 2 with "$499" $149 in 1985 dollars is $459 now they've always been expensive, man, you just weren't the one buying them as a kid.

my supermarket is weirdly chic for being in the middle of what is basically a suburb. its like 70% an actual supermarket and then 30% juice bar, pizzeria, buffet, sushi stop and grill. Why. also the juice/smoothie menu is written in Edo SZ, which is the Yakuza font

A little bit of animation I put together tonight, a shot from a longer sequence involving an N&W Pacific and a C&O Mountain racing - Wait! What gives, the C&O got there first!? #trainart #digitalart #railroadart #steamlocomotive #animation #train

all of my posts are made from this device

A touching tribute to Mike F

one problem with learning is it will make you so angry at how stupid everything is

rpg villain: BEHOLD!! MY ULTIMATE BEAST!!! tired wolf: h-hello rpg villain: DIRE, not TIRED. I SAID BE A >>DIRE<< WOLF tired wolf: but i'm tired..

one of the funniest things thats been happening to me more and more recently (i promise promise i post this with love its just very funny)

We’re entering the age of AI slop that people believe en masse. This post is 100% fake and probably AI generated. All made up. Yet massive number of upvotes, views and shares. Journalist @caseynewton.bsky.social got in touch with the “whistleblower.” The guy faked all “evidence” with AI…

Our new EP Eyeball lands Jan. 15th everywhere. Includes Eyeball, The Glamour of Rock, Peggy Guggenheim and Eyeball remix by the Elegant Too. This blast from the present is a warm up round for the all new, all banger LP coming in early spring. Watch this space! #eyeball

if i was a dasher and i had to pick up a chili's order, which is ostensibly a sit-down establishment, i'd steal it too

That’ll teach him.

Popular MOBA League of Legends was briefly unplayable over the past 24 hours, as the digital licence for the game expired. https://bit.ly/44V4ZJN

So tired of FURRIES taking over the WORKFORCE why did my gynecologist just tell me i'm going through "Men uh, Paws" stay in IT where you freaks BELONG!!! !! ! !

This Christmas I've cooked, cleaned and run around after our entire extended family. My other half has done fuck all, except sit and complete a very tricky 1000 piece jigsaw. Unfortunately when they get to the end, they'll find it's now a 999 piece jigsaw. I ate a piece in spite

I have sm stevesare art than any other btb ship.. gulps #bigtopburger #stevesare

Date: How'd you lose your finger? (Flashback to drunk me trying to get the Kirby amiibo I dropped into the garbage disposal) Me: I'm in the Yakuza.

That’ll teach junk food companies for taking up precious space in the gambling advert break

Guys now that hitler invaded Poland he will surely be impeached.

Rough vibes on this website today, likely because people feel Hopeless and Helpless Because Can't Stop It and No One Who Is Supposed To Is Trying To So Now We're Fighting Each Other™. I recommend activities such as book, or potentially instrument if you like instrument, or even do talk on phone.

magical

this exact frame is straight up blasting my computer, I'm on attempt 20-something now and it just cannot fathom two dudes standing there

in 2007, steve jobs promised an all-in-one device that would serve as a cell phone, an ipod, and an internet device. what he introduced next was the Mac Pack: a 135-pound backpack with a pull-over steel dome housing a computer monitor, a 14-foot aerial antenna, and a 900-foot retractable power cable

Deltarune if Tony Fox knew what he was doing

today in wikipedia sentences that are alarming if you don't know which article they're from:

this random shakespeare appearance might beat my previous favorite, "yo mama joke"

woah plot twist

there's really no way to be sure

they ought to make another swagged out bus like this but low floor

during the filming of heat (1995), al pacino made the inspired improvisational decision to portray his character as not knowing what cum is

the eternal struggle