Batman Returns was clearly ahead of its time.

Dunno who this person is ahead of me at a red light, but I want to be friends.

I feel like I'm going to get a lot of use out of this Pluribus screencap

The #1 Movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go. Fucking inshallah.

Early Access and the way they managed their community across all their updates helped humanize that team in ways that only helped Baldur’s Gate 3, weird for the studio to be so willing to throw all that goodwill away.

Same way I found out about Epstein

It's always fun when the teens and tweens make a seemingly nonsensical thing vault into the public consciousness and force twentysomethings to realize they're only going to keep getting older.

I wish I could get this excited about anything anymore. This man is a delight.

Cars were a mistake.

Again, apologizing to all videogame environment artists who knocked up satirical posters for their games, I should not have rolled my eyes, yes, even you Cyberpunk billboard team, I am sorry

pals you gotta quit spotify

Fuck.

Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨

not sure when the change happened, but I feel like no one says “crap” anymore. we used to be a real country.

Society is a construct. You can just ask someone to do a ska cover of Faith of the Heart and they'll say "$300 please" and you give it to them and then you have it. Everyone, give @skatunenetwork.bsky.social your money. They deserve it.

We have a couple people coming to dinner that I’ve never met, and my mom said this morning she’ll let me handle introducing myself so I can use whatever name I want. So… progress I guess?

Rose throwing the diamond into the ocean at the end of Titanic is not a symbolic gesture of love. It's a metaphor for how old people hoard the wealth for themselves instead of letting young people have some

It’s wild that Vince Gilligan said he wasn’t thinking about AI when creating Pluribus, because the parallels are absolutely uncanny.

Today in “fuck human beings” ads in San Francisco

@hiitseggs.bsky.social I was just catching up on @danryckert.com’s squid games stream and started freaking out when I saw you! @giantbomb.bsky.social get Eggs on the Dumptruck after Chibidoki 😃

At almost 40, I have finally learned to handle tank controls well enough to play Resident Evil for the first time. Already beat a giant snake. This game’s pretty cool. I hope they made more of these.

Seriously. I'm judging your fucking ass forever if you keep playing the NYT games after today. The last **decade** of everyone's lives could have played out completely differently if a few people in charge at the New York Times hadn't buried the emails they've had.

This week in “fuck human beings” ads in San Francisco: human beings are slovenly and irresponsible, require things like days off, and have “mental health.”

I can’t stop thinking about Pluribus. I don’t think I’ve ever seen such a strong start to a series.

"We can't reform the Dems, we need a new party" is the political equivalent of "we can't fix climate change on earth, we need to colonize Mars" in that however hard the former is, the latter is *way* harder and you'll just need the D voter base so you wind up with the Schmemocrats, anyway

agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish

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The framing of this is hilarious: Democrats deeply worried about the repercussions of a victory www.msnbc.com/msnbc/news/m...

One director, four bangers

damn what makes people want to have babies? is it more fascism let’s try that

My kid brought home a book about Sora users

alexa, welcome to the resistance

there is still no better time than now than to cancel your washington post subscriptions if you for some reason still have one

Respectfully disagree: 1) in fact it is unusual for a democracy w/ this level of GDP to turn authoritarian & so quickly; 2) the weakness of both institutions (congress & courts) and individuals (Schumer etc) is shocking. Would take less than 10 people in congress or 2 SC justices to stop all this.

you could write an entire book about this post and I will for the right price

he was a champion of free speech and if you disagree youre under arrest

People need to calm down with the conspiracy theories, here’s Trump today at his Virginia golf club with MAGA radio host John Fredericks

Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival

this has been fucking with me since it was posted i hate how perfect the peter griffin voice is used here www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jz9W...

Allow me to share one of my favorite tumblr polls of all time

This is already my pick. Desperately want a Descent remake/remaster.

Me, an intellectual TNG fan: “ugh, the amount they aged up recent-newborn Molly O’Brien for ‘Rascals’ strains credulity past its breaking point” My 7yo, a chill dude: “wow, it’s really impressive how well that baby can talk”

If the Democratic Party was a soccer team, they’d kick the ball into their own net because it’s more attainable and tell everyone it’s a good compromise

People pointing out that "Trump started it" are missing the point. Millions of young Americans judge the real and immediate impacts to their lives. A ban didn't happen during Trump. A Dem administration did, a direct impact on many young American's lives. And now Trump may bring it back.

Joe Biden generational levels of stepping on his own dick