My Broadway brainrot means I can only hear this in the voice of Andrew Rannells as Whizzer from Falsettos “hepatitas hepatitas?”

Im begging the NYT to spend time talking to people who actually teach and work at universities. Especially ones that don't have billion dollar endowments. My issues are AI use, crumbling infrastructure, vanishing staff, unfunded state mandates, a customer service model of education...

Inside of me there are two lions. Both have anxiety.

CHOTINER: So You created us right GOD: Yes CHOTINER: In Your image GOD: Yes CHOTINER: And sometimes we do bad things GOD: Oh Yes CHOTINER: And then you send plagues and floods GOD: OK I think I see where you are going with this

We need to educate the world about ASD and the ways neurodiversity adds to the lives of everyone. Looking for a “cure” and looking for a “cause” both miss the real science and the real history and the real legacy of all of us … neuronormal, autistic, ADHD, & other beautiful brains.

I'm just leaving the rapture decorations up for the next one.

YouTube removed a channel that was dedicated to posting AI-generated videos of women being shot in the head following 404 Media’s request for comment. The videos were clearly generated with Google’s new AI video generator tool. 🔗 www.404media.co/ai-generated...

Theory: None of the people Chotiner interviews has ever experienced a consequence in their adult life so they don't have the awareness to turn his interview requests down

Missing this guy today

imagine if a family of beavers randomly showed up right now and finished whatever thing you've been putting off

The climate crisis isn’t just about carbon. It’s about democracy, power, and whose lives are treated as expendable Read my op ed: The Climate Crisis Has Blind Spots. We’re Here to Expose Them. And learn more in A People’s Climate, @counterstream.bsky.social's new podcast with @thenation.com🎙️

"The AI model appears intelligent only because thousands of humans have already evaluated and shaped its outputs ... Their labor produces the value that makes AI systems profitable, yet the “intelligence” is attributed not to workers but to the machine itself." antipodeonline.org/2025/07/30/f...

Shana tovah to my Jewish friends and good luck in tomorrow’s Rapture to my Christian ones

Autistic people deserve much better, my latest www.nytimes.com/2025/09/22/o...

ACOG reaffirms that acetaminophen is safe for managing pain and fever during pregnancy. No reputable studies support suggestions like those in HHS’s recent announcement linking acetaminophen use in pregnancy to autism; in fact, high-quality studies show no such risk. https://bit.ly/47Wxc59

The @washingtonpost.com story on Tylenol & autism leaves out a MAJOR 2.5M sibling-controlled study of children in Denmark, which "found no evidence that acetaminophen use during pregnancy was associated with children’s risk of autism, ADHD or intellectual disability." jamanetwork.com/journals/jam...

this exists it is called thinking

“You used to be able to say anything” comedians never been more quiet in their lives

The people most afraid of dying have never really lived.

Jimmy Fallon as the last late-night host standing is truly the kind of dire shit you hope the graphic novel memoirs don't leave out in 30 years

What is the point of extending your life if this is how you are spending jt?

Yes. GO TO THERAPY.

Snail's pace indeed

This poster for a peace conference gave me chills

"Healthy debate" = when I criticize you "Cancel culture" = when you criticize me

National political reporters: consult your gaming desk. You likely have a massively blind spot — this isn’t a dig at anyone, because I have this blind spot too b/c I’m not a gamer and am trying to adjust for it in real time — covering this very important moment if u don’t game & don’t know the memes

I don’t want to say I’m better than you, but…. (Check your alt text score at cred.blue/alt-text)

The Onion's post 9/11 issue may have been -- just for degree of difficulty alone -- the greatest comic writing of my lifetime.

For everyone saying political violence has no place in this country… Remember two Democratic legislators were shot in Minnesota just this year. And America shrugged and moved on.

Settings > Content and Media

Also just a friendly PSA that you are under no obligation to watch videos of horrific or gruesome events just because they appear in your feed. Sharing this because I'm familiar with the feeling of watching something without really thinking about it and then immediately regretting it.

Disable autoplay in your settings bc that was really fucked up and not something I needed or wanted to see

The problem with allowing guns everywhere is that no one is safe anywhere.

This should go without saying, but if I see you on my timeline celebrating political violence, I’m blocking you immediately.

Exactly. The course doesn’t meet a student’s expectations? That’s what the add/drop period is for.

Age verification? The first time I saw The Simpsons was on The Tracey Ullman Show.

Calling all Vietnamese friends: is there something like this, but for pho?

Saw the new cast of Hadestown last night and I have been able to think of nothing else for the last 24h. Their chemistry was amazing. Jack Wolfe has such a clear pure voice it seems otherworldly. Rebecca Naomi Jones was born to play Persephone. Kurt Elling owned the audience from the first note.

in all the haughty debate about twitter vs bluesky, the thing that is most clearly true is that twitter is juicing the system toward a certain type of post and ideology, and bluesky is not

I have many interests & am also easily fascinated by new things, so at any given moment, I could really be thinking about anything... but there is always a decent possibility I am once again thinking about this redditor who was amazed that Sweeney Todd was just a guy. www.reddit.com/r/Broadway/c...

"Don't just say this is about thoughts and prayers right now. These kids were literally praying. It was the first week of school. They were in a church." - Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey

Are vaccines safe? Let's ask this guy who sounds like a dying refrigerator compressor

Schools Theaters Concerts Malls Churches Synagogues Mosques Parks Nightclubs Offices Festivals Stores Military Bases Bars Post Offices Yoga Studios Super Bowl parades Nowhere is safe from the scourge of gun violence in America. You can't tell me we must simply accept it.

I’ll never forget the heartbreak of going to bed grieving for El Paso and waking up to news that nine people were killed & 27 others were injured in Dayton. Time and time again, our communities are faced with the pain of gun violence. We owe it to all victims and survivors to end this crisis.

If something happened to be daughter and in response I was told that she is now "with the person who loved her the most," you could not hold me legally liable for what I would do next.

I am heartbroken and furious over the shooting at Annunciation Catholic School in Minneapolis. Kids should be learning, laughing, making friends — not running for their lives on the very first week of school. How many more children will live this nightmare before our elected leaders do something?

The Gaza Famine is the world’s famine. A preventable, predictable famine. Enough. Ceasefire. Open all crossings, north and south. Let us get food in, unimpeded and at massive scale.

Feeling depressed after dropping your kid off at college? Here’s a simple hack to take your mind off it – have your car get stolen!