Kahula packed by 1:00, never change, Sturbridge

another day going to the website where I go to post “holy shit!!!” after an incredible TD catch, and reading about how the most powerful people on earth have perpetrated the worst crimes imaginable with no repercussions, all before finishing my coffee. this is probably good for my mental health

TBT to when 2 checked bags was just part of the deal and I could throw in a guitar in case I got the urge to slappah da bass at the folks’ house if the urge hit

TSA should just go all in on never having a consistent anything and have a Wheel of Fortune with all the clothes and stuff you may have to take off or out

Really the Colts are paying homage to the Manning Colts by posting rockstar fantasy stats every week Sept-Thanksgiving and saving their worst football for when it matters the most

We dropped the pup off at the doggie hotel for the first time ever today and I was kind of surprised it only took like 20 minutes before I was like “huh. I kind of miss the little fucker”

Americans having to bootleg broadcast news about our government’s offshored concentration camp is a level of fascism that immediately precedes democratic societies dropping leaflets on us from weather balloons.

Goooooood. Feel the hate flow through you

Imagine earning as much generational good will with a truly die hard fanbase as the KANSAS CITY CHIEFS, and then deciding to douse it in kerosene and light it all on fire because…….what’s the reason here again?

In the “Don’t Take This Shit For Granted” department: Out running an errand and Nashville sports radio and they are informing me that yesterday was the Titans first home win since……..last year’s Patriots game

In what is objectively a truly cursed sentence, my ticket to the fantasy finals depends on 48 year old Phillip Rivers feeding Jonathan Taylor and Tyler Warren enough to make up 15 points *and* outscore Brock Purdy

What if Mike and Josh McDaniels are dead set on keeping Stefon Diggs healthy and they have a whole separate plan to unleash him in the playoffs, like an FPS where you save all the ammo for the best gun for the final boss

Did You Know (via ESPN Research): WR Kyle Williams has 3 receiving TDs of 30-plus yards this season, becoming the first player to total that amount since Chris Hogan in 2016. The last Patriots player with more was Randy Moss (4, 2009).

I don't want to give this clicks, but there is a big push from the right to heighten policing and punishment in K-12 schools at the same time as they impose censorship and push RW indoctrination there and as they heighten surveillance and militarize local policing.

I am growing invested in Drake winning MVP to a degree that I don’t think is healthy for me or anyone around me

I have just discovered that Outlook has the option to set your default email settings to High Importance and frankly anyone who would do that does not deserve that kind of power

We passed an incredible milestone in the Sports Shouting shows today folks: A blog boy has admitted that Drake Maye’s season *might* be more impressive than Justin Herbert

If you’re not convinced yet, zoomers on YouTube crushing covers of Load and Reload era Metallica should convince you we’re washed

I know it's an inexact sport. Penalties happen on every play. Games of brute force and technical readings of rules are silly. It's not why we watch. But if you have a thing that's called "pass interference" and you do not apply it to this situation you have erred.

I just saw on instagram of all things, Kyle Williams blocking like a baller on Rhamondre’s touchdown run. That’s fucking cool. He’s not had a good season for a top-100 pick. But he’s doing work

My brother said that last drive felt like vintage Pats and I never thought I would say those words again but with 30 minutes of hindsight: I would have to agree

Patriots Frank Turner 🤝 We can do better Because we’re not dead yet

She said you really hate the Ravens huh Me after the Rhamondre 1st down:

Rhamondre’s like your old friend who doesn’t get out much anymore. But when he does, there’s a mysterious tray of Jameson shots that shows up and you know immediately “you motorboatin’ son of a bitch!”

Stefon Diggs said BIG. BOY. FOOTBALL.

Time for big boy football @patriotsnfl.bsky.social

ROFL Drake finally got his first 300 yard game of the season, put that in your pipe MVP voters

I apologize Kyle Williams, I didn’t realize you had already prioritized this assignment as your current action item. Thx

CC: @ Patriots Offense

Mike Vrabel seeing Derrick Henry do this to his team now

Mentally I am here

A lot of people don’t know this but the Limp Bizkit song Counterfeit was actually written about that special teams fake the Patriots just attempted

Christian Gonzalez has been involved in a disturbing amount of tackles tonight

Rhamondre’s like your old friend who doesn’t get out much anymore. But when he does, there’s a mysterious tray of Jameson shots that shows up and you know immediately “you motorboatin’ son of a bitch!”

3 and out in under a minute, our offensive efficiency is truly only rivaled by the Browns

HALFTIME!

Flowers kind of has Gonzalez in hell right now. Not an ideal matchup for him.

Drake’s not been perfect or anything tonight but we keep putting him the CJ Stroud situation of “so. It’s 3rd and 16”

Someone needs to just change the time on Stefon Diggs’ watch so he thinks he’s playing prime time Sunday Night Football every week

Starting to get concerned that the league has us figured out and if TreVeyon is on the field he’s a tell we ain’t running up the gut if our life depended on it

We needed a big play from the D and what better to lift our spirits than a Falcon Punch

Drake: Drake ‘Drake Maye’ Maye HAS no limits. Alfred: but you do, sir Drake: well, can’t afford to know ‘em!

Someone needs to just change the time on Stefon Diggs’ watch so he thinks he’s playing prime time Sunday Night Football every week

I respect the strategic change from letting everyone score on their first drive to letting everyone score on the first drive with maximum efficiency, thus giving the Patriots more time to score touchdowns

Sunday Night Football, AFC supremacy on the line

DPI calls have always been a wild card but OPI is 100% this year’s edition of when they were flagging every defender for Initiating Contact With The Helmet, and players were like “well my helmet is on my head, which is still attached to my shoulders, so”

Weirdly nervous about this game even though there’s zero reason to not teabag the Ravens by the 3rd quarter? The ol’ gotta-get-the-1-seed shakes are all the way back

Under my reign, touchdown review will be conducted by a class of 3rd graders. If they agree it is a touchdown, it shall be a touchdown. Then they all get a pizza party

Neighbors we don’t even know knocking on our door with a basket full of home baked Christmas goodies? Is this what life in the 50s was like??

Have a day Ashton Jeanty 🫠