Many of you would cast a glance at this “Elvira,” with her shock of messy black hair and tattered dress, and dismiss her as some dirty hag. But those who dare look longer might find that she has a certain allure. And I do dare!

i need to move to a country that is experiencing mass religious psychosis, violent civil rights erosion, and a hyperconsolidation of economic and political power among the moneyed elite. But I ALSO need it to be opposed in name only by a coalition of feckless aristocrats. Does anyone know of one?

*Swamp Izzo voice* GLUP SHITTO

Got fired from my job for saying that Samantha on Bewitched didn’t really wiggle her nose, she was just kind of twitching her mouth back and forth.

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."

In a massive get for insanely awkward people everywhere, disco elysium has been mentioned on only connect.

Person in front of me on a flight to Ireland heard one of the attendants asking for rubbish, then made a note called “Europe Trip” and wrote “rubbish = trash”

Max Headroom is Mac Tonight’s alter ego

I don’t think anyone is prepared for what they just did w/ ICE. This is not a simple budget increase. It is an explosion - making ICE bigger than the FBI, US Bureau of Prisons, DEA,& others combined. It is setting up to make what’s happening now look like child’s play. And people are disappearing.

this is the most one-sided two-option poll i can remember seeing. you could probably get 10 percent of americans to respond that installing your air conditioner backwards so that cold air blows outside will fix the environment

It rocks that where my dad watched 2 hour ww2 documentaries I will be watching 6 hour Ultima YT retrospective videos

RIP to Brian Wilson, who gave us many perfect albums but also the perfect interview

ME: yeah could i get the impossible burger with cheese. THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity ME: you want anything VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import

Still thinking about this

Playing The Hundred Line, and this is all I can see when I look at Takumi’s jacket #100Line

doctor: well mr. yoda, we fixed the language center of your brain. you should talk totally normal now yoda: thanks dude

Was thinking that tv makers could make a few extra dollars by making the mute button a subscription service so you have to listen to the ads. If you’d like to kill me, my address is

now this is the kinda shit im talkin about. saguaro cactus. hell yeah. these bad boys can sequester the carbon equivalent of 40 gallons of gas, not releasing carbon back into the atmosphere during decomposition but interacting with the soil to create the mineral calcium carbonate(just a fuckin rock)

Once in a while that thing that surfaces one of your ten year old photos serves up a heater

Leaned over to @talkinghenry.bsky.social at a screening of Wild at Heart during the scene where Nic Cage is smoking two cigs and said “It’s a big country.” Folks, I’m happy to report that he got it.

this is how the american economy is going to work for AT LEAST two entire years

I like in The Pitt when a character is occasionally forced to look directly at the camera and say some shit like “According to recent studies assaults on healthcare workers are up 20% year over year on average”

Thinking about Sammo Hung’s old American tv show from the 90s.

Enter the Gungeon 2

What’s the point of having a honda if you can’t show it off?

(living in a country where the most successful people are obscenely rich and shameless perverts and psychopaths) Time to teach my children to be honest and study hard in school

Make leaf blowers illegal

That new Pixar show is real good, just the right amount of heart rending emotional trauma

You either die a bachelor or live long enough to see yourself become the divorced dad

Gorpcore themed wedding where the groom is spending like 5 minutes searching all the pockets and flaps of his ACRONYM jacket for the ring.

Had a dream today where I imagined there was a Metroid branded quartz watch that came out with the NES game that could be used to control some kind of ufo crane minigame that had clearly been added on to help sell the watch. Thanks for following.

In the UK they call it U Wotaburger

It’s tough when something like the Friendship trailer drops because you have to cope with fact you’ve been 100% clocked by a marketing team that knows who you are and what you like, but you’re also still excited despite that. youtu.be/cmSPwZIZu6Y?...

Must be nice being a comedian in the UK, always a panel show, quiz show, or travel documentary you can jump on. It’s like UBI for UCB.

the wheel of fortune in balatro is possibly the best evidence available (outside of actual gambling) that our brains did not evolve to comprehend probability

Am happy to report I filled out my journal every day last year. I recommend journaling. Thank you.

Lol at an RTJ song in a Turbotax ad

I’m 100% certain you can safely remove the ‘probably’ from this headline

Was walking around with a Dune book the other day and had no less than three strangers tell me they didn’t like the movie and found it confusing. I am now sadly tasked with relaying this information to my two fathers, Frank Herbert and Denis Villeneuve.

On book 5 of Dune and we’re definitely starting to go off the rails

Ah, no more TikTok to entertain myself with, guess I’ll just fire up Marvel Snap instead!

Wow, never thought I’d see Chris Elliot being dead serious in a Michael Mann movie

A little peek into my personal library. Always impressed such a little shelf can support so many heavy ideas.

Media literacy lesson for all my baby followers: If the bed time story features someone who’s very sleepy and ready to go to bed, that’s you.

Footage of me watching Nosferatu: