THEY'VE PUT ME ON THE POCKETSTATION COOP. I'M BEING RENDERED IN A 32 BY 32 GRID OF MONOCHROME PIXELS. THE BOYS BACK AT QUANTICO SAID THEY'RE GOING TO RELOCATE ME TO A "DOKO DEMO ISSYO" UNTIL THEY CAN GET THIS STRAIGHTENED OUT.

Year in review for my music/movies/books: An enjoyably pretentious way for me to inflict my great taste on everyone else. Year in Review for virtually anything else: An unflinching monument to the incalculable amount of my life that I have wasted.

Did the math and the most expensive way to get diabetes would be by only eating candy via Sweetwater.

Considering becoming a Reddit guy who just replies to people’s problems with “user error” or “skill issue”

If you make a billion dollars — or $500 million or even $100 million dollars — and you keep trying to make more, then there is something seriously wrong with you. It's a mental illness akin to hoarding or drug addiction.

Who care

You gotta give it to comedy indie wrestlers, very few people are willing to risk spinal injury/paralysis to dress up in a bunch of aluminum foil and bill themselves as Hobocop. That’s dedication to the bit.

BlazGreen X Marvel Toke-on: Clash of Smokers

Having a toddler has truly made me understand what it’s like to be a party member following Ichiban in Like a Dragon

Demi overheard a British woman in Japan. From bigsofttitty.png ep 352 - I crave release

SAM ELLIOT [leaning on a ranch fence, looking off into the horizon] Used to be just salads that were chopped, now it’s me. Unc too.

MTV cancels Ridiculousness that's been going on too long? You hear that Donald Trump?

A lot of people are talking about Guillermo del Toro’s Frankenstein, but this is the only ‘Modern Prometheus’ I’m interested in:

Mise-en-scène? Okay Jar Jar

TGIMcScratchy’s but it’s Dropkick Murphys playing St. Patrick’s day in Boston

My theory on Sean Penn in One Battle After Another is that he went method (took every right wing grifter’s supplements at once and woke up months later with no recollection of this role)

Many of you would cast a glance at this “Elvira,” with her shock of messy black hair and tattered dress, and dismiss her as some dirty hag. But those who dare look longer might find that she has a certain allure. And I do dare!

i need to move to a country that is experiencing mass religious psychosis, violent civil rights erosion, and a hyperconsolidation of economic and political power among the moneyed elite. But I ALSO need it to be opposed in name only by a coalition of feckless aristocrats. Does anyone know of one?

*Swamp Izzo voice* GLUP SHITTO

Got fired from my job for saying that Samantha on Bewitched didn’t really wiggle her nose, she was just kind of twitching her mouth back and forth.

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."

In a massive get for insanely awkward people everywhere, disco elysium has been mentioned on only connect.

Person in front of me on a flight to Ireland heard one of the attendants asking for rubbish, then made a note called “Europe Trip” and wrote “rubbish = trash”

Max Headroom is Mac Tonight’s alter ego

I don’t think anyone is prepared for what they just did w/ ICE. This is not a simple budget increase. It is an explosion - making ICE bigger than the FBI, US Bureau of Prisons, DEA,& others combined. It is setting up to make what’s happening now look like child’s play. And people are disappearing.

this is the most one-sided two-option poll i can remember seeing. you could probably get 10 percent of americans to respond that installing your air conditioner backwards so that cold air blows outside will fix the environment

It rocks that where my dad watched 2 hour ww2 documentaries I will be watching 6 hour Ultima YT retrospective videos

RIP to Brian Wilson, who gave us many perfect albums but also the perfect interview

ME: yeah could i get the impossible burger with cheese. THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity ME: you want anything VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import

Still thinking about this

Playing The Hundred Line, and this is all I can see when I look at Takumi’s jacket #100Line

doctor: well mr. yoda, we fixed the language center of your brain. you should talk totally normal now yoda: thanks dude

Was thinking that tv makers could make a few extra dollars by making the mute button a subscription service so you have to listen to the ads. If you’d like to kill me, my address is

now this is the kinda shit im talkin about. saguaro cactus. hell yeah. these bad boys can sequester the carbon equivalent of 40 gallons of gas, not releasing carbon back into the atmosphere during decomposition but interacting with the soil to create the mineral calcium carbonate(just a fuckin rock)

Once in a while that thing that surfaces one of your ten year old photos serves up a heater

Leaned over to @talkinghenry.bsky.social at a screening of Wild at Heart during the scene where Nic Cage is smoking two cigs and said “It’s a big country.” Folks, I’m happy to report that he got it.

this is how the american economy is going to work for AT LEAST two entire years

I like in The Pitt when a character is occasionally forced to look directly at the camera and say some shit like “According to recent studies assaults on healthcare workers are up 20% year over year on average”

Thinking about Sammo Hung’s old American tv show from the 90s.

Enter the Gungeon 2

What’s the point of having a honda if you can’t show it off?

(living in a country where the most successful people are obscenely rich and shameless perverts and psychopaths) Time to teach my children to be honest and study hard in school

Make leaf blowers illegal

That new Pixar show is real good, just the right amount of heart rending emotional trauma