I like to imagine everyone in the bible as sexy as hell, nude, and glistening. Lot's wife? HUGE naturals. Methuselah got big ol dirty hog on him. Its always a little hard but never fully hard. John the Baptist has a pussy.

Remember to dose your friends.

Got let go from my job. Economy sucks. If you're looking for a marketing/advertising/community/influencer relations guy with years of experience, my DMs are open. Solo built websites, design, built, and ran ad/marketing campaigns on basically every platform and at events. Video, audio, the works.

cone of shame vs cone of delight

Something happened to my Pilot VP. Its putting down a LOT more ink, and sometimes it takes a split second before it starts writing. I write very gently, so im not sure what could be causing this. Does anyone have experience with diagnosing an unruly fountain pen?

@profanity.accountant I wonder how much I've said no no words

Today I learned that the first drum machine was invented in the 12th century by Ismail al-Jazari, the father of robotics, who created a automaton band that played instruments powered by the flow of water. It featured a drummer whose rhythm could be programmed via wooden pegs in slots.

my day be so fine then boom horny

If Italians were real, this would be their holiday

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I managed to score a pre-owned (unused) lamy safari in medium for ten bucks! I get a nice fountain pen for cheap, AND Im not supporting a company that pairs with the awful bigot franchise. Win-win!

MAMDANI: And I just think that there are barriers, barricades, to helping Americans that we can break down TRUMP: Uh huh MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade? TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom

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ⓘ you have been visited by a Jerrypost ("the temples are the sideburns of the forehead.") repost or face six years of bad posting

My VP arrived, and it even included a free bottle of ink!

One of my favorite things is getting to tell friends who are new to NYC that the subway "stand clear of the closing doors please" voice is a trans woman named Bernie Wagenblast and she's amazing.

mood

possums should be cuddled and stroked gently as goth rock music plays

me and who

since the "google is now training gemini on your email contents" thing keeps bumping around here: it's _not happening_. I say this not to defend google but because I know a lot of people that have broken their filtering and made their lives much more annoying from sheer misinformation.

Fun Fact: Did you know that in Japan & Europe, Neon Genesis Evangelion was called Neon Mega Drive Evangelion

sure yes release the Epstein files, but the real fucked up thing is that an instant pot doesn’t make weed

god forbid men have hobbies

I think im finally gonna pull the trigger on a retractable fountain pen. are there any other budget options besides the majohn a1/a2/a3 and the jinhao 10? I'll mention that I live in europe (just in case theres an eu exclusive one im not aware of lol.)

Sadly, my contract with Blizzard ended in September. That means I'm looking for fulltime or contract work as a senior writer or narrative designer. If you need someone who can write sharp characters, poetic prose, and emotional stories, I'm available! www.hazelmonforton.com

I will also add: I can do this for evictions in Illinois too, if SNAP benefits being cut off or the government shutdown means you can't make rent.

My sons, Gordy and Gordy 2

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One of my daily drivers is a Pilot Metropolitan. Its one of the only pens that I have bought multiple of (with the same nib size.) They're high quality and such a great value.

Pilot had a massive ad spread in a jp newspaper with "make AI jealous" and "write what AI can't touch" written on it Anyway I think everyone should own a Pilot kakuno pen

s-bahn posters will write good alt text for train maps, engage/riff about transit in the replies, and boost good content about trains

New awareness campaign

A movie you've seen more than seven times with a gif.

"i can't get any engagement on bluesky" skill issue. a true poster can post anywhere. a poor workman blames his tools

oops i dropped this, annijyn.com

drake turning off the game as it gets to 18

Zohran Mamdani's promises of free busses might sound great, but I live in Albuquerque NM where city busses have been free for five years and I'm here to tell you the truth. This is what every bus in my city looks like now. Think carefully about your choice this November.

bird

does anyone know of a purple fountain pen ink thats waterproof?

Trans speedrunners be like "okay we got bad rng on the character creation but if we spam E repeatedly a chest will appear"

we must find joy we must find purpose we must find community we must find love for ourselves we must find love for others

sweet beans are made of beans

dub

cry ribbit and let slip the frogs of war

don’t think this vid can ever be topped