Got Steele catted a lot yesterday

just got laid off. if you're looking for an experienced lead gen marketer (SEA), remote or in Frankfurt area, hmu

and/or from me!

David Fincher's THE SOCIAL NETWORK, and Trent Reznor / Atticus Ross's Oscar-winning score, turned 15 years old this fall. Here's some of my artwork for the album, created by manually corrupting images from the film by editing their raw hex data in a text editor, damaging them from the inside. 1/

🎂 it's my birthday and we're live raising funds for the sweet lil baby cats! also a lil birthday surprise 💜 so far the community has raised over $1150 for @friendsofbear.bsky.social + @crits4cats.org and i'm so thankful! 🐈‍⬛

im hav no toyes. im hav to play with potat amd trasch (I have no toys. I have to play with a potato and trash)

get of mine lawne ❌ get undre mine lawne ✅ (get off my lawn ❌ get under my lawn ✅)

i'm,,,. babey

today is #comingoutday. if you didn't already know i'm a gay then idk m8 you been living under a rock.

Portland right now.

Reposting from Robin Williams's daughter, with alt text.

Ok so I am trying to get 4,000 patrons for my podcast @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social by the end of 2025. To that end, I think in a the next month or so I am going to do a 24 hour live stream where every person who signs up can request me to perform a song, live, with no preparation. That sounds fun.

Hi friends, I am up for a best new podcast award but I am dangerously close to losing it to Michelle Obama. If you could vote for me that would be so so cool. You can vote by following this link. vote.signalaward.com/PublicVoting...

as do I

An argument could be made that rain is god peeing and thunder is god farting. You’d probably need electroshock therapy for that too

lol

shush we. eepy (shush, we're sleepy)

THE WORLD album cover by Dragan Bibin out Dec. 5 on Artoffact Records pre-order it NOW at Bandcamp Teaser single "Zebra Tramples Horse Trainer" is out TONIGHT. seeming.bandcamp.com/album/the-wo...

Vielleicht komische Frage, aber ich wurde am Mo gegen Grippe und Covid geimpft und gestern fallen mir stark Haare aus (normalerweise gar nicht, auch nicht beim kämmen). Kann das eine normale Nebenwirkung sein? #impfung #covid #grippe

Die Maske ist ab: Was für ein illiberaler, intoleranter, empathieloser Soziopath. @melamann.bsky.social reißt Ulf die Maske runter! Darunter ist kein Vorkämpfer der „Meinungsfreiheit“, sondern ein Irrlicht, das mit dem Faschismus liebäugelt und Wahlempfehlungen für die AfD abdruckt.

Jetzt online: Meine neue Arte-Doku "KI: Der Tod des Internet". Click, watch and enjoy! 🦐 www.arte.tv/de/videos/12...

I scraped all of Ezra Klein's headlines from NYT + Vox (and flavored in some @nytpitchbot.bsky.social greatest hits) to get this going. It's still a work in progress, but I'm happy with the first version. It needs more coastal elite snark, but it's getting there. wptk.neocities.org/generator

It’s an honor to live with this tiny orange poet.

I don’t know who these people are, but it’s well said.

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."

CLCLCLCLCLICK - dashare.zone ADMIN

was on vacay in CZ for a week. met a friendly void who offered me tum for pets. hashtag blessed

in #KarlovyVary #KV #Vary for the week. any must sees or restaurant recommendations? we also have a car and willing to drive up to 30-45min ☺️

brothre??? (brother???)

witch do yuo pre fair? mimbrely (tong in) or mimbrely (tong outte) (which do you prefer? Mim with her tongue inside or Mim with her tongue out?)

ChatGPT talks to adults like it’s grooming them. Ohhhh wowwwww you’re so mature for your age. Nobody understands you.

Thinking about the time we put a Blue Screen of Death into Nine Inch Nails' stage visuals for ONE FRAME in 2008 and it became an out-of-context meme that still makes the rounds today

Jemand in einem Reddit-Kommentar: "OpenAI is gambling that there's a use case for a sycophant computer that is bad at math and remembers things wrong."

todaye is mine 2nd gotcher daye ❤️ i was screming for mine life im da greenhaus wit mine verey sick mothre (RIP)! im was catnaped and take imto haus to human's ☺️ (today is my 2nd gotcha day! I was screaming in the greenhouse with my very sick mother (RIP). I was catnapped & taken into human house.)

peovies: yuo pet me and i'm nesey (POV: you pet me and I'm Nessi)

"then we would put a bunch of X's in our AIM usernames and make our away status a sad song lyric"

wot is dis. bitch graft (what is this witchcraft)

Some people are unhappy and always will be and deserve to be.

stick to being a transit nerd pete

I thought you could only be transfem. Because that's the only thing I ever saw discussed in teen mags or general media. And they were described as "creepy perverts". I didn't know FTM was a possibility until a friend came out when I was in my 20s. Then it all made sense...

www.queer.de/bild-des-tag... Nimm das, Bundesjule!

No cheating! Post your lock screen. ❤️💕♥️❤️💙♥️❤️

Even if you don't purchase smut, it should be common sense that the right for anyone else to obtain it shouldn't be completely up to modern day crusaders and credit card payment processors.

"im aske chat j'aipete." "im aske gronkh." well im aske mine mama and she say nomor snackie's todaye 🥲 ("i asked chatgpt" "i asked grok" well I asked my mama and she said no more snackies today)

wot. im busey in mine tube (what? I'm busy in my tube)

do yuo prefer. L O N G U E or ⚫️?

Appropriate

WTS one seated VIP ticket for #straykids in DC tomorrow, June 23! It is in section 6 row 30 on the floor, near the end of the extended stage. Selling for face value ($510), can connect by WhatsApp etc during transaction or meet up this afternoon locally. Will provide ID to redeem VIP benefits