aftre eepign on hard schelf for 2 biliom year's... mine momb finaly put down toul for gomfort (after sleeping on the hard shelf for 2 billion years, my mom finally put a towel down for comfort)

hear's an. troback tursday (here's a throwsback thursday)

"no nesey you canot eate eggs pirate chimken!" wea'll fok u ("no, Nessi, you can't eat expired chicken!" well fuck you)

heykid. getof mine lawn (hey kid, get off my lawn)

on todaye. mimbdaye. ??????????????????? (on today's Mimday: ??????????????)

mine bed?? mak nois?? amd movment? (my bed? makes noise? and moves?)

IMPROTANT MESAG!!!! 🔊 (important message)

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shush we. eepy (shush, we're sleepy)

when yuo are bige lik mim. it can b harde to be flatte. but sche is doings her best (when you are as big as Mim, it can be hard to be flat. but she is doing her best) #flatfuckfriday

mine tub. mine castel (my tunnel, my castle)

teh opreshon continus: i'm not alow to eate maus or appl or dry pasta. (the oppression continues: I'm not allowed to eat mouse or apple or dry pasta)

todaye mimbeday. she sade becos momb not let she eat poisons (on yon) (on today's Mimday, she's sad because mom doesn't let her eat poison (onion))

time fore. dans (time to dance)

wot? im jost sittigny on mine emotional sport carport. (what? I'm just sitting on my emotional support cardboard)

yuo kno what. day it's (you know what day it is) #flatfuckfriday @goodgirljuliee.bsky.social

to entre dis roome. yuo most pay (to enter this room, you must pay)

hangin ther! the weak is half ovre! (hang in there! the week is half over!)

wot mak yuor. tale puff op? (what makes your tail puff up?)

her. itemb's (her items)

She is home. Forever my girl. 😭😭😭

wotis you favorit. ben's dish? (what is your favorite dish with beans?)

mombe i'm am. in yuo bed. yuokno wot dis mean (im hungy) (mom, I am in your bed. you know what this means (I'm hungry))

wot do yuo. smeall like? (what do you smell like?)

eheheheeh... *wimk

do yuo like. mine tumby? (no yuo canot tuch) (do you like my tummy? no, you cannot touch it)

"nesey dis is mimbrely sup bowle" yea? i don giva fok ("Nessi this is Mim's soup bowl" yea? I don't give a fuck)

mimb say. mome is bed tim (Mim says, mom it's bed time)

todaye im do abit of articraft wit mom. im hold fabricks.. (today I'm doing a bit of arts and crafts with mom. I hold the fabrics)

yom yom. cronch

flate. also mine dad sey mine top of hed patern look lik bunt?? (flat. also my dad says the pattern on the top of my head looks like a butt?)

POV: yuo visit me (nesy) im mine tunel (POV: you visit me in my tunnel)

My sweet baby Missy.

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MOM SAYE THE MAUS WOS IN HER BAGE EATIGN HER APPEL!!!! outsid wher i'm CANNOT go!!!!

im seen an maus here... 47day, 18hour, 34minit amd 55 secind ago. i wate for it to com back (I saw a mouse here 47 days, 18 hours, 34 minutes and 55 seconds ago. I'm waiting for it to come back)

Missy passed away peacefully at home. She was wrapped in her favorite fur blanket while I sang lullabies to her (her favorite). My heart is forever broken. She was one of a kind and I love her with every fiber of my being.

mine. envelop

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sorey fore late poste.. i'm wos busey mending hole im teh dang woll. (sorry for the late post. I was busy mending a hole in the damn wall)

two yere ago todaye.. mine mome brot home dis..... dis is her nowe. hapey gotcher daye Mimbrely! (two years ago today, my mom brought home this. this is her now. happy gotcha day, Mimberly!)

Our little oil baby 🥹

two yere ago todaye.. mine mome brot home dis..... dis is her nowe. hapey gotcher daye Mimbrely! (two years ago today, my mom brought home this. this is her now. happy gotcha day, Mimberly!)

GUYES! Mine windoe rapp is ubb! Imb SUM BUDDY nowe! Momb goink to goe on field tribb soon to Marin Humane in Novato, CA. If you in de nayburhood, take a pic of yuorselv an sey Hi to me~!!! 🐈🧡

lookat mine. skircle.me ! all mine fren's ☺️

mimbrely is hoging mine. nu tunel (Mim is hogging my new tunnel)

wotis bettre... stik or sping? (what is better; stick or spring?)

mome maded dis wit mine hair's then membranely brek it (Mom made this with my hair. then Mim broke it)

i'm needed. dis