PETS AND KISSES PLS

wot shud i'm sue for yuo? (what should I sew for you?)

new eepimg spot disgovered. momb claims it 'has freakimg been there fur almost a yeare now, blor' but yam not sew gonvinced.

hahahahaha momey makes Wonko ware clothe for Chismax

MEREY CHRIMBUS!!!

i got MANEY GOGORTS amd a catte hammock with sum staires!! woo hoo! fank u samta claws. i cannot wait fur momb to install them fur me!!

IS FUR ME ? 🥺

wishimg happey holidayes to all of mine frens! todaye yam beimg eggstra grateful fur all of u! maye dis speshul timbe keep ur tummeys full. yam also tinkimg of everyone who has no one to celebrate with. or those with no capacitey to celebrate, like my frens in 🇵🇸🇺🇦🇨🇩🇸🇩 or 🇲🇲. blorbie is with u ❤️

fur ur informashun: i had a grate daye yesterdaye !! 🌼

wot.? u've nevre seen a disassiocatimg seale from poolamd?

LIME GREEM 🍋‍🟩 LIME GREEM 🍋‍🟩AMD TAMGERINEEE 🍊 DA SICKLEY SWEET COLOURES 🌈 OF DA SNEKS 🐍 YAM SEEIMG 👁.👁 LIMEE GREEEEM 🍋‍🟩 AMD TAAAAMGERIIIINE 🍊

Me and mine furrend wish u a Happy Solstice :))

tinkimg of all da soure creamb amd cheebscaek amd fische yam gonna have on wednesdaye 😋 whenevre dat is. but aggordimg to my momb: 'soon'

cam u feel my. slavik entoosiasm.? woo. hoo. !!

OAGHE MY FRIENDS. i am sorry my brother. “forgets about bluesky” :((( here is me. so you know i am still flat.!!.

well. came here to address da rumbours. yam 1000% NOT scared of mine FIRST ☝🏻 EVER 🌍 PROPER✅️ crimbus tree 🎄as u cam see, yam hamgimg out here,, close to mama beecoz she missed me. not beecoz yam scared. yeah.

BREAKIMG NEWS: there r rumbors of me, da blorb, POTENSHUALLY havimg mine first ☝🏻 own real ✅️ CRIMBUS TREE 🎄 dis yeare!!

remembre about payimg da soure creamb taks to da me if u r havimg ur latkes tonite❣️

happey hanukkah to everyone who celebrates 🩷

YAM GONNA HAVE SEW MUNCH CHIMKIN ‼️

gamorney to u all on dis cold morney. as u cam see, yam alreadey in da crimis spirite amd watchimg my bords. alseo it is a collare chamgimg daye sew momb is makimg fun of me fur lookimg nakid. 🙄

GooB morNay! Da qWeen is reddY two sEa yew noWw,,, #Caturday

get in besties, i've got sum moneys, let's go gew a pup cuppe 😸🍦🐶

@tangerinefatty.bsky.social gorl i miss u!! yam almost fogettimg how to be flatte 💔🧡 hope u amd ur brothre r doimg ok 🥰

grama has a new coat,, amd as unsettlimg as it is,, yam glad to be a tremd setter

OUGHE

u said u had yummies... yam outta here

did u kno dat in poolamd samta claws alseo visits childrons on decembre 6 to give em a litol presemt?? i wemt 😴😴 amd missed himb but luckiley my grama waked oop jus in timbe to catche himb!!

Hanging out together

A ALERT ‼️ I HAVE RECEIVED A CRIMBUS CARDE IN DA MALE ‼️ IT IS FROM MY DEER FREN @mitzimissyelsie.bsky.social . FANK U MITZI. I WILL CHERISH IT. AMD PROTECT IT. u look fantastik on it besty!! 🥰😸 woah. look at me with my crimbus carde!!

beimg ekstra lomg todaye!!

People ask me “how can you do it, if I fostered I’d never be able to let them go.” I see it like graduation; I raise them & prepare them to have a happy, loved life being someone’s very best friend. It requires enormous faith & trust in total strangers with these precious lives. Thorn, I love you. ❤️

Time for the biggest holiday of the year!!!

ouaghe besties. fank u sew munch fur beimg sew loafly to me on my gotcha daye. 5 yearse of da blorbie but alseo. 5 yearse of da blorbie beimg frens with mama amd then u!!🩷

how it started vs how its going! 3 years ago today, fish dad and i got the best black friday deal of all

Oaghe mine gog!!! Itse all moste crestmist agen.

takimg my job as a qualitey inspectur very seriouslee. my germanne ontie will hopefulley approve of its resultes 🎁

IT IS MINE GOTCHA DAYE ‼️ FIVE (5000) YEARSE OF DA BLORBIE ‼️

As we approach Thanksgiving Day, we give thanks for the gift of family, friends, and our beloved anipals. We are especially thankful for the gift of Francis Albert, snuggler and singer extraordinaire. A fine cat. Love truly does live forever. #Hedgewatch #RainbowBranch #family

My beautiful boy flew up to join the kitty angels on 11/19/25. He was so brave and fought lymphoma valiantly. The treatment afforded him good quality of life till the very end, and he passed with love, grace and dignity in my arms. Forever loved and missed, dear Francis Albert!! 😿💔🌈🕊️ #hedgewatch

Oughe

a SHOUT OUT TO MY GRAMA ‼️ FANK U GRAMA ‼️

shout out to mr plamt. fur lettimg me hide behimd himb while i observe BORDS. he is a grate guye 💚🌿

Just a girl and her crinkly paper

mama amd i r home alone, forgor by grama... sew we r bakimg gingorbred cookies!! amd mine will be pimk 🩷🍪🎅

Today is Chessie's 18th birthday! She may only have one eye and four teeth (her fangs: the important ones!) but she's perfect just as she is and she knows it! #CatsOfBluesky #CatSky #Cat #Caturday

it is timbe to feed mr blootit amd his wife agayne!! 🐦❤️🐦

makimg soor mama doesmt forger me 😊

HAPPEY TRAMS AWARENESS WEEK 🏳️‍⚧️🩵🤍🩷 I LOAF U FRENS! protect da dolls amd da kens!! amd everyone in between!! 🤍

okaye appawremtly i have a private chef now amd they semd freshly made food to my dorestep now. wot do u tink,, now dat momb's spemt moneys on new healfie food should i ignore it amd make her have to sell it or. do i acshualley try to give it a try?? lemme kno in da commemts