Haha, itse me Loona, I’m was wearign an desguyse. Was the you scareded?!?

Haha, itse me Loona, I’m was wearign an desguyse. Was the you scareded?!?

Henlo, itse the me; an slugg. No, I’m donnot kno wherst Luna is.

Henlo, itse the me; an slugg. No, I’m donnot kno wherst Luna is.

Hey, Dade, waddaheall ?!?

Hey, Dade, waddaheall ?!?

(What is your cat's song? Luna's is "sweet but psycho.")

Itse the me, the dinnor inspegtor. The most submidt an sampol to gontinue

Itse the me, the dinnor inspegtor. The most submidt an sampol to gontinue

Most accurate portrait of modern culture currently available

Dade godt the me an newe brushy today. I’m lovf the it. (I’m kinda astonished she likes this one TBH)

Dade godt the me an newe brushy today. I’m lovf the it. (I’m kinda astonished she likes this one TBH)

It’s a light therapy mask. Stop giggling.

An boxecate and hers prey.

(Apropos of clipping cat nails, I have a nail related horror story about my first cat, Polka. Polka was an Exotic Shorthair and absolutely hated everything related to getting groomed, despite being a former show cat. So I took her to a professional groomer and had her coat clipped…)

(I have to admit, I never clip Luna‘s nails, except for her “thumbs” on the front feet. I used to cut all of them, but I feel like it made her use her teeth instead. She isn’t prone to getting stuck, and is good at using her cat scratchers.)

my beautiful friend!

(Chicken nuggets is a great chili crisp delivery system. And there’s nothing like spicy food when you’re congested.)

(Luna is so so offended by my persistent cough.)

An boxecate and hers prey.

Whomst moveded mine bedde?

Whomst moveded mine bedde?

(I don’t know if it’s the same but there’s this nasty respiratory infection going around where I live. I’ve cought it twice now. It’s not Covid, but something else, and I don’t understand why we aren’t quaranting again.)

Dade is coffin, and wheazing, and sneazing AGEN! So lowd and noying!

Yeah!? The you wamted sumthing?

(Non cat related community question; what classic, well regarded childrens book, traumatised you as a child? Mine is “The red pony,” it’s so sad when the colt dies, but the worst scene is Jody cutting up a bird.)

(Non cat related community question; what classic, well regarded childrens book, traumatised you as a child? Mine is “The red pony,” it’s so sad when the colt dies, but the worst scene is Jody cutting up a bird.)

Nise trie, bot

Yeah!? The you wamted sumthing?

Throwup caterday to tath timbe I’m lookeded deap into yourses soule.

(Forgive me for talking about us politics, but I grew up hearing stories of what happened to Germans, and those who were deemed "german-friendly" after the second world war. It was not pretty, and in most cases deeply unjust. I don't want to see the same thing happen...)

(TV shows from the 60s, flawed and outdated as stay often are, have an optimism to them that I often miss in modern series. It’s so nice watching a show like Star Trek the original series that explicitly states that fascism and bigotry is wrong.)

(another thing. I realise that you don’t mean any harm by it, but one of you added me to a starter pack recently.(about 36 hours ago) I have asked not to be added to any more starter packs, please be respectful of that.)

(another thing. I realise that you don’t mean any harm by it, but one of you added me to a starter pack recently.(about 36 hours ago) I have asked not to be added to any more starter packs, please be respectful of that.)

Throwup caterday to tath timbe I’m lookeded deap into yourses soule.

Poblick sarvise nouncement, I’m havf closeded min Dee emses, to peepol I’m follo ownly becuses of too maney botses

(I think a lot of people who am my age, also known as people who were born in the 80s and grew up in the 90s were absolutely traumatised by diet culture. I grew up thinking I was enormously fat. Imagine my complete shock when I saw myself on a home video from the 90s; not only was I not fat…)

(Instagram ads that opens a website when you try to scroll past it is diabolically annoying .)

Psst, ded the you kno tath the it has scientifaccaly proofem tath cates nead treetses evry dae

Psst, ded the you kno tath the it has scientifaccaly proofem tath cates nead treetses evry dae

Axcuse the me while the me go “oaghe,”

Axcuse the me while the me go “oaghe,”

*Luna comes over and parks her huge butt on her Dad’s carefully propped up tablet. Why watche yootoobe in bedde, wehn you can watche Loona?

*Luna comes over and parks her huge butt on her Dad’s carefully propped up tablet. Why watche yootoobe in bedde, wehn you can watche Loona?

Dade is spyign on the me.

Dade is spyign on the me.

(as a child I had inherited a book from my mother, about a girl and a cat going on a trip. On the last page they go to a party and eat so much food, that the cat bursts, and need to be sown back together. European vintage children’s books are something else.)

Honk meemeemee,

Honk meemeemee,

(X prince Andrew is a nonce. Nonce means pedo in British english) youtu.be/h7PEyWXsJ3M?...