You can’t tell from his expression but he had a very good day.

Truly Canadian

if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄

This is pretty cool. neurosciencenews.com/neuroscience...

Living next to the USA right now feels like being trapped in a car with a drunk driver who is chain smoking stale cigarettes and careening down an icy mountain road in the dark and rain

I've been getting back into the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series after many years, and the most relatable part is how everyday objects like doors and elevators have been imbued with artificial intelligence and it just makes them obnoxious and frustrating to use and everyone hates it.

This is Betty. She prefers the creamy peanut butter, but supposes the extra crunchy kind is fine as well. 13/10 (TT: gaslightgatekeepgirldad)

Never give up on your dream that one day, you will finally have a bookshelf with a rolling ladder.

Creativity is nourished by play. If it’s possible to fail doing it, then it doesn’t count as play.

YOGA CLASS INSTRUCTOR: And now we go into downward dog *loud thud GARY WHO IS A T-REX: I'm ok. I'm ok. It's just a bloody nose.

Canadians travelling to the US advised to not fucking do that thebeaverton.com/2025/06/cana...

OK, this is wild. In September 2023, geophysicists across the world started monitoring a very odd signal coming from the ground under them. It was picked up in the Arctic. And Antarctica. It was detected everywhere, every 90 seconds, as regular as a metronome, for *nine days*. What the HELL? 1/

May the fourth be with you...

Quebec is the happiest province in Canada This is your brain on poutine. ⚜️

the woods are lovely, dark and deep there is beaker, hear him meep

Even Beaker couldn’t fuck things up as much as the other Orange Muppet…

do you have any idea just how badly you have to fuck up to get Canada mad at you

"Insane how the US grew up right next to Canada and we turned out like this - It's like when one sibling goes to Harvard and the other dies pantless in a meth lab explosion." - Emily Murnane

yet another day passes that i’m not wearing a chunky knit cardigan and funky hat while living in a mysterious maine fishing village where everyone smells of pipe tobacco, stew, and murder

If you don't make up choose your own adventure stories about every choice in your life please turn to page "must be nice"

I don’t understand why people attempt to denigrate Hallmark Christmas films by referring to them as “too cheesy”, as if that is a bad thing? I mean, have you *had* cheese? It’s not exactly the insult that you think it is.

John's calves burned with each step, and a sharp pain pierced his abdomen. As he neared the safety of daylight, the sound of webbed feet slapping concrete grew louder. He risked a look over his shoulder, and found himself staring directly into the beady eyes of fate. He screamed.

Your body, my wood chipper.