This is a bizarre story. Generally anytime a dictator’s shill and a snake oil charlatan agree on something, do the opposite. Also, US interests can GTFO of CDN public health policy. (I laughed out loud at “the birds are unarmed”. Of course they are. They’re birds.) www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

Every morning I wake up and think “today’s the day I’ll read the news and not be disappointed in my city/province/continent”. Friend, I just want that day to come.

REAL doesn’t just need anchor tenants. REAL needs anchor tenants to PAY THE FUCKING RENT. It’s not like Semple’s “group of businesses” can’t afford market rates. I’m beginning to think we should scrap REAL and start over.

This makes me really, really angry. Here we have many local businesses unable to find retail or hospitality space at reasonable rent, and the businesses struggle to survive, while a guy with more money than Caesar gets a prime location for his shite at bargain basement prices‽ what the fuck, YQR?

Oh for FUCK’S SAKE. Just leave it alone. It you just leave it alone maybe people would forget how fucking petty and cruel this shit is. Maybe your government could be seen as ethical or even humane if you just let it the fuck go. It’s okay to be wrong; that’s how we learn. Unless we’re assholes.

If I were Jimmy Kimmel I’d be a) whoring myself out to any network other than Fox and Disney owned ones; b) getting it in writing that my first amendment rights will be protected and the show won’t be targeted by political propaganda; and c) demanding fuckloads more money for my team in damages.

I normally don’t sign petitions but this one is stump the neighbourhood for. Of course I’d only get four signatures in my area because we play a lot of duelling banjos all up in these hollers.

You know what? Just blame autism on intercourse and you’ll solve a lot of your problems with stupid people in about 20 years.

I nearly signed up for the service just so I could cancel it again and blame the dick tater and his censorship flunkies. You can’t blame that fuckstain or his censorship and pro-murder flunkies enough.

Welp. With the changes the #CFL is bringing in, I’m boycotting football from now on. If I wanted to watch Yankee football, I’d watch it. I don’t, which is why I watch Canadian gridiron. Fuck yourselves in the eye holes, #CFL Directors.

Based on the three truckers I saw this morning unable to keep their vehicles between the lines, one of whom was texting, you can colour me unsurprised.

Write the CBC ombudsman if you are disappointed that they aired American Propaganda LIVE yesterday. That memorial was a disgusting show of Christian Nationalism. [email protected]

Kobo seriously needs to figure out how to work with Libby, or else libraries need to use a different app for ereaders, because this shit is NOT working. And I sort of assume it also infuriates librarians because they’ll have to either help patrons borrow digital books or just not circulate them well

It’s now too late for me to read, I’m too angry to sleep, and I’m still not sure these books have loaded properly. Which they seem to have. Except the formatting is shite, because the publisher sucks at producing accessible digital books. This is bullshit.

Two hours. It has taken me more than TWO HOURS to get to the point where the books I’ve borrowed from the library are showing up on my e-reader. This is fucking insane. I had to deauthorise everything, reauthorise everything, download, delete, download, delete, manually connect, drag (not add)…

I SHOULD BE SLEEPING but I’m not because I like to read before I go to sleep. I can’t read before I got to sleep because I can’t load books on Kobo unless I buy them. I don’t mind buying them, but I want to borrow them. I. Want. To. Borrow. Them. I don’t want to steal books. I CAN. I don’t want to

I am relatively smart. I read a lot. I tech savvy and have done no small amount of programming. WHY IS IT TAKING ME MORE THAN AN HOUR TO LOAD A FUCKING EBOOK ON MY KOBO. Seriously, this “won’t work with Libby” bullshit has gone far enough. I’m this close to pirating every fucking library book.

Who the fuck can afford these houses?

Know who neither derserve nor need a pay rise? Executives. Know who does? Workers. The minute I see an SHA exec changing an LTC patient’s diaper or getting punched in the face by an agitated dementia patient is the minute I change my mind.

It me.

That man couldn’t find a groove if he tripped over one on his way to the oil patch.

I SHOULD NOT BE AGREEING WITH TUCKER GODSDAMNED CARLSON.

I mean. The French kind of know how to have a revolution. www.reddit.com/r/chaoticgoo...

Started ripping out the garden and noticed a fuckload of honey bees in the borage so I left the borage alone for the time being. They’re also nuts I about the marigolds, which are like three feet tall this year.

This is page 1 fascism.

Alternative headline: jackbooted thugs in the employ of a despotic dictator turn on their own citizens in an open display of antidemocratic authoritarianism. www.reddit.com/r/CringeTikT...

Our province is broke. We can’t afford ANOTHER lawsuit with the feds.

So all that “national unity” stuff was just bullshit, huh? Asshole. www.reddit.com/r/saskatchew...

Stop by the Saskatchewan Craft Council during Nuit Blanche Saskatoon on Saturday night to make your own Saskatchewan landscape print! Local artists Jacob Semko and Jeni Ly of YXE Backyard Studios will be leading participants in this hands-on activity throughout the evening.

Gave. Me. Shivers. www.reddit.com/r/WitchesVsP...

Imagine this whole time I had no idea there were seal photographers. www.reddit.com/r/Awww/s/cQj...

Got a new phone last month. Upgraded from an iPhone X to a 16. This phone is buggy AF.

Why are middle age + dudes still running the show? If you want to get shit done, put middle age women in charge.

Check out the date stamp on this soothsayer’s TL:

Scott Moe has called for unity? Scott Moe who spent most of the last five years whingeing about how UNFAIR the federal government is? Scott Moe, who advocated for western separatism and courted seditionists? NOW he’s talking unity? When it’s convenient? When it’ll benefit him? What a tool.

The US Ambassador to Canada can eat my poutine-riddled shit. Don’t like anti-American rhetoric? Tell your turd-in-chief to stop being such a fucking knob.

“There is no comparable requirement for boys to confirm their gender,” said another parent. “Once again, the onus is placed on girls to be monitored and regulated, reinforcing the idea that female athletes are the ones who need to be verified.” Quelle suprise...

I preached tolerance until it started being used against folk by some of the same people I’d been advocating tolerance for. My real hard line has always been no tolerance for bigotry, hate, or censorship. Then there rose a cult of ignorance so large the ship of fools could not be righted

“Tolerance will reach such a level that intelligent people will be banned from thinking so as not to offend the imbeciles." --Fyodor Dostoevsky

The king should know the purpose of jesters is to provide information other advisors cannot, or will not, provide. They are not just for amusement; they offer advice through humour and pantomime. A king without a jester is a king whose court is quickly bored. Bored courtiers plot coups.

Without revealing too much, five fucking thousand dollars to cremate a dead body is fucking ridiculous. Like. Gimme a book of matches and some kerosene and I'll do it for $500. AND you are fucking FORCED to buy a casket. Nice one, Saskatchewan.

Friend, if I didn’t employ gallows humour I’m pretty sure I’d not have any humour left.

“Reading email from you is like reading Victorian literature” is not the dis you may think it is, Bub.

Maybe Nostradamus wasn’t talking about Hitler.

Dancing is much easier when you can count to four.

The amount of investment in other sectors has dropped in the last 10 years as well. I know I certainly can’t afford another Scott Moe government.

Walk, but with panache.