no, the monogamous are not ok. jfc.

@albomp.bsky.social @senatorwong.bsky.social Where's your outrage on this?

“If the United States has concerns about <INSERT COUNTRY HERE>, then we also have concerns about <INSERT COUNTRY HERE>. theshovel.com.au/2026/03/02/a...

So much pain in one image.

Adventures in ADHD #937: lost the context in the middle of getting a bowl of cereal this morning, took a minute to work out what I was trying to achieve and what the next step was, ie. pour milk.

Aaahh!!! Real Housewives

p-zombie apocalypse

This is Wiley. He has never seen snow before and wants to make sure he gets a real good look at it. For science. 12/10 (IG: smileywileydog)

Tinnitus is not enjoyable. Imagine getting your teeth drilled 24/7/365

New release from the Windsor Mint. Get yours now! 😜

The Free Press is discovering new levels of Telling On Yourself that scientists previously thought could not exist

bloody weather can't decide if it's fine or raining today it's a tsunderestorm

stream new fentanyl or else I’ll beat you up

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

We can build better interfaces to language models than chat if we're willing to put in the design and engineering work. This post showcases a proof-of-concept implementation of one such interface: a semantic navigator for an arbitrary repository of files haskellforall.com/2026/02/brow...

I've come to realise that I'm not actually falling-down-tired when I get home from work, it's just that I'm so out of dopamine that I lack the executive function to be upright any more. Just now it was an uphill fucking grind to cut up the avocado on my toast instead of just leaving it as a lump.

Exactly this. "I'll vote for whichever candidate has a D next to their name no matter what their actual policy positions are!" sends a message to the politicians that they don't need to care about what you want at all. It's wild that people keep volunteering their unconditional support.

democrats are constantly and desperately appealing to the center and the right, if they want people on the left to vote for them, they need to appeal to the left, or they don't get the left's vote, that's how electoral systems function

it kills me that people try to pretend that python is even remotely a good software development ecosystem python is fucking. BULLSHIT they don't even have a central documentation platform or framework or even useful types. it's just fuckin a few examples and that's all you get. not worth a damn

This is so embarrassing. The cartel drones Pam Bondi was sounding the alarm about during the hearing turned out to be… party balloons. This administration is so incompetent.

NEW FEMTANYL ALBUM!!! FUCK YEAH

Australia formally joins the UK and US as a member of Smol Bean Fascist Alliance

Here's me. "Why the fuck would we 'socially cohere' for monsters?"

Yeah I’m looking for my dog (girlfriend who has a restraining order against me and she has a dog) and here’s the picture of the dog (she walks this dog and I can use it to figure out her schedule) thanks for sending all footage my way

What part of "I have APD and literally cannot understand anyone at all if there's more than like six people and everyone starts having individual conversations at the same time" is hard to understand? What the fuck would you get out of making me go to things where you know I can't be a person?

Good "easy food when stuff is hard" thread.

humidifier full of milk

systemd mount units are actually really nice to work with :)

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

read online that someone set-up a premium rate phone number where callers get charged $3.99/ min. then they posted flyers in their neighborhood that said "call this number to report illegal aliens," but the number just puts them on hold with music. so far, they've made $17,000

This is very on point www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/im-...

“As richer and older Australians enjoy the lion’s share of generous tax concessions for landlords, the number of households on public housing waitlists has climbed to about 190,000, up from 169,000 in 2024, and 141,000 in 2018.”

lol. An episode of The Pitt was rated R <high impact nudity> because there was a dick. people are strange

1/27/2026 - Minneapolis ICE just attempted an illegal entry into the ECUADORIAN CONSULATE to abduct someone They did not have a warrant

cmon this is neat

no but seriously has there ever been a better insult than bird-legged ho?

Just discovered gandoufu and holy crap where has this been all my life? I'm thinking tossing strips through some kind of slaw - cabbage, eschalot, parsley, coriander with a soy / vinegar / chilli-crisp dressing and some crushed peanuts. Maybe carrots, maybe cucumber, not sure yet.

Change a letter, ruin a film Jars

US government rn

One problem that Americans have to get past is that this *is* who they are. It’s not an aberration - this is what the US society is. All that time kidding yourself about being the greatest nation on earth you have been murdering your own citizens and those in other countries.

This made me laugh.😂

In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.

Order of operations, for gods sake.

Seletti’s Bic Lamp can be hung from the ceiling, mounted to a wall, or used as a standing floor lamp.