It’s so fucked up that for things to get done you actually have to do them

🔲 Can't yell at republicans, they're not on here 🔲 Can't yell at transphobes, they don't care ☑️ Can yell at allies that are unable to solve systemic problems on their own

My dad died two years ago today.

I don’t know why but it’s always surprising when I see this administration just say demonstrably untrue stuff, you’d think I’d be used to it by now lol

Jeff Bezos blocked me because I tweeted at him about Amazon drivers having to piss in bottles

The move in OoT where Dark Link hops onto the flat of your sword when you thrust it is honestly sick as hell, props to whoever on the devteam thought of that one

Shiren the Wanderer: The Mystery Dungeon of Serpentcoil Island is $19.99 on Steam buff.ly/B80gs81 $27.99 US eShop buff.ly/Hmx51oG Switch physical $44 at VGP buff.ly/VqVTepI #ad Deck verified

I’m having an extremely good hair day today and it’s the most gender euphoria I’ve experienced in weeks

im obsessed with macbook neo reviews they are all like "this thing kinda sucks but it's competing with laptops that suck so much more that it wraps around to being pretty good"

With a broken Blue Bomber heart, I am no longer the voice of Mega Man. I was asked to return for Mega Man: Dual Override, but only on the condition I work without the protections of a union contract.

The expectations that some (most?) viewers of blind playthroughs of video games seem to have are fascinating to me. It’s like they want the player to experience the game for the first time but also to be perfect at the game and never get stuck? You can’t have both!

In his "autobiography" (more a loosely edited diary), John Adams on Sep 9, 1776 noted without comment—in one sentence—that Congress had officially adopted the name "United States." He then spent over 500 words recounting an argument w/ Ben Franklin about whether to close bedroom windows at night.

goddamn is this a breath of fresh air after Allred 2024

Seeing my grandmother, a devout Catholic, slowly deteriorate from dementia and waste away. An all-good, all-knowing, all-powerful god simply wouldn’t allow someone to die like that

Democrats who fixate on triangulating a position on trans rights that makes Republicans happy have been eating shit all year and you're next buddy boy

I hope Jay never stops being mad about how much cooler, better, and more interesting the bsky userbase ended up being, compared to the Silicon Valley losers she was hoping to get here.

“Separating the art from the artist” is just a form of media critique — i.e. “when critiquing LotR, I’m going to treat it as a self-contained work & not consider JRR Tolkien’s opinions on it” It does not mean “I’ll keep buying Harry Potter merch & pretend the books were written by Dean Thomas”

For International Women's Day you should uhhhh hire a trans woman 🥴

rise and grind, up and at em

Oh, close! It was her job to do that, actually!

For a 20+ year old game, Blizzard does a pretty good job of making World of Warcraft look good

You can be assured that my criterion closet picks would be unique and cool and everyone would be impressed with them. I can’t tell you what they are because that would give away the game. But you’d have your mind blown.

I keep getting gifted subs for Twitch channels I’ve never watched and don’t care about and it’s starting to Annoy me

Unfortunately, “Yo brother, legal team confirmed we can’t work with minors rn” is an instant classic

Never forget that this what The Washington Post said when Noem was nominated.

I’m so tired of seeing people bash Bluesky for being an echo chamber when X is an actual intentionally constructed echo chamber that is demonstrably radicalizing people across the political spectrum who still use it

just saw a post regarding this so, once again, and in case you haven't been checking my reposts: deck.blue won't ever have any AI-generated code, images, text, anything; I hate this thing quick reminder that I also helped translate @anthonymoser.com's "I'm an AI hater" text to PT-BR

Me at all times

idk if I’d call him a visionary but Gore Verbinski’s The Three Musketeers An adaptation of TTM w/the tone of Pirates of the Caribbean would be a perfect fit IMO

I need to train the FYP feed into understanding that I’m interested in posts about things besides Bad News lmao

Jesse Singal: “I don’t understand why all these experts with degrees keep disagreeing with me. So demoralizing. What could the explanation be??”

ive been in tears over this since i woke up

Happy birthday, Nadeshiko and Aoi!

big, strong admirals, with tears in their eyes, they come to me and say, “mister president, what in the fuck are you talking about?”

Man you want to participate in something and then someone gives an answer so objectively correct that there’s no point adding onto it

fuck, I’m sorry, I can’t compete with this

Big W from Tish James here.

I gotta hand it to Altman here, deciding to sign up to be the new face of the regime’s AI efforts right as they start an unpopular and out of control war with Iran was a real masterstroke in PR bonus points for letting a major competitor position themselves as The Ethical AI Company

There was that Epstein text exchange with Bannon where he said "Trump doesn't respect anyone who agrees to his demands" and never has that been more apparent than every newspaper/university/law firm getting their shit double-owned by the guy they bent over for in the first place.

Ongoing “lol” at every entity that cuts a lopsided deal with this guy rather than telling him to fuck off

There, fixed it

imagine spending your career working to get all those lil patches only to end up taking orders from donald trump lmao

I'd be more inclined to believe that Graham Platner is merely a dumbass if he was making different kinds of "mistakes" instead of one very specific type of "mistake" over and over

TTRPG jam where entries must be based on a random permutation of the "gaslight gatekeep girlboss" meme (d6): 1. Gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss 2. Gaslight, gateboss, girlkeep 3. Gaskeep, gatelight, girlboss 4. Gaskeep, gateboss, girllight 5. Gasboss, gatekeep, girllight 6. Gasboss, gatelight, girlkeep

an updated debbie downer sketch but it's friends showing her funny videos and she has to respond like this to every single one like this: