Come on, man.

“DUE TO TO THE TENOR AND DEPTH OF THIS FEMALE ANGEL’S LOVE MAKING, I ORGASMED MULTIPLE TIMES BEFORE WAKING UP NUDE IN HEAVEN. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! I DID NOT WEAR A CONDOM!” said President Trump

genuinely why does anyone report anything he says at all as if it means anything still

2570 News War On Iraq Winding Down Wed 2003 Apr 16 : 759s

Here in a nutshell is all the failures of the "serious" media (here The Economist) regarding Trump. They have commissioned a serious grown-up commentator to write this. And look at the result. Look in particular at that "strangely lacking interest"... /1

Had lunch at the hot dog spot that was used in the classic shot-on-video slasher, 555. You never know what kind of history is in your own backyard!

Was watching Beyond Belief last night and was inspired to turn this part into a GIF

My 11yo daughter just walked in the room, looked at the tv, and said "is that a meme." I get she's new to internet culture but no. That is Harvey Keitel in Bad Lieutenant smoking crack. It would be a fire meme tho

Apparently, people are freaking out over a docuseries about that reality show, America's Next Tom Arnold. Never watched it, but I'm not surprised. Seemed like 1 Tom Arnold was already plenty.

YOU CAUGHT ME IN A BAD MOOD. TODAY, I'M A LITTLE TESTE.

Today we’re launching Open Climate Risk, a fully open option for U.S. building-level climate risk data. It’s unique because it allows you to see not only risk scores, starting with wildfire, but also the complete underlying dataset, methods, and codebase. carbonplan.org/research/cli...

Average Sunday show interview: OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats HOST: how will you pay for it? OFFICIAL: tariffs HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed HOST: thank u for ur time

Breaking News: The EPA will stop considering lives saved when setting pollution limits and instead calculate only the cost to businesses.

Legal falsity aside, I think “our masked, anonymous paramilitary thugs have an absolute right to kill you and your job is simply to trust that they won’t” isn’t so much a defense as a confession

trump did january 6th. republicans did january 6th. violent traitors did january 6th. they stormed the capitol, destroyed the building and threatened to kill members of congress. ashli babbitt was a violent insurrectionist. the capitol police protected people. these are truths we need to repeat.

Love seeing my friend @johncullen.bsky.social’s hard work on Broomgate get chewed up and shit out into some dickhead’s video essay for morons. But hey at least he linked to the podcast he stole in the description!

(guy who isnt sure if he has ulcerative colitis, fatty liver disease, or moderate to severe plaque soriasis) hey man do you know what time the football game is on

I can never tell when people are manipulating Trump into doing crazy shit for their own reasons vs. when it's him deciding to do deranged things that only make sense to him and a bunch of professionals obediently figuring out how to do it for him and reverse engineer a half-assed explanation.

Trump: "We're going to have our very large United States oil companies go in, spend billions of dollars, fix the badly broken infrastructure and start making money for the country. And we are ready to stage a second and much larger attack if we need to do so."

It's not too late to tell your loved ones how they've disappointed you!

Epstein files are wild. They redacted this guy into sand and sky.

Most of his career, John Cena wins match after match and the fans hate it and vocally reject it. He loses his final match and the fans hate it and vocally reject it.

The president who watched Jan. 6 violence on TV and responded to Kevin McCarthy's desperate call from inside the Capitol with "well, Kevin, I guess these people are more upset about the election than you" doesn't think death threats against anyone even a little in his way is a bad thing? Huh.

A movie that takes place where you're from

*shakily removing glasses*

All the Epstein emails are like On Tue, November 21, 2017 at 8:16 AM, Larry Summers wrote: Have you seen the latest news? Get the popcorn ready… On Tue, November 21, 2017 at 8:18 AM, jeffrey E. <[email protected]> wrote: Pop cofn taste good .

Me clicking play on Review Brah's video about the Arby's steak nuggets.

happy halloween fuckers youtu.be/31zMeueKY0Y?...

The Andrew formerly known as prince.

Headzo in Space!

(screaming at my computer) IT'S POOP! SAY POOP! www.404media.co/trump-no-kin...

“WHOAH! Be careful not to step in that pile of shit there!” exclaimed the man pulling his pants back up.

Huh: TikTok took down my 8-second video featuring this image of Debbie Brockman — the news producer just detained by Trump’s CBP agents — saying it violates the “joy of TikTok”

If I was one of those gondola driving guys, I bet I would drop my stick in the water all the time.

Trump tonight appears to have pushed the false "medbed" conspiracy theory, which has spread in the far-right internet over the years. www.yahoo.com/news/qanon-c...

I think I found the weirdest AI hallucination I've seen yet.

Imagining a movie where the characters are all named after font types and getting really annoyed.

If the Grinch was red... well I don't really like to think about that

Gonna order a drink at Starbucks and tell them my name is "Jimmy Kimmel forever" and then record them on my phone. That should be a fruitful contribution to the discourse.

Kramer in LiveAI demo fail at Meta Connect.

Nice try. Ryan Gosling has been seen in motion pictures and television programs for many years.

Final boss of Ohio

Another wonderful day in The Most Dangerous City in the World.

The DOJ is so messed up for tweeting this.

Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?