WHEN WILL TIM HEIDECKER ANSWER FOR THE 19 KIDS HE KILLED AT THE ELECTRIC SUN MUSIC FESTIVAL???

I'm crying, this is so funny, he has absolutely no idea.

Okay, for those unaware, this is Tim Heidecker’s mugshot from a show called On Cinema at the Cinema. It’s a part of an arc that portrays a very realistic court case (Tim Heidecker v San Bernardino), so the chance Alex Jones thinks this case actually happened is… very high and very hilarious.

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This is no way to live, man

nvidia unveils "mind blowing" new upscaling technology

bonus Discworld QOTD, from The Shepherd's Crown "FOR I CAN SEE THE BALANCE AND YOU HAVE LEFT THE WORLD MUCH BETTER THAN YOU FOUND IT, AND IF YOU ASK ME, said Death, NOBODY COULD DO ANY BETTER THAN THAT…"

TODAY: The Senate is expected to vote on a War Powers Resolution for Trump’s illegal war with Iran. Like the Iraq War vote two decades ago, this decision will define a generation of politicians. Call your senators and demand that they rein in Trump and prevent further military operations in Iran.

More than a year after its formation, I continue to track DOGE's activities and try to shed light on their staffing based on what limited information I can find. dogetrack.info

"I'm speechless." Here's a thank you letter from VEAP for everybody who donated to our ICE Out Charity Stream with @giantbomb.bsky.social! You can still donate, help us cross $275,000! bit.ly/iceoutminnea...

Minneapolis has been hurting for weeks, and Giant Bomb is joining forces with @minnmax.com to help families that have been affected. On Friday, January 30th at 5pm Central please join us and help raise funds during our ICE OUT charity stream. Donation link is LIVE: www.givemn.org/story/qexfdf

brass solidarity band performing “stand by me” in the streets of whittier next to alex pretti’s memorial. the crowd started chanting “the people united will never be defeated” so they incorporated it into the song. i love minneapolis

oh i had this realization once

we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫

I really can't emphasize enough that if you care about local politics, all you gotta do is show up. Just a regular schmegular person showing up. Literally just show up consistently in person and within a remarkably short amount of time, you will have a shocking amount of influence.

Mike Johnson shut down the House for six weeks to assist Trump’s Epstein cover-up. But this afternoon, our representatives will finally vote to obtain the full Epstein files. We need as many Republicans as possible to secure a veto-proof majority. Call: indivisible.org/resource/cal... Or email. 👇

NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen. Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.

Ichiban sign spotted at No Kings protest in Chicago

This is what democracy looks like. #NoKings

How W. E. B. Du Bois responded to government policing of "anti-American" sentiment during the 1910s: "I took great satisfaction in being able to sit back in my chair and answer blandly, 'We are seeking to have the Constitution of the United States thoroughly and completely enforced.' ”

With 5,000 friends in Austin fighting Trump’s illegal redistricting scam.

Our nation's federal employees are more than just numbers on a spreadsheet. They make sure we have clean water. They protect us from financial fraud. They provide healthcare to our communities. They make our government actually work for people. Do not forget this.

The indie bookstore around the corner had this sign. So I went inside and bought 2 books from the banned book section. Support local small businesses. Read banned books. Drink your Ovaltine.

Portland, Maine reporting in!

Protesters are out in Colorado Springs! Thank you, Colorado!

The turnout in small towns across the country has been incredible drawing crowds of thousands. We’re already seeing over one million in attendance nationwide, and events are still underway. Florida, North Carolina, South Carolina, and Ohio all had especially surprising showings.

I said my main goal of this trip was to meet with Kilmar. Tonight I had that chance. I have called his wife, Jennifer, to pass along his message of love. I look forward to providing a full update upon my return.

Which chicken shit House Dem said this off the record? Which one of you is too cowardly to add your name to this horrid statement? Speak up so we can primary your ass back to the stone age.

I really do think we’re well beyond this point. If you pretend that your differences with friends and coworkers and family are about “politics” when in fact they’re about right versus wrong and fascism versus the rule of law, you’re doing your country a grave disservice.

#HandsOff Austin, Texas

#Handsoff! Burlington, VT

HAPPENING NOW: The worldwide "Hands Off!" rallies are already underway at Trafalgar Square in London 👇🏻

Augusta, Maine

🇺🇸 Absolutely insane crowd here in Madison, Wisconsin — the Capital of Democracy! #Handsoff

CHICAGO…

Wow. #HandsOff rally in St. Paul, Minnesota is massive!

Just got to the Mall and saw this sign, which no one is going to top. #HandsOff2025

This is Utah in case anyone’s wondering how pissed off people are. I have never seen anything like this.

To the world: We are fighting back. Our movement has been silenced by the media here—but we are not backing down. This is what our streets looked like across multiple cities. Tomorrow, there will be more of us! Raise a glass to freedom. —With love, Your American allies.

SAVE THE PENGUINS. STOP TRUMP’S TARIFFS.