Turns out when you endlessly indulge your kid and make them feel invincible and inherently superior to reality, they turn into a spoiled, rotten, wretched little thug whom everybody despises because they believe you’ll always be there to reinforce their delusions. We can stop doing this at any time.

So, so instructive to compare media response to Afghanistan withdrawal -- months of hysterical garment-rending & catastrophizing, relentless criticism of the admin -- with the response to an unprovoked, unmotivated, illegal war of aggression, ie, "some critics say maybe Trump should have reasons."

Joe Biden Won't Do Press Conferences

I find it very easy to be against Israel's government without being anti-semitic. People are too understanding of people who are not.

These people are so god damned stupid

who do you think comes up more in therapy, the parents who are driving their child to self-harm or the teachers who are willing to accomodate his gender transition

Virgin Atlantic doesn't give a shit we're going straight to Mumbai come hell or high water

Gonna get a lot of use out of this

New addition to the bookshelf (hi randy)

I love when I get emails that are like "you deserve a bigger credit line" No man I deserve a fuckin job so I can pay what I have off

I hope it's Shingles and I hope it's particularly excruciating

I don't think trading electoral wins and losses with fascists is good enough. I want representation that agrees with me and tries to eliminate the threat of fascism for the foreseeable future.

The American people deserved to get a clear explanation of why servicemembers lives are at risk and why their gas prices are about to skyrocket. Instead, they got this.

We cannot and should not let generative AI take away these tiny, insignificant, but probably fun as hell jobs from artists

Eisenhower

The Secret Service must investigate these death threats against the president from a sitting member of Congress. abcnews4.com/news/local/m...

I know many of you already know this because it’s obvious but you can absolutely take a survey of an opinion desk’s output over time and pretty accurately surmise the views—or at least the intentions—of the people who are in charge of deciding what gets published. I thought we were all adults here

A government which does not want trans people to exist, and is legally allowed to force detransition in prisons, has created incentive for itself to put more trans people in prisons.

The gas prices were over 3 bucks so I was stubbornly waiting them out Now I've got 38 miles of fuel left and the motherfucker bombed iran

If Arsenal do win the Premier League this season, they'll need to have the parade in the Cardiac Care unit because that's where everyone will be.

✌🏾used to✌🏾 We created Kazaa. Limewire. The Pirate Bay. Others merely adopted thievery. We were born into it. Molded by it.

Sen Chris Murphy (D-CT) to Face the Nation: “I don't have any obligation to fund a Department of Homeland Security that is violating the law every day, just like I don't have any obligation to support this war that is illegal as well.”

he is abjectly contemptuous of anyone who demonstrates virtue or adheres to any kind of principle, and that *includes* the service members whom he orders to die for him

this is fucking shocking, and while i know politics journalists think it's cliché to point this out, a democratic president would be impeached for delivering this speech in this way, and rightly so.

Not only should McGonigle make the Tigers out of camp, they should give him one of the remaining single digits: 7, 8, or 9

McGonigle is ready for the majors and also it's annoying that despite being on MLB network, this game isn't airing on DirecTV in Michigan

in the Star Wars nerd debate over best lightsaber duelist of all time, Anakin is extremely overrated you can’t be the GOAT with “lost all your limbs and got set on fire” on your scoresheet

Same, dude, except when I don't get a job I usually keep that disappointment and resentment to myself

give them all yellows for dissent! let's play 11 on 8

lmao later neto

Timberrrrrrrr

no sorry we’re not doing this anymore. not for a volunteer army committing atrocities

Trump relying on the old rule that you can’t prosecute a wartime pedophile.

This right here is why an Ellison-run CNN is indistinguishable from one where David Zaslav is calling the shots

So one of Trump’s propagandists tried to peddle the story that Iran was about to strike multiple US bases so we had to attack them preemptively, but the only person in media they could get to push out the lie was Scott Jennings. Then CNN pays him to air it on their network.

"American innovation" now refers to making a kind of atrocity cronut by combining insider trading with war crimes.

Arsenal Meat Wall Goal!

wife chasing me around the kitchen table with a rolling pin because she found me in the epstein files being a Mossad Operative

Florida just cut off HIV meds for 16,000 people.

Melissa Hortman was known for reaching across the aisle in the MN House. Mike Lee (R UT) said she deserved to be assassinated by a wannabe SA dude. There is no amount of nice that will save you or your neighbors from fascist violence. Do not be nice.

“direct your anger at trump not the democrats” buddy you are severely underestimating the amount of anger i have available to me

sure the pedophile felon president just illegally bombed a country that may have nukes while federal forces under his command murder and harass people in america and immigrants are tortured and he moves forward with plans to build concentration camps and sorry idk where i was going fuck all of this

if they were courageous they would quit. there's nothing brave about killing kids at the whim of an irrational old pedophile

SCIF now stands for “Some Curtains In Front”

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to bomb this elementary school full of kids because he thinks it makes him look cool. also his scheming viziers will be betting money on it for fun. good luck soldier

I’m voting for the candidate who promises to imprison everyone who makes money insider trading on war.

The US/Israeli illegal attack on Iran should be understood to be a clear violation of the Olympic Truce (much as Russia’s invasion of Ukraine was which led to its suspension by the IOC) and result in bans for 2028 and the stripping of those Games from LA. apnews.com/article/olym...

I had forgotten how The Simpsons put the extra effort in to flip this joke. Rather than just satirizing US nationalist parochialism, Homer is (momentarily) an expert on Iranian politics.