In 1999, I was playing a decker in Shadowrun, and tried to distract a guard by hacking a water fountain to overflow, and my GM said "why would a water fountain be on the network? That's fucking stupid. No you can't try." Well it's 2026 and I just want you to know, Phil, that I FUCKING CALLED IT!

Can I just say: fuck this idea and fuck these restaurant owners

⚠️ SAVE OF THE YEAR CANDIDATE ALERT ⚠️ /mnwild prospect Riley Mercer makes a shootout stop that you have to see to believe! (🎥: /IAWild)

REST IN PEACE: Bob Kevoian, founder and co-host of "The Bob and Tom Show" died Friday afternoon, the show announced. BOB'S LIFE AND CAREER: https://www.wthr.com/article/news/local/bob-and-tom-show-founder-co-host-bob-kevoian-dies-radio/531-91044dee-1fc0-4407-a51e-3e4ab05ec10d 

Imagine if the press that Hegseth is insulting took this sort of stuff as seriously as they took Ilhan Omar saying AIPAC influences elections by spending money

No wonder Jordan never got to the bottom of the Pinkerton ads. Too busy texting weird shit to people

lmaooooooooooooooooooo

i think folks might be unfamiliar with "the pharisees", so let's make it clear: he's saying the jews run the press, and that they are conspiring to undermine the military. it's not just antisemitism, it's indistinguishable from nazism.

seriously, how many times now has he just straight up lied about the strait being reopened now? 4? at least once a week since this started

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Remarkable.

I’ve said it before, but now that the Artemis II mission is done I can safely revel in the incompetence of this administration being enough to delay future manned space flight to the Moon long enough that we don’t put a plaque up there with that fuckhead’s name on it.

This single post explains most of why we reelected Donald Trump

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BAFTA pulling a trailer for an autobiographical game about surviving sexual assault only hours before it was said to be a part of a showcase is an exceptionally bad look.

Not only does Jared deserve a long prison sentence, I think we put his dad back in just to be safe. They can be shitty little cellmates together.

The banality of evil carried by the term "self-deport" is matched only by the ridiculousness of the idea that someone can deport themselves, it would be super cool if news outlets would acknowledge that

Breaking news: Tufts University graduate Rümeysa Öztürk, who was arrested by masked immigration agents last year, has returned to her home country of Turkey, citing the "state-imposed violence and hostility" she said she experienced in the United States. trib.al/7GKyEiz

When we create a state that is so focused on cruelty, we are always going to empower people like this. The cruelty is not a byproduct, it is an inevitable consequence.

Yes I am victim blaming, and no I don’t care: the entire industry has used fear as the cornerstone of its marketing for years; threatening people’s way of life in the abstract while damaging the economy, stealing peoples work etc. You don’t get to walk that back just because it became real for you.

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This is the single funniest thing I have ever seen Bluesky staff do.

I know the end result of this will be “taking a picture of a senator eating dinner is a capital offense” but dear god every person in DC deserves this treatment

July 21 1935: The Führer orders a new reception hall and ballroom to "entertain foreign diplomats" at the Chancellery. Underneath the dance floor is an air raid shelter. A 2nd deeper bunker is built next to this in 1944, where he would spend his last days as the Reich collapsed.

Read that again. This Louisiana bill forces homeless people to choose between jail and "treatment"—and if they can't pay for the latter, they will be forced to perform unpaid labor. The historical precedents are clear: convict leasing, Black Codes, debtor's prison.

I think it is preferable to have politicians who have, at some point in their lives, lived like a normal person

JD Vance said one of his "proudest" accomplishment as Vice President was stopping funding for Ukraine. He said this at a small arena that was less than 25% full because nobody likes or wants to listen to JD Vance.

the VP being a fucking groyper nazi should probably be a bigger story

This little roundup of the adventures of RFK Jr reads like the Wikipedia page of a convicted serial killer. This should not be the CV of the Secretary of HHS. Trained ravens? This guy is basically Dracula

nothing online works for shit anymore. everybody who knows how to work computer is unemployed. we are stuck with these losers shooting up peptides while they vibecode their claude dongle

The super-rich are not worried about their car dying, or if they can afford daycare, how to feed a family & clothe growing children. They don't consider skipping a medication b/c of its cost. But the rich want to feel oppressed, so they pretend slightly higher taxes is life or death. How dare they

So Erika Kirk is pretending that her security team told her it was too dangerous for her to appear with the Vice President, an obvious lie. JD Vance is such a loser Erika Kirk feels safe snubbing him in broad-ass daylight

babe wake up the editors of National Review are adjudicating a theological disagreement between JD Vance and the Pope

did MJF get hurt in the match with Kenny? They didn't do ANYTHING.

Let Shida be rude to people in Japanese #aewdynamite

I can no longer tell when Republicans are pretending to be really stupid for the benefit of their base, or are actually experiencing some type of collective cognitive collapse. There is no way for them to *win* whatever type of argument they're attempting to have here.

Hooray, Arsenal boring'd themselves into the CL Semis

If they keep bringing up just war theory with no pushback I'm gonna twist my own head off. The iran war violates EVERY principle of just war theory! It checks every single fucking box of what NOT to do!

Another thing that's changed since then is Republicans' total inability to take anything in stride Instead of picking a fight with the pope Bush said agree to disagree then launched what we thought would be the worst ever foreign policy debacle. bsky.app/profile/atru...

Exhibit 6342 why being dumb must be incredible.

Yost getting hit by a tornado is the exact sort of reverse curse we need to turn this ship around

do you know how easy it would be to just say "of course the pope is pre-disposed to peace and peaceful solutions. we're working to get there" instead, vice president dumbass hits the pope with a well, actually

incredible that the lifelong Catholic in this specific situation is The Pope

@sickoscommittee.org For the graphic

Clavicular mogged on by 60 Minutes chad so hard that his methamphetaminemaxxing almost killed him

So is this website going to acknowledge that JD Vance was heckled repeatedly by antiwar protestors