happy international women's day

can see right through her

when nobody has it for me, I know poob has it for me

𝐺𝐴𝑌 𝑆𝐸𝑋 𝐼𝑆 𝑇𝐻𝐸 𝐵𝐸𝑆𝑇 𝑆𝐸𝑋

@mrmk.bsky.social is a talented artist, a wonderful person, and a saint who preaches this fundamental truth: women are amazing

There's a Kago Shintaro comic about this

mad at wire mother (dell work laptop). missing cloth mother (mac mini)

@katie.bzky.team +1

Wire mommy seems colder than usual. Wonder what I did to disappoint her.

Ugh. I wish there was some way I could improve my lemons. They aren't quite perfect... and I'm worried something could happen to them (SCJohnson A Family Company): don't worry we got you

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haters: bsky doesn't have the juice venerable, heroic posters: of course it does, are you kidding? look at this... bsky mods: Bluesky, operating on the revolutionary AT Protocol, absolutely does NOT have the juice. If we catch anyone with juice, or juice propaganda, they will be suspended.

Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools

The Real Ghostbusters - When Halloween Was Forever : 1175s

pinned

obsessions

discourse? I gots a jorb to do, buddy, and dat's to storp mugs like youse from bodderin' da borss wit nornsense. If youse wanner discourse anyting wit her, youse bedder be ready for a long porsonal discourssion wit ME forst

WOW!!!!!!!

she loves it

HHS rolling out new "no fap" guidelines to replace vaccine schedule

no matter how difficult life gets at least i’ve got a perfect ass 🙏 amen

have you seen the siscon ad yet

THEY'VE PUT ME ON THE POCKETSTATION COOP. I'M BEING RENDERED IN A 32 BY 32 GRID OF MONOCHROME PIXELS. THE BOYS BACK AT QUANTICO SAID THEY'RE GOING TO RELOCATE ME TO A "DOKO DEMO ISSYO" UNTIL THEY CAN GET THIS STRAIGHTENED OUT.

my day has been, and will continue to be, wasted sitting around doing nothing why even take the Pill That Makes Me Want To Be Doing Something

wow i feel so lisdexamfetamine today! yahoo!

Just a holiday reminder! 😂

www.outsports.com/2025/11/25/2... OutSports are saying that the policy at World's Strongest Man was Trans inclusive at the time of the event

After publishing this article, I've heard from many that CR seems to be using AI to produce dub CCs. Now, thanks to a slip-up CR had with episode 6 dub of The Banished Court Magician, we can say that with 100% certainty: Crunchyroll is using the AI service Ollang.com for its dub closed captions!

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

I LEARNED THE ANSWER TO THIS Chris's Steakhouse was a New Orleans landmark Chris Matulich periodically got bored, sold it, waited for the new owner to fail, and bought it back cheap The sale conditions: Can't move it, can't change the name He did this six times Then he sold it to Ruth Fertel

Chun-Li, Chun-Li, Chun-Li, Chun-Liii... I'm begging of you please don't kikoken

Dick Cheney was proud to have normalized state-sponsored torture. That, and the dead of Iraq in an unjust war, constitute his entire legacy. “That’s not funny” is a meme-y cliche but I don’t care about the friend he shot or our jokes about it. Cheney is Kissinger level. He made the world worse.

woke up in frustration from a dream in which: I tried to explain the "already depicted you..." meme to my dad, but accidentally ended up telling him about a nonexistent, incoherent meme involving "honcels" and "femoids" instead is there a way to have my brain removed

[rod serling voice] The signal presently arriving through your television receiver ... contains JOI -- from the Twilight Zone.

I think my favorite musical will be "Catgirls" (2133), by renowned hyperpop theatre composer, Android Lewd Webber.

mm, yes, that's interesting... but actually I'm special

"by the numbers, the marvel cinematic universe is bigger than the civil rights movement was - by an order of magnitude" makes you think, doesn't it -- Willup Stencil, popular bluesky opinionaire

look at this guy instead

i just woke up from a dream where some people brought me to a food court taco bell -- and just a sprinkle of dream logic later, i was leading a horrified throng of diners, all weeping and wailing "I'M SUCKING MEAT OUT OF A BAG" as we started tearing the restaurant apart

if you have adhd, lack of executive function may make it hard to keep yourself organized, keep up with the people u love, or even just make it hard to sleep normally. luckily, there’s help: with just one pill, you can instead play roguelikes for 14 straight hours while rubbing urself unable to cum

The COO of bluesky, Rose, is following the heritage foundation account on bluesky.

who was it that said "tell a trans girl she's beautiful and she'll smile for a day - teach a trans girl she's beautiful and she'll jack off in front of a mirror the rest of her life"