Self love

"it's hard to believe you're 38 when you're so hot 10/10" oh kid, you are definitely not nearly as smooth as you think you are

Stephen Spielberg's I Spit On Your Grave

#ElderScrolls #khajiit #skyrim #tes #tesv Caravan khajiits.

Dreams are cool, especially dreams that you can remember for a long time after I had one in my 20s where i found a 45 record that had Tom Waits covering Sonic Youth songs on one side, and Sonic Youth covering Tom Waits songs on the other and i listened to it, and it sounded like i'd imagine, obvs

Also an 8-bit Kraftwerk / Primus tribute band called "Mr. Tandypants"

I just imagined a TMBG / Butthole Surfers cover band that does the songs in the style of Smashing Pumpkins "We Might Just Be Smashing Assholes"

"I'm a dissociated 3rd party" don't you mean 'disinterested 3rd party'? "that toooo"

Ughhhh I don't wanna be in charge i'll be like, assistant manager or something Switch Liaison Under Top/Bottom Union Negotiations I'm pretty sure our bylaws allow a possum to be SLUT/BUN

*sighs, pulls out clipboard, starts looking it over* "did ANYONE from last year leave any notes? this is just 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA' and 'stay alive' for [flips thru] 25 pages or so? Is that why they put me, the possum in charge of y'all? Jesus christ."

I squeezed that sperm till a strange sort of insanity came over me

you don't know me

Yeah, I'll take it

2026 goals - wear makeup & lingerie more often - traipse around my apt in the above (or nude) more often - be more social - post more lewds n newds - draw more - make more music - keep my apt tidier - maybe finally utilize my fansly & patreon & kofi - maybe set up furaffinity & FetLife accounts

This is one of my favorite pics from the bath set I took last night, idk why :3 feels... Powerful <3 #transnsfw

Do German trans lesbians call frotting "gockenspielen?"

AlakaZAM!!

I gotta clean my apartment so I can be a bigger slut this year Maybe find a romantic partner or two

Gadget Hackwrench may be the most desirable woman who ever lived.

NYE was pretty nice - I had a very luxurious and sensual bath with some toys, had a few beers, was in bed by 11 with a mug of sleepytime tea, was playing switch and kept my cat calm and safe thru the fireworks at midnight

cleaning with vinegar is awesome, because it works, AND your whole place smells like bbq after

Minneapolitan: Queer and Based since Nineteen Diggety Two.

That'd be nice

I bought a pushup bra the other day, and I'm not sure if I like it Can't tell if needs breaking in / adjusting, or if it's the wrong size... I like the aesthetics of the bra itself, but the padding feels just a little too "ostentatious"

Me, to customer: "yeah, tho as I recall there's been talk about retiring the penny since the 90s" Customer: "you can't be THAT old!" Me: "I'm 42 as of a couple months ago!" Customer: "NO. Really?!" Customer behind her: " :O no."

Only trained wildlife rehabbers should have possums in captivity, because even for trained professionals it is difficult to keep them healthy. They are wild animals and it is easy to fuck up their health and disable them forever. They're not meant to be pets

He is Coming

becoming the target demo for muzak is getting very odd

hope u can too

"heeheeheehee stoooooop :3 "

Katie's well-kept secrets

punk possum

what is a system if not a polycule of the self

I may have done a little too much estrogen yesterday lol I was finishing off a vial and had exactly .2ml left and said "fuckit let's go for broke lol"

Me: jeez i'v been moody lately - is it the weather, the season, the holidays, the chaos all around me? My boobs: [ba-DONK]

I think part of the problem is that the folks that give a shit about "checking in," "enthusiastic consent,""paying attention to signals" & the bare basics of sexual chemistry tend to be my kinkster friends who are all polysaturated & those hookups are great, don't get me wrong

I don't wanna be some puppygirl's owner, or someone's mommy dommy I don't want to feel like I'm servicing a john w little to no reciprocation I just wanna hold n be held and make out and feel each other up & be vulnerable, and I feel like that's too much to ask the world

It’s really funny to see people get mad about historical accuracy in the Odyssey adaptation because there’s a cyclops in that story. There’s a witch who turns men into pig. gods are literally real and manifest physically. It’s okay if there’s a black guy.

How to draw eyes

Had a sexy dream last night featuring a dykey girl in a record shop that looked kinda like the truck driving lady from "Brazil" (1985)

hole of the day: mouth

Hey ;)

i thought they wanted a friend but they just wanted to unlock me as a mount