I have commissioned Gin for many things over the years and i will always HIGHLY recommend them, i have always been so happy and in love with the outcomes. trust me you want one

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sending out a newsletter to all my friends and family announcing the birth of my beautiful baby boy Braxton Hicks

PUMP IRON AND THEN PUMP EGGS! It's the adult responsibility way. Like how I went for a long walk before going to half off chicken wing night yesterday #responsibilitysky

first ever game of Womens Elite Rugby, the us' new womens rugby!!! its free to watch with an account on DAZN!! www.dazn.com/en-CA/home/2... So excited to see, even if its a little messy right now.

Just more and more horrifying stuff every day

SOOOOO infinitely happy with how this came out. everyone give gin your money

Commission for @lenabaneana.bsky.social for her and her boyfriend 🧡 #commission #bskyart

Happy ten years to this bad boy.

I’ve had enough of woke ugly men in our games, so I’ve improved Geralt

Explaining baseball to an American

... So that's what DeDeDe stood for all this time?

alt text is an accessibility feature. it's not for jokes or little asides to other people who don't need alt text. use alt text properly, thank you.

Everyone in New York City that recognizes the CEO assassin.

its one of gods cruel tricks that theres that many calories in alcohol because nothing makes me wanna drink more than dieting

I'm going to say it: I think it's funny when Americans have names in the format 'L. Ron Hubbard'. 'I've got a REAL first name but I'm not telling you what it is; here's a clue, though.'

Went to the doctor today. Told them I felt worn down, tired, and constantly stressed. Doctor said: "I’ve got an easy fix. Check out this new game called Balatro. It’s a roguelike deckbuilder and the talk of the town. That’ll pick you up." But doctor…

shoplifting should take the place fishing used to occupy in our culture. avis of us wearing wraparound oakleys holding up cool stuff we stole, novelty "gone shopliftin'" door signs, that kind of stuff

wisest thing ever said

the kansas city chiefs have plot armor at this point

shout out to meals!

ACAB for cutie

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as someone who doesn’t follow soccer, i’m getting a little annoyed by all the soccer posts i see on here. everything i don’t personally enjoy should be destroyed

i mean you gotta figure in this day and age, you know, with everything that’s been going on

Here's the thing:

balatro sweeps “games you can play while holding baby and after having slept 8 of last 48 hours” awards

“Send me the pics of us from last night” The pics:

top 10 simpsons moments 10. homer in space 9. bart prank calls moe 8. grandpa simpson falls asleep 7. bart and lisa 6. steamed food 5. cashier scans maggie at register 4. skateboarding bart 3. the simpsons on dvd 2. homer has a TRULY memorable moment 1. mr. burn

the mirror account didn’t catch the final score but this was a scorigami

the outro of every 80s song

if you didn't watch that fight you missed the most recent fight of all time

i want to see jake paul obliterated

“Crack open a cold one — it’s Friday once again.” -Jon Bois

Well I'm fucked.

Looking at the replies on an app and not seeing porn bots or people calling me DEI

"bluesky is cooking it's really taking off" i have not yet seen a teenager posting stuff like 'you dont miss your dead dog you miss uncritical affection from someone who can't challenge you' so no i do not agree

PSA: the Borderlands movie is not good. even when youre really high. its a very bad movie. Also idk if it was just me but the sound mix on it was TERRIBLE. Had to have my finger on the volume controls the entire time to switch between the too loud action scenes and the barely audible dialog scenes

Every day i think about the timeline we would be in if that dude hadnt missed

Aaron Rodgers eating curb today REALLY hits the spot

cashier: can take your order? me: [spent the entire time in line rehearsing for this moment] yes, one pleaseburger cheese :)

Happy Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to those who celebrate.

I deleted Twitter off my phone is this what freedom feels like